Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76968 Haiku later...

and that gwenhyfar?
much too talented for bad
shines above the rest
Haiku # 23635, November 30, 2002 9:36 am ET
by ...wasting poetry here IMHO
superhybrid? note:
your post's rather juvenile
no one is impressed
Haiku # 23634, November 30, 2002 9:30 am ET
by no one
ash? truly doubtful...
(he has much more class than that)
a bored imposter
Haiku # 23633, November 30, 2002 9:19 am ET
by ...and nothing more IMHO
two three six naught one
poem lacking syllables
"maestro {'posting'} through"
Haiku # 23632, November 30, 2002 5:53 am ET
by maestro
coffee beans and rye
another lump for your head
king of the strip mall
Haiku # 23631, November 30, 2002 2:45 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
wow, am i shocked!
never would have thought that ash
would post in all caps
Haiku # 23630, November 30, 2002 2:31 am ET
by scotch
FUCK YOU ALL
YOU ALL WRITE BAD POEMS
YET RIP ON SOMEONE
WHEN THEIR POEMS ARE PERFECT
I AM SO SICK OF EVERYONES SHIT HERE
WHY CANT YOU ALL JUST WRITE WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE
Haiku # 23629, November 30, 2002 1:26 am ET
by ash
I'm drying my socks
and waiting for tomorrow
super Saturday
Haiku # 23628, November 30, 2002 12:57 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
one part gasoline
and one part spaghetti sauce
mix well and serve two
Haiku # 23627, November 30, 2002 12:56 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
once upon a time
I was a tiny rabbit
now I am a stew
Haiku # 23626, November 30, 2002 12:54 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
Batman and Robin
Superman and Spiderman
Captain USA
Haiku # 23625, November 30, 2002 12:53 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
cover your big mouth
with a surfboard or duct tape
I'm watching the game
Haiku # 23624, November 30, 2002 12:52 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
red blue orange white
purple green pink brown yellow
black black black black black
Haiku # 23623, November 30, 2002 12:51 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
Happy Happy Day
it's not my birthday, no, no
it's just Saturday
Haiku # 23622, November 30, 2002 12:50 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
come here and drink this
purple fizz, something alive
something in my gut
Haiku # 23621, November 30, 2002 12:48 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
three three eleven
forty-six plus eighty-five
one-hundred and one?
Haiku # 23620, November 30, 2002 12:47 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
elephant disco
rumble bumble boom boom boom
this is a stick-up.
Haiku # 23619, November 30, 2002 12:46 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
I dream of horses
who by ice turn fragile white
in the arctic night
Haiku # 23618, November 29, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Hey, I bet that in
Iraq, you can't wake up to
buy a forty-nine
dollar DVD
player six in the morning
God Bless America
Haiku # 23617, November 29, 2002 11:58 am ET
by onjaysun (and they still hate us?)
A poem was the
plan, now a haiku, couldn't
rhyme with tryptophan
Haiku # 23616, November 29, 2002 11:41 am ET
by onjaysun
crystal granola
(he won't look under the soap)
spare change, kind brother?
Haiku # 23615, November 29, 2002 10:25 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder
original wheat
organic and crunchy soul
inside edition
Haiku # 23614, November 29, 2002 10:14 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
original wheat
organic and crunchy soul
inside edition
Haiku # 23613, November 29, 2002 10:14 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
gobble goodie goof
fishsticks and buttermilk, please!
talk with your mouth full
Haiku # 23612, November 29, 2002 10:13 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
na na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na na na nu
Haiku # 23611, November 29, 2002 10:11 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
I'm sifting: placid
guru knife oxygen blip
hangnail yesteryear
Haiku # 23610, November 29, 2002 10:10 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
old crow baloney
a swatch of nightmare again
read my old lips, dude
Haiku # 23609, November 29, 2002 10:09 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
ghost burrito nine
ion ion ion ion cone
she shaw she shaw shaw
Haiku # 23608, November 29, 2002 10:08 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
wizard flake custard
potato pie and coleslaw
one hundred pimples
Haiku # 23607, November 29, 2002 10:06 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
ahh na na na na
eep up up up up eep up
ahh neep neep neep neep
Haiku # 23606, November 29, 2002 10:04 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
helicopter ride
fish eyes witch eyes hamburger
cherry applesauce
Haiku # 23605, November 29, 2002 10:03 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
green robot massage
old silver-plated pliers
a cop stopped me cold
Haiku # 23604, November 29, 2002 10:01 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
and sex and light and
underwater laser lights
plastic tomato
Haiku # 23603, November 29, 2002 10:00 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
tapeworm energy
my my my and what a face
forever hungry
Haiku # 23602, November 29, 2002 9:58 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
dagnabbit! now twice!
from last maestro through
this, credit is mine
Haiku # 23601, November 28, 2002 9:59 pm ET
by maestro
vulgar terms. Sorry
maestro's utterance beneath
damn that field of "Name:"
Haiku # 23600, November 28, 2002 9:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
accumulation
wields no value in spirit
Iraq v. Tex' ... Fuck!
Haiku # 23599, November 28, 2002 9:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
props (pardon my slang)
to haiku five hundred Scott
for helmeted wit
Haiku # 23598, November 28, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by maestro
an insipid post
no one ever fought for spam
ingratitude sucks
Haiku # 23597, November 28, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by ap
Turkey: Mmmm, good stuff-
It is my bird of choice, see?
Big, dumb, tasty bird.
Haiku # 23596, November 28, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by Mark
Let's all kill Saddam
Because a few years ago
We gave him weapons
Haiku # 23595, November 28, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by groggo of hell
well....eat good turkey
and remember, it's for this that

we fight our wars for
Haiku # 23594, November 28, 2002 5:12 am ET
by k of White Trash Central
you know what it is?
it's that 'cooler than thou' thing
that really bugs me
Haiku # 23593, November 28, 2002 5:04 am ET
by k of there's a reason i live in northeren california
am i just jaded?
it seems that if i had been
on drugs, beck might rock



(naw, probably not)
Haiku # 23592, November 28, 2002 5:00 am ET
by k
turkey tomorrow
cooked bird, ass full of stuffing
gluttony abides
Haiku # 23591, November 28, 2002 4:55 am ET
by k of going to sebastopol...where?....trust me, it's nice there
no intensity
nothing to grab me except
the drunk guy near me
Haiku # 23590, November 28, 2002 4:52 am ET
by k of whatever happened to dropping the act in favor of a good jam?
saw beck and flaming
lips...it was a 'show' all right
in LA style
Haiku # 23589, November 28, 2002 4:51 am ET
by k of (note...LA isn't necessarily a 'good' thing)
Inspectors, beware-
Lies, Lies, Lies- watch your back man-
Saddam plans war again.
Haiku # 23588, November 28, 2002 12:55 am ET
by Mark
I'm George B, I own
a Ford Extinction and I'm
a Gasshole...Hi George!
Haiku # 23587, November 27, 2002 6:40 pm ET
by onjaysun
it's sterile hanging
behind a firewall
cast out for lack of
Haiku # 23586, November 27, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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