Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

R, you were put here
to serve a higher purpose:
write more Spam haiku.
Haiku # 23669, December 2, 2002 1:42 pm ET
by God (I can't get enough of that Spam haiku)
I nearly forgot
all about the Earth, you know -billions of planets...

Haiku # 23668, December 2, 2002 1:30 pm ET
by God
One thing I would change:
Pi is just way, way too long.
Next time it's just three.
Haiku # 23667, December 2, 2002 1:27 pm ET
by God
Thank you so much, R!
So this Creation of Mine -
you think it's okay?
Haiku # 23666, December 2, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by God
but she said she loved
me...as she xeroxed her butt
at Christmas party
Haiku # 23665, December 2, 2002 12:16 pm ET
by onjaysun (as for you Boss Guy..)
k, the only x
cia agent, is a
dead cia agent
Haiku # 23664, December 2, 2002 12:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
With a pure purpose,
truly counting on His help
It just cannot fail
Haiku # 23663, December 2, 2002 2:44 am ET
by R. of PT
J'etais agite' -
et grace a Ta bienveillance
je me suis calme'
Haiku # 23662, December 2, 2002 2:43 am ET
by R. of PT
K, I too saw 8
mile today, what did you
think of the movie?
Haiku # 23661, December 1, 2002 9:47 pm ET
by some internet chick
Oh shit it seems
I'm new to this dreadful place
I must aquire friends
Haiku # 23660, December 1, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by Tractor In Balls of Mt.Nebo ,WV
I wish you wouldn't
speaking in tongues is better
now that's my language
Haiku # 23659, December 1, 2002 11:03 am ET
by mellie
Four languages now -
Could post in a few more too
but maybe I won't
Haiku # 23658, December 1, 2002 10:29 am ET
by R. of PT
Per un nonnulla
mi sono agitato -
mi Hai salvato !
Haiku # 23657, December 1, 2002 10:26 am ET
by R. of PT
Piena bufera
Stomaco in subbuglio -
Pronto Soccorso
Haiku # 23656, December 1, 2002 10:24 am ET
by R. of PT
What we want to see
is eight lights, but much before
next Saturday night
Haiku # 23655, December 1, 2002 10:09 am ET
by R. of PT
Ce soir trois bougies -
Demain elles seront soit quatre
soit (je l'espere) huit !
Haiku # 23654, December 1, 2002 10:05 am ET
by R. of PT
making Christmas gifts...
bookbinding is pretty cool;
journals for haikus
Haiku # 23653, December 1, 2002 6:34 am ET
by k
going to see 8
Mile tomorrow morning
and three other films....
Haiku # 23652, December 1, 2002 6:31 am ET
by k of buy one ticket see four films.....
the world is a mirror
so that the sea is sky...sky...
empty shell of air
Haiku # 23651, December 1, 2002 6:21 am ET
by k
had dinner with an
ex-CIA agent. Of
course I wasn't warned.....
Haiku # 23650, December 1, 2002 6:19 am ET
by k of details...details...
insomnia and
art seem to work well into
3:00 am or so
Haiku # 23649, December 1, 2002 6:17 am ET
by k
Mitzrim, ashurim,
bavliim, veyevanim -
R'u kama nissim
Haiku # 23648, December 1, 2002 6:07 am ET
by R. of PT
Noi accendiamo
per i tuoi miracoli
queste candele
Haiku # 23647, December 1, 2002 5:55 am ET
by R. of PT
When darkness is deep
and getting completely black -
Then make the lights SHINE
Haiku # 23646, December 1, 2002 5:05 am ET
by R. of PT
One light, now two lights,
we're very close to eight lights -
All are miracles
Haiku # 23645, December 1, 2002 5:00 am ET
by R. of PT
The don't have one chance
in the world to convince me -
So why do they try ?
Haiku # 23644, December 1, 2002 4:57 am ET
by R. of PT
What if they don't know
what is good and what is bad ?
I won't change for that
Haiku # 23643, December 1, 2002 4:55 am ET
by R. of PT
What's the difference
between good taste and bad taste ?
Learn first what "good" means
Haiku # 23642, December 1, 2002 4:51 am ET
by R. of PT
Pour bien s'habiller
il faudrait quand-meme savoir
ce que "bien" veut dire
Haiku # 23641, December 1, 2002 4:48 am ET
by R. of PT
Dressing modestly
is not just a requirement -
It makes the soul shine
Haiku # 23640, December 1, 2002 4:44 am ET
by R. of PT
how nice ash! for an
encore why not fuck yourself
while we all watch you?
Haiku # 23639, November 30, 2002 5:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK YOU ALL
Haiku # 23638, November 30, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by ash
irony is dead
i guess the reports are true
first god, and now this...
Haiku # 23637, November 30, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by scotch
oh yeah...scott (or scotch)
he may be all those mentioned
wouldn't surprise me
Haiku # 23636, November 30, 2002 9:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
and that gwenhyfar?
much too talented for bad
shines above the rest
Haiku # 23635, November 30, 2002 9:36 am ET
by ...wasting poetry here IMHO
superhybrid? note:
your post's rather juvenile
no one is impressed
Haiku # 23634, November 30, 2002 9:30 am ET
by no one
ash? truly doubtful...
(he has much more class than that)
a bored imposter
Haiku # 23633, November 30, 2002 9:19 am ET
by ...and nothing more IMHO
two three six naught one
poem lacking syllables
"maestro {'posting'} through"
Haiku # 23632, November 30, 2002 5:53 am ET
by maestro
coffee beans and rye
another lump for your head
king of the strip mall
Haiku # 23631, November 30, 2002 2:45 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
wow, am i shocked!
never would have thought that ash
would post in all caps
Haiku # 23630, November 30, 2002 2:31 am ET
by scotch
FUCK YOU ALL
YOU ALL WRITE BAD POEMS
YET RIP ON SOMEONE
WHEN THEIR POEMS ARE PERFECT
I AM SO SICK OF EVERYONES SHIT HERE
WHY CANT YOU ALL JUST WRITE WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE
Haiku # 23629, November 30, 2002 1:26 am ET
by ash
I'm drying my socks
and waiting for tomorrow
super Saturday
Haiku # 23628, November 30, 2002 12:57 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
one part gasoline
and one part spaghetti sauce
mix well and serve two
Haiku # 23627, November 30, 2002 12:56 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
once upon a time
I was a tiny rabbit
now I am a stew
Haiku # 23626, November 30, 2002 12:54 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
Batman and Robin
Superman and Spiderman
Captain USA
Haiku # 23625, November 30, 2002 12:53 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
cover your big mouth
with a surfboard or duct tape
I'm watching the game
Haiku # 23624, November 30, 2002 12:52 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
red blue orange white
purple green pink brown yellow
black black black black black
Haiku # 23623, November 30, 2002 12:51 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
Happy Happy Day
it's not my birthday, no, no
it's just Saturday
Haiku # 23622, November 30, 2002 12:50 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
come here and drink this
purple fizz, something alive
something in my gut
Haiku # 23621, November 30, 2002 12:48 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
three three eleven
forty-six plus eighty-five
one-hundred and one?
Haiku # 23620, November 30, 2002 12:47 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
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