BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
7 Days
and
57669 Haikus
later...
ye of hinterland
prolix equals not sublime
condense your notions
Haiku #23718, by maestro
December 5, 2002 11:30 am ET

dear Jane of Princeton
performance now measures naught
embrace your essence
Haiku #23717, by maestro
December 5, 2002 11:18 am ET

synapses reeling
neural exchange aflutter
ash, thou have returned
Haiku #23716, by maestro
December 5, 2002 11:16 am ET

just got back to town
city smells like a fireplace
not the only ash
Haiku #23715, by ash
December 5, 2002 6:57 am ET

New system, good choice -
But does that mean sacrifying
creativity ?
Haiku #23714, by R. of PT
December 5, 2002 2:36 am ET

Why should all concepts,
as powerful as they are,
be put in a box ?
Haiku #23713, by R. of PT
December 5, 2002 2:33 am ET

Fantasy, change,
creation, innovation ?
Did I change that much?
Haiku #23712, by R. of PT
December 5, 2002 2:29 am ET

When I went to touch the sea the tip of my toes, it feels the same as when I was touching some hoes on the street. When i walked through the sands it feel like my fungus went away. As I walked and felt the breeze caused by mother nature I feel like farting, BROOOOOT, smell the natrualnist and cleanliness, to share my feeling with her. As the wave wash in, I wanted to share some water of my own, so I let myself go, PISSS! Dam, iwant to come again!
Haiku #23711, by JIGGY NOW, JIGGY LATER of UP URS
December 4, 2002 8:53 pm ET

I felt the sea on my butt. When I fart thougth the night. AsI smell roses .
Haiku #23710, by Nary neeheng
December 4, 2002 8:43 pm ET

I slept througth the deep night . As I swayed my head like the sea.
Haiku #23709, by Anonymous Poet
December 4, 2002 8:41 pm ET

ears clogged throat real sore
seems cold has finally come
both inside and out
Haiku #23708, by winter blues
December 4, 2002 7:50 pm ET

Finals loom closer
Sigh and sigh again I go
Return to my books
Haiku #23707, by Jane of Princeton of Boston
December 4, 2002 4:38 pm ET

Yaaawwwwnnnn!
and lips the worse sucker of all
Haiku #23706, by Anonymous Poet
December 4, 2002 4:00 pm ET

Mr. Blue Sky plays
Bob "same shit, different days"
smiles at car not there
Haiku #23705, by onjaysun (can't believe didn't show new beetle)
December 4, 2002 11:22 am ET

actually it's
about web haiku; just thought
i would clear that up
Haiku #23704, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 4, 2002 11:22 am ET

Bum pants, bum pants, oh!
Stains of all varieties
How I miss you so!
Haiku #23703, by titus wong
December 4, 2002 11:18 am ET

this site soon explode,
on sunday it will happen:
AP story planned

on web poetry.
more visits, then server lag,
as the sheep flock here.
Haiku #23702, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 4, 2002 11:18 am ET

she's married five months,
it has been ten years for me,
yet still she teases
Haiku #23701, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 4, 2002 11:13 am ET

she replied again --
asked if i got her reply
and now i'm confused
Haiku #23700, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 4, 2002 11:12 am ET

she replied ... sort of
only quoted my email;
is that meaningful?
Haiku #23699, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 4, 2002 11:10 am ET

you know..hinterland
you ask good questions, yet you
ask them in wrong place
Haiku #23698, by k
December 4, 2002 3:38 am ET

who the hell told me
that i had any business
writing these haikus
Haiku #23697, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 11:29 pm ET

farming on the face,
hoping for a good harvest --
squeezing my pimples
Haiku #23696, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 11:23 pm ET

when i was little
my turds were small hard pebbles
that hurt to squeeze out

now that i'm older
my poop has turned squishier
and harder to wipe
Haiku #23695, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 11:20 pm ET

