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27 Years, 135 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

OR BOMBSKIN!
WTF?
yea bombskin
what is that?
well Ardon, bombskin is a travellers who wen with the tiem alls., yea yea he does that too,1
why, how can i learn more?
pubeu library!!!!!!!!4
Haiku # 23685, December 3, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
your problems with pants
are better than having brown
skidmarks in the back
Haiku # 23684, December 3, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
Invited girlfriend
Marking her territory
Throws out my bum pants
Haiku # 23683, December 3, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by titus wong
Ostriches, oysters
and steaks oh my! MUST GET JEANS
Damn you Pants of Chance
Haiku # 23682, December 3, 2002 4:52 pm ET
by onjaysun
i wish all these chicks
would stop riding on my jock
it's embarrassing
Haiku # 23681, December 3, 2002 2:32 pm ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
' ... couldn't wait for you ... '
sounds like a strange reason to
marry someone else
Haiku # 23680, December 3, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by Unrepentant Failure of The Hinterlands
Uhnnfff ... intestines knot
Potato salad went bad
I really must poop
Haiku # 23679, December 3, 2002 2:18 pm ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
There is so much work
The workers are so lazy
The checkbook's open
Haiku # 23678, December 3, 2002 3:08 am ET
by R. of PT
But when they get it
Then I can discuss with them
If they really care
Haiku # 23677, December 3, 2002 3:00 am ET
by R. of PT
First it must be clear -
If they want to convince me
forget about it
Haiku # 23676, December 3, 2002 2:58 am ET
by R. of PT
yeah, I wuv Chwismusss
yup, I rewwy rewwy do
Mewwy Chwismusss All
Haiku # 23675, December 2, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by Elmer Fudd
Thanksgiving is code
for ritual sacrifice
Christmas is coming
Haiku # 23674, December 2, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by titus wong
I haven't the time
or the will or the conscience
to make my mark here
Haiku # 23673, December 2, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what did you think of
our fair city? did you go
anywhere while here?
Haiku # 23672, December 2, 2002 3:43 pm ET
by k
beautiful weather
is a pretty relative
concept, don't you think?
Haiku # 23671, December 2, 2002 3:42 pm ET
by k_who_prefers_fog_and_cloudy_weather of SF
Weekend in SF
A really beautiful place
Weather was nice too
Haiku # 23670, December 2, 2002 3:33 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
R, you were put here
to serve a higher purpose:
write more Spam haiku.
Haiku # 23669, December 2, 2002 1:42 pm ET
by God (I can't get enough of that Spam haiku)
I nearly forgot
all about the Earth, you know -billions of planets...

Haiku # 23668, December 2, 2002 1:30 pm ET
by God
One thing I would change:
Pi is just way, way too long.
Next time it's just three.
Haiku # 23667, December 2, 2002 1:27 pm ET
by God
Thank you so much, R!
So this Creation of Mine -
you think it's okay?
Haiku # 23666, December 2, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by God
but she said she loved
me...as she xeroxed her butt
at Christmas party
Haiku # 23665, December 2, 2002 12:16 pm ET
by onjaysun (as for you Boss Guy..)
k, the only x
cia agent, is a
dead cia agent
Haiku # 23664, December 2, 2002 12:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
With a pure purpose,
truly counting on His help
It just cannot fail
Haiku # 23663, December 2, 2002 2:44 am ET
by R. of PT
J'etais agite' -
et grace a Ta bienveillance
je me suis calme'
Haiku # 23662, December 2, 2002 2:43 am ET
by R. of PT
K, I too saw 8
mile today, what did you
think of the movie?
Haiku # 23661, December 1, 2002 9:47 pm ET
by some internet chick
Oh shit it seems
I'm new to this dreadful place
I must aquire friends
Haiku # 23660, December 1, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by Tractor In Balls of Mt.Nebo ,WV
I wish you wouldn't
speaking in tongues is better
now that's my language
Haiku # 23659, December 1, 2002 11:03 am ET
by mellie
Four languages now -
Could post in a few more too
but maybe I won't
Haiku # 23658, December 1, 2002 10:29 am ET
by R. of PT
Per un nonnulla
mi sono agitato -
mi Hai salvato !
Haiku # 23657, December 1, 2002 10:26 am ET
by R. of PT
Piena bufera
Stomaco in subbuglio -
Pronto Soccorso
Haiku # 23656, December 1, 2002 10:24 am ET
by R. of PT
What we want to see
is eight lights, but much before
next Saturday night
Haiku # 23655, December 1, 2002 10:09 am ET
by R. of PT
Ce soir trois bougies -
Demain elles seront soit quatre
soit (je l'espere) huit !
Haiku # 23654, December 1, 2002 10:05 am ET
by R. of PT
making Christmas gifts...
bookbinding is pretty cool;
journals for haikus
Haiku # 23653, December 1, 2002 6:34 am ET
by k
going to see 8
Mile tomorrow morning
and three other films....
Haiku # 23652, December 1, 2002 6:31 am ET
by k of buy one ticket see four films.....
the world is a mirror
so that the sea is sky...sky...
empty shell of air
Haiku # 23651, December 1, 2002 6:21 am ET
by k
had dinner with an
ex-CIA agent. Of
course I wasn't warned.....
Haiku # 23650, December 1, 2002 6:19 am ET
by k of details...details...
insomnia and
art seem to work well into
3:00 am or so
Haiku # 23649, December 1, 2002 6:17 am ET
by k
Mitzrim, ashurim,
bavliim, veyevanim -
R'u kama nissim
Haiku # 23648, December 1, 2002 6:07 am ET
by R. of PT
Noi accendiamo
per i tuoi miracoli
queste candele
Haiku # 23647, December 1, 2002 5:55 am ET
by R. of PT
When darkness is deep
and getting completely black -
Then make the lights SHINE
Haiku # 23646, December 1, 2002 5:05 am ET
by R. of PT
One light, now two lights,
we're very close to eight lights -
All are miracles
Haiku # 23645, December 1, 2002 5:00 am ET
by R. of PT
The don't have one chance
in the world to convince me -
So why do they try ?
Haiku # 23644, December 1, 2002 4:57 am ET
by R. of PT
What if they don't know
what is good and what is bad ?
I won't change for that
Haiku # 23643, December 1, 2002 4:55 am ET
by R. of PT
What's the difference
between good taste and bad taste ?
Learn first what "good" means
Haiku # 23642, December 1, 2002 4:51 am ET
by R. of PT
Pour bien s'habiller
il faudrait quand-meme savoir
ce que "bien" veut dire
Haiku # 23641, December 1, 2002 4:48 am ET
by R. of PT
Dressing modestly
is not just a requirement -
It makes the soul shine
Haiku # 23640, December 1, 2002 4:44 am ET
by R. of PT
how nice ash! for an
encore why not fuck yourself
while we all watch you?
Haiku # 23639, November 30, 2002 5:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FUCK YOU ALL
Haiku # 23638, November 30, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by ash
irony is dead
i guess the reports are true
first god, and now this...
Haiku # 23637, November 30, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by scotch
oh yeah...scott (or scotch)
he may be all those mentioned
wouldn't surprise me
Haiku # 23636, November 30, 2002 9:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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