Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 163 Days and 77044 Haiku later...

coffee beans and rye
another lump for your head
king of the strip mall
Haiku # 23631, November 30, 2002 2:45 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
wow, am i shocked!
never would have thought that ash
would post in all caps
Haiku # 23630, November 30, 2002 2:31 am ET
by scotch
FUCK YOU ALL
YOU ALL WRITE BAD POEMS
YET RIP ON SOMEONE
WHEN THEIR POEMS ARE PERFECT
I AM SO SICK OF EVERYONES SHIT HERE
WHY CANT YOU ALL JUST WRITE WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE
Haiku # 23629, November 30, 2002 1:26 am ET
by ash
I'm drying my socks
and waiting for tomorrow
super Saturday
Haiku # 23628, November 30, 2002 12:57 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
one part gasoline
and one part spaghetti sauce
mix well and serve two
Haiku # 23627, November 30, 2002 12:56 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
once upon a time
I was a tiny rabbit
now I am a stew
Haiku # 23626, November 30, 2002 12:54 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
Batman and Robin
Superman and Spiderman
Captain USA
Haiku # 23625, November 30, 2002 12:53 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
cover your big mouth
with a surfboard or duct tape
I'm watching the game
Haiku # 23624, November 30, 2002 12:52 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
red blue orange white
purple green pink brown yellow
black black black black black
Haiku # 23623, November 30, 2002 12:51 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
Happy Happy Day
it's not my birthday, no, no
it's just Saturday
Haiku # 23622, November 30, 2002 12:50 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
come here and drink this
purple fizz, something alive
something in my gut
Haiku # 23621, November 30, 2002 12:48 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
three three eleven
forty-six plus eighty-five
one-hundred and one?
Haiku # 23620, November 30, 2002 12:47 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
elephant disco
rumble bumble boom boom boom
this is a stick-up.
Haiku # 23619, November 30, 2002 12:46 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
I dream of horses
who by ice turn fragile white
in the arctic night
Haiku # 23618, November 29, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Hey, I bet that in
Iraq, you can't wake up to
buy a forty-nine
dollar DVD
player six in the morning
God Bless America
Haiku # 23617, November 29, 2002 11:58 am ET
by onjaysun (and they still hate us?)
A poem was the
plan, now a haiku, couldn't
rhyme with tryptophan
Haiku # 23616, November 29, 2002 11:41 am ET
by onjaysun
crystal granola
(he won't look under the soap)
spare change, kind brother?
Haiku # 23615, November 29, 2002 10:25 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder
original wheat
organic and crunchy soul
inside edition
Haiku # 23614, November 29, 2002 10:14 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
original wheat
organic and crunchy soul
inside edition
Haiku # 23613, November 29, 2002 10:14 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
gobble goodie goof
fishsticks and buttermilk, please!
talk with your mouth full
Haiku # 23612, November 29, 2002 10:13 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
na na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na na na nu
Haiku # 23611, November 29, 2002 10:11 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
I'm sifting: placid
guru knife oxygen blip
hangnail yesteryear
Haiku # 23610, November 29, 2002 10:10 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
old crow baloney
a swatch of nightmare again
read my old lips, dude
Haiku # 23609, November 29, 2002 10:09 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
ghost burrito nine
ion ion ion ion cone
she shaw she shaw shaw
Haiku # 23608, November 29, 2002 10:08 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
wizard flake custard
potato pie and coleslaw
one hundred pimples
Haiku # 23607, November 29, 2002 10:06 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
ahh na na na na
eep up up up up eep up
ahh neep neep neep neep
Haiku # 23606, November 29, 2002 10:04 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
helicopter ride
fish eyes witch eyes hamburger
cherry applesauce
Haiku # 23605, November 29, 2002 10:03 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
green robot massage
old silver-plated pliers
a cop stopped me cold
Haiku # 23604, November 29, 2002 10:01 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
and sex and light and
underwater laser lights
plastic tomato
Haiku # 23603, November 29, 2002 10:00 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
tapeworm energy
my my my and what a face
forever hungry
Haiku # 23602, November 29, 2002 9:58 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
dagnabbit! now twice!
from last maestro through
this, credit is mine
Haiku # 23601, November 28, 2002 9:59 pm ET
by maestro
vulgar terms. Sorry
maestro's utterance beneath
damn that field of "Name:"
Haiku # 23600, November 28, 2002 9:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
accumulation
wields no value in spirit
Iraq v. Tex' ... Fuck!
Haiku # 23599, November 28, 2002 9:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
props (pardon my slang)
to haiku five hundred Scott
for helmeted wit
Haiku # 23598, November 28, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by maestro
an insipid post
no one ever fought for spam
ingratitude sucks
Haiku # 23597, November 28, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by ap
Turkey: Mmmm, good stuff-
It is my bird of choice, see?
Big, dumb, tasty bird.
Haiku # 23596, November 28, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by Mark
Let's all kill Saddam
Because a few years ago
We gave him weapons
Haiku # 23595, November 28, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by groggo of hell
well....eat good turkey
and remember, it's for this that

we fight our wars for
Haiku # 23594, November 28, 2002 5:12 am ET
by k of White Trash Central
you know what it is?
it's that 'cooler than thou' thing
that really bugs me
Haiku # 23593, November 28, 2002 5:04 am ET
by k of there's a reason i live in northeren california
am i just jaded?
it seems that if i had been
on drugs, beck might rock



(naw, probably not)
Haiku # 23592, November 28, 2002 5:00 am ET
by k
turkey tomorrow
cooked bird, ass full of stuffing
gluttony abides
Haiku # 23591, November 28, 2002 4:55 am ET
by k of going to sebastopol...where?....trust me, it's nice there
no intensity
nothing to grab me except
the drunk guy near me
Haiku # 23590, November 28, 2002 4:52 am ET
by k of whatever happened to dropping the act in favor of a good jam?
saw beck and flaming
lips...it was a 'show' all right
in LA style
Haiku # 23589, November 28, 2002 4:51 am ET
by k of (note...LA isn't necessarily a 'good' thing)
Inspectors, beware-
Lies, Lies, Lies- watch your back man-
Saddam plans war again.
Haiku # 23588, November 28, 2002 12:55 am ET
by Mark
I'm George B, I own
a Ford Extinction and I'm
a Gasshole...Hi George!
Haiku # 23587, November 27, 2002 6:40 pm ET
by onjaysun
it's sterile hanging
behind a firewall
cast out for lack of
Haiku # 23586, November 27, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the noose is hanging
and waiting for the man to
step in, and jump in
Haiku # 23585, November 27, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Mox
johnny walked the line
put dollar bills behind strings
guitar percussion
Haiku # 23584, November 27, 2002 8:49 am ET
by Mellie, they told me that at Sun Studio, Memphis
we rule the world now
and we all drive S U Vs
what am i missing
Haiku # 23583, November 27, 2002 5:23 am ET
by ap
saw johnny cash on
the TV 2 nite, he's still
a hero of mine
Haiku # 23582, November 27, 2002 4:13 am ET
by k
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