The farts of others
always stink; secretly though
we enjoy our own
Haiku #23694, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 11:16 pm ET

if i don't wipe real
good, sometimes my sphincter gets
a sore spot on it
Haiku #23693, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 11:15 pm ET

sometimes my poop plips
and other times it goes plop
but it always stinks
Haiku #23692, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 11:11 pm ET

most nights my feet stink
they smell salty and cheesy
i kind of like it
Haiku #23691, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 11:07 pm ET

funny little mole
you have turned irregular
do i have cancer?
Haiku #23690, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 11:04 pm ET

they swim mindlessly
fish swimming in the circle
they know no better

they're swimming right now
round and round and round they go
they swim forever
Haiku #23689, by generic alter-ego of pleasanton
December 3, 2002 10:14 pm ET

if you observant
you get some Lips trivia
look, my submit times
Haiku #23688, by Lips McCoy
December 3, 2002 9:58 pm ET

If i may, i need to get some things
off my chest. A while ago, i may
have said some stuff or acted in a
manner that may have made some of you wonder "whats wrong with
old Lips?" Well, i was going thoug
a hard time and i says some thing.
it all come from the Heroin, tru.
Let ube know that this statemitten
void all others that bash myself. sock that !, all is bright, MERRY
CHRISTMAS
Haiku #23687, by Lips McCoy
December 3, 2002 9:55 pm ET

ahh! what has happened?
everyone suck at haikus
do better next time.
Haiku #23686, by Lips McCoy
December 3, 2002 9:44 pm ET

OR BOMBSKIN!
WTF?
yea bombskin
what is that?
well Ardon, bombskin is a travellers who wen with the tiem alls., yea yea he does that too,1
why, how can i learn more?
pubeu library!!!!!!!!4
Haiku #23685, by Lips McCoy
December 3, 2002 8:55 pm ET

your problems with pants
are better than having brown
skidmarks in the back
Haiku #23684, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 5:00 pm ET

Invited girlfriend
Marking her territory
Throws out my bum pants
Haiku #23683, by titus wong
December 3, 2002 4:57 pm ET

Ostriches, oysters
and steaks oh my! MUST GET JEANS
Damn you Pants of Chance
Haiku #23682, by onjaysun
December 3, 2002 4:52 pm ET

i wish all these chicks
would stop riding on my jock
it's embarrassing
Haiku #23681, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 2:32 pm ET

' ... couldn't wait for you ... '
sounds like a strange reason to
marry someone else
Haiku #23680, by Unrepentant Failure of The Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 2:30 pm ET

Uhnnfff ... intestines knot
Potato salad went bad
I really must poop
Haiku #23679, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 2:18 pm ET

There is so much work
The workers are so lazy
The checkbook's open
Haiku #23678, by R. of PT
December 3, 2002 3:08 am ET

But when they get it
Then I can discuss with them
If they really care
Haiku #23677, by R. of PT
December 3, 2002 3:00 am ET

First it must be clear -
If they want to convince me
forget about it
Haiku #23676, by R. of PT
December 3, 2002 2:58 am ET

yeah, I wuv Chwismusss
yup, I rewwy rewwy do
Mewwy Chwismusss All
Haiku #23675, by Elmer Fudd
December 2, 2002 8:47 pm ET

Thanksgiving is code
for ritual sacrifice
Christmas is coming
Haiku #23674, by titus wong
December 2, 2002 4:22 pm ET

I haven't the time
or the will or the conscience
to make my mark here
Haiku #23673, by Anonymous Poet
December 2, 2002 4:00 pm ET

what did you think of
our fair city? did you go
anywhere while here?
Haiku #23672, by k
December 2, 2002 3:43 pm ET

beautiful weather
is a pretty relative
concept, don't you think?
Haiku #23671, by k_who_prefers_fog_and_cloudy_weather of SF
December 2, 2002 3:42 pm ET

Weekend in SF
A really beautiful place
Weather was nice too
Haiku #23670, by Janis of Toronto
December 2, 2002 3:33 pm ET

R, you were put here
to serve a higher purpose:
write more Spam haiku.
Haiku #23669, by God (I can't get enough of that Spam haiku)
December 2, 2002 1:42 pm ET