Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 157 Days and 77035 Haiku later...

what did you think of
our fair city? did you go
anywhere while here?
Haiku # 23672, December 2, 2002 3:43 pm ET
by k
beautiful weather
is a pretty relative
concept, don't you think?
Haiku # 23671, December 2, 2002 3:42 pm ET
by k_who_prefers_fog_and_cloudy_weather of SF
Weekend in SF
A really beautiful place
Weather was nice too
Haiku # 23670, December 2, 2002 3:33 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
R, you were put here
to serve a higher purpose:
write more Spam haiku.
Haiku # 23669, December 2, 2002 1:42 pm ET
by God (I can't get enough of that Spam haiku)
I nearly forgot
all about the Earth, you know -billions of planets...

Haiku # 23668, December 2, 2002 1:30 pm ET
by God
One thing I would change:
Pi is just way, way too long.
Next time it's just three.
Haiku # 23667, December 2, 2002 1:27 pm ET
by God
Thank you so much, R!
So this Creation of Mine -
you think it's okay?
Haiku # 23666, December 2, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by God
but she said she loved
me...as she xeroxed her butt
at Christmas party
Haiku # 23665, December 2, 2002 12:16 pm ET
by onjaysun (as for you Boss Guy..)
k, the only x
cia agent, is a
dead cia agent
Haiku # 23664, December 2, 2002 12:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
With a pure purpose,
truly counting on His help
It just cannot fail
Haiku # 23663, December 2, 2002 2:44 am ET
by R. of PT
J'etais agite' -
et grace a Ta bienveillance
je me suis calme'
Haiku # 23662, December 2, 2002 2:43 am ET
by R. of PT
K, I too saw 8
mile today, what did you
think of the movie?
Haiku # 23661, December 1, 2002 9:47 pm ET
by some internet chick
Oh shit it seems
I'm new to this dreadful place
I must aquire friends
Haiku # 23660, December 1, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by Tractor In Balls of Mt.Nebo ,WV
I wish you wouldn't
speaking in tongues is better
now that's my language
Haiku # 23659, December 1, 2002 11:03 am ET
by mellie
Four languages now -
Could post in a few more too
but maybe I won't
Haiku # 23658, December 1, 2002 10:29 am ET
by R. of PT
Per un nonnulla
mi sono agitato -
mi Hai salvato !
Haiku # 23657, December 1, 2002 10:26 am ET
by R. of PT
Piena bufera
Stomaco in subbuglio -
Pronto Soccorso
Haiku # 23656, December 1, 2002 10:24 am ET
by R. of PT
What we want to see
is eight lights, but much before
next Saturday night
Haiku # 23655, December 1, 2002 10:09 am ET
by R. of PT
Ce soir trois bougies -
Demain elles seront soit quatre
soit (je l'espere) huit !
Haiku # 23654, December 1, 2002 10:05 am ET
by R. of PT
making Christmas gifts...
bookbinding is pretty cool;
journals for haikus
Haiku # 23653, December 1, 2002 6:34 am ET
by k
going to see 8
Mile tomorrow morning
and three other films....
Haiku # 23652, December 1, 2002 6:31 am ET
by k of buy one ticket see four films.....
the world is a mirror
so that the sea is sky...sky...
empty shell of air
Haiku # 23651, December 1, 2002 6:21 am ET
by k
had dinner with an
ex-CIA agent. Of
course I wasn't warned.....
Haiku # 23650, December 1, 2002 6:19 am ET
by k of details...details...
insomnia and
art seem to work well into
3:00 am or so
Haiku # 23649, December 1, 2002 6:17 am ET
by k
Mitzrim, ashurim,
bavliim, veyevanim -
R'u kama nissim
Haiku # 23648, December 1, 2002 6:07 am ET
by R. of PT
Noi accendiamo
per i tuoi miracoli
queste candele
Haiku # 23647, December 1, 2002 5:55 am ET
by R. of PT
When darkness is deep
and getting completely black -
Then make the lights SHINE
Haiku # 23646, December 1, 2002 5:05 am ET
by R. of PT
One light, now two lights,
we're very close to eight lights -
All are miracles
Haiku # 23645, December 1, 2002 5:00 am ET
by R. of PT
The don't have one chance
in the world to convince me -
So why do they try ?
Haiku # 23644, December 1, 2002 4:57 am ET
by R. of PT
What if they don't know
what is good and what is bad ?
I won't change for that
Haiku # 23643, December 1, 2002 4:55 am ET
by R. of PT
What's the difference
between good taste and bad taste ?
Learn first what "good" means
Haiku # 23642, December 1, 2002 4:51 am ET
by R. of PT
Pour bien s'habiller
il faudrait quand-meme savoir
ce que "bien" veut dire
Haiku # 23641, December 1, 2002 4:48 am ET
by R. of PT
Dressing modestly
is not just a requirement -
It makes the soul shine
Haiku # 23640, December 1, 2002 4:44 am ET
by R. of PT
how nice ash! for an
encore why not fuck yourself
while we all watch you?
Haiku # 23639, November 30, 2002 5:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK YOU ALL
Haiku # 23638, November 30, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by ash
irony is dead
i guess the reports are true
first god, and now this...
Haiku # 23637, November 30, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by scotch
oh yeah...scott (or scotch)
he may be all those mentioned
wouldn't surprise me
Haiku # 23636, November 30, 2002 9:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
and that gwenhyfar?
much too talented for bad
shines above the rest
Haiku # 23635, November 30, 2002 9:36 am ET
by ...wasting poetry here IMHO
superhybrid? note:
your post's rather juvenile
no one is impressed
Haiku # 23634, November 30, 2002 9:30 am ET
by no one
ash? truly doubtful...
(he has much more class than that)
a bored imposter
Haiku # 23633, November 30, 2002 9:19 am ET
by ...and nothing more IMHO
two three six naught one
poem lacking syllables
"maestro {'posting'} through"
Haiku # 23632, November 30, 2002 5:53 am ET
by maestro
coffee beans and rye
another lump for your head
king of the strip mall
Haiku # 23631, November 30, 2002 2:45 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
wow, am i shocked!
never would have thought that ash
would post in all caps
Haiku # 23630, November 30, 2002 2:31 am ET
by scotch
FUCK YOU ALL
YOU ALL WRITE BAD POEMS
YET RIP ON SOMEONE
WHEN THEIR POEMS ARE PERFECT
I AM SO SICK OF EVERYONES SHIT HERE
WHY CANT YOU ALL JUST WRITE WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE
Haiku # 23629, November 30, 2002 1:26 am ET
by ash
I'm drying my socks
and waiting for tomorrow
super Saturday
Haiku # 23628, November 30, 2002 12:57 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
one part gasoline
and one part spaghetti sauce
mix well and serve two
Haiku # 23627, November 30, 2002 12:56 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
once upon a time
I was a tiny rabbit
now I am a stew
Haiku # 23626, November 30, 2002 12:54 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
Batman and Robin
Superman and Spiderman
Captain USA
Haiku # 23625, November 30, 2002 12:53 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
cover your big mouth
with a surfboard or duct tape
I'm watching the game
Haiku # 23624, November 30, 2002 12:52 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
red blue orange white
purple green pink brown yellow
black black black black black
Haiku # 23623, November 30, 2002 12:51 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
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