Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 158 Days and 77038 Haiku later...

What we want to see
is eight lights, but much before
next Saturday night
Haiku # 23655, December 1, 2002 10:09 am ET
by R. of PT
Ce soir trois bougies -
Demain elles seront soit quatre
soit (je l'espere) huit !
Haiku # 23654, December 1, 2002 10:05 am ET
by R. of PT
making Christmas gifts...
bookbinding is pretty cool;
journals for haikus
Haiku # 23653, December 1, 2002 6:34 am ET
by k
going to see 8
Mile tomorrow morning
and three other films....
Haiku # 23652, December 1, 2002 6:31 am ET
by k of buy one ticket see four films.....
the world is a mirror
so that the sea is sky...sky...
empty shell of air
Haiku # 23651, December 1, 2002 6:21 am ET
by k
had dinner with an
ex-CIA agent. Of
course I wasn't warned.....
Haiku # 23650, December 1, 2002 6:19 am ET
by k of details...details...
insomnia and
art seem to work well into
3:00 am or so
Haiku # 23649, December 1, 2002 6:17 am ET
by k
Mitzrim, ashurim,
bavliim, veyevanim -
R'u kama nissim
Haiku # 23648, December 1, 2002 6:07 am ET
by R. of PT
Noi accendiamo
per i tuoi miracoli
queste candele
Haiku # 23647, December 1, 2002 5:55 am ET
by R. of PT
When darkness is deep
and getting completely black -
Then make the lights SHINE
Haiku # 23646, December 1, 2002 5:05 am ET
by R. of PT
One light, now two lights,
we're very close to eight lights -
All are miracles
Haiku # 23645, December 1, 2002 5:00 am ET
by R. of PT
The don't have one chance
in the world to convince me -
So why do they try ?
Haiku # 23644, December 1, 2002 4:57 am ET
by R. of PT
What if they don't know
what is good and what is bad ?
I won't change for that
Haiku # 23643, December 1, 2002 4:55 am ET
by R. of PT
What's the difference
between good taste and bad taste ?
Learn first what "good" means
Haiku # 23642, December 1, 2002 4:51 am ET
by R. of PT
Pour bien s'habiller
il faudrait quand-meme savoir
ce que "bien" veut dire
Haiku # 23641, December 1, 2002 4:48 am ET
by R. of PT
Dressing modestly
is not just a requirement -
It makes the soul shine
Haiku # 23640, December 1, 2002 4:44 am ET
by R. of PT
how nice ash! for an
encore why not fuck yourself
while we all watch you?
Haiku # 23639, November 30, 2002 5:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK YOU ALL
Haiku # 23638, November 30, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by ash
irony is dead
i guess the reports are true
first god, and now this...
Haiku # 23637, November 30, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by scotch
oh yeah...scott (or scotch)
he may be all those mentioned
wouldn't surprise me
Haiku # 23636, November 30, 2002 9:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
and that gwenhyfar?
much too talented for bad
shines above the rest
Haiku # 23635, November 30, 2002 9:36 am ET
by ...wasting poetry here IMHO
superhybrid? note:
your post's rather juvenile
no one is impressed
Haiku # 23634, November 30, 2002 9:30 am ET
by no one
ash? truly doubtful...
(he has much more class than that)
a bored imposter
Haiku # 23633, November 30, 2002 9:19 am ET
by ...and nothing more IMHO
two three six naught one
poem lacking syllables
"maestro {'posting'} through"
Haiku # 23632, November 30, 2002 5:53 am ET
by maestro
coffee beans and rye
another lump for your head
king of the strip mall
Haiku # 23631, November 30, 2002 2:45 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
wow, am i shocked!
never would have thought that ash
would post in all caps
Haiku # 23630, November 30, 2002 2:31 am ET
by scotch
FUCK YOU ALL
YOU ALL WRITE BAD POEMS
YET RIP ON SOMEONE
WHEN THEIR POEMS ARE PERFECT
I AM SO SICK OF EVERYONES SHIT HERE
WHY CANT YOU ALL JUST WRITE WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE
Haiku # 23629, November 30, 2002 1:26 am ET
by ash
I'm drying my socks
and waiting for tomorrow
super Saturday
Haiku # 23628, November 30, 2002 12:57 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
one part gasoline
and one part spaghetti sauce
mix well and serve two
Haiku # 23627, November 30, 2002 12:56 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
once upon a time
I was a tiny rabbit
now I am a stew
Haiku # 23626, November 30, 2002 12:54 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
Batman and Robin
Superman and Spiderman
Captain USA
Haiku # 23625, November 30, 2002 12:53 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
cover your big mouth
with a surfboard or duct tape
I'm watching the game
Haiku # 23624, November 30, 2002 12:52 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
red blue orange white
purple green pink brown yellow
black black black black black
Haiku # 23623, November 30, 2002 12:51 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
Happy Happy Day
it's not my birthday, no, no
it's just Saturday
Haiku # 23622, November 30, 2002 12:50 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
come here and drink this
purple fizz, something alive
something in my gut
Haiku # 23621, November 30, 2002 12:48 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
three three eleven
forty-six plus eighty-five
one-hundred and one?
Haiku # 23620, November 30, 2002 12:47 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
elephant disco
rumble bumble boom boom boom
this is a stick-up.
Haiku # 23619, November 30, 2002 12:46 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
I dream of horses
who by ice turn fragile white
in the arctic night
Haiku # 23618, November 29, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Hey, I bet that in
Iraq, you can't wake up to
buy a forty-nine
dollar DVD
player six in the morning
God Bless America
Haiku # 23617, November 29, 2002 11:58 am ET
by onjaysun (and they still hate us?)
A poem was the
plan, now a haiku, couldn't
rhyme with tryptophan
Haiku # 23616, November 29, 2002 11:41 am ET
by onjaysun
crystal granola
(he won't look under the soap)
spare change, kind brother?
Haiku # 23615, November 29, 2002 10:25 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder
original wheat
organic and crunchy soul
inside edition
Haiku # 23614, November 29, 2002 10:14 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
original wheat
organic and crunchy soul
inside edition
Haiku # 23613, November 29, 2002 10:14 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
gobble goodie goof
fishsticks and buttermilk, please!
talk with your mouth full
Haiku # 23612, November 29, 2002 10:13 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
na na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na na na nu
Haiku # 23611, November 29, 2002 10:11 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
I'm sifting: placid
guru knife oxygen blip
hangnail yesteryear
Haiku # 23610, November 29, 2002 10:10 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
old crow baloney
a swatch of nightmare again
read my old lips, dude
Haiku # 23609, November 29, 2002 10:09 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
ghost burrito nine
ion ion ion ion cone
she shaw she shaw shaw
Haiku # 23608, November 29, 2002 10:08 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
wizard flake custard
potato pie and coleslaw
one hundred pimples
Haiku # 23607, November 29, 2002 10:06 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
ahh na na na na
eep up up up up eep up
ahh neep neep neep neep
Haiku # 23606, November 29, 2002 10:04 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
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