BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
345 Days
and
57544 Haikus
later...
yeowch! k, truly bad
in provencial New England
Mary in "bathtub"
Haiku #23742, by ...you know, sitting out in the front yard
December 6, 2002 4:01 pm ET

Rebus under caps,
friends can't remember and 2
think, eye due knot drink
Haiku #23741, by onjaysun
December 6, 2002 3:02 pm ET

SF Bay doth rock
Tenderloin most savory
Dig Berkeley as well
Haiku #23740, by maestro of Manhattan (spec. Hell's Kitchen)
December 6, 2002 2:43 pm ET

wax mold of jesus
in a field of flowers that
says "Merry Christmas"
Haiku #23739, by k of for instance.....
December 6, 2002 2:25 pm ET

religious icons?
like Santa Claus and Rudolph?
or the trinity?
Haiku #23738, by ...bread cheese and wine?
December 6, 2002 2:19 pm ET

employee craft fair....
i really hate these quaint
religious icons
Haiku #23737, by k of in the suburbs of San Jose
December 6, 2002 2:14 pm ET

probably best there
isn't a way for haikuers
to upload pics then
Haiku #23736, by k of dsl helps if you can get it....
December 6, 2002 2:08 pm ET

early winter cold
white upon white the snowdrifts
of many tissues
Haiku #23735, by winter blues
December 6, 2002 1:59 pm ET

k, k, k ... oh, why?
J-Peg and Gif images
Are most annoying
Haiku #23734, by maestro
December 6, 2002 1:47 pm ET

Peter O Peter
How I have missed you darling!
There's no one like you!
Haiku #23733, by rozboz of here and now
December 6, 2002 1:19 pm ET

slurried wooden lot
snowed in for too many days
brains begin to rot
Haiku #23732, by winter blues
December 6, 2002 12:40 pm ET

although the best place
for a pint would be in the
Edinburgh Castle
Haiku #23731, by k of San Francisco's Tenderloin
December 6, 2002 4:08 am ET

maestro, poor student
can't afford essence without
good performance first
Haiku #23730, by Jane of Princeton of Boston
December 6, 2002 2:08 am ET


Vesuvio's is
a great place to grab a drink
or two or seven
Haiku #23729, by k
December 5, 2002 9:35 pm ET

you near sydney, ash?
it's like the old testament
all that burning bush
Haiku #23728, by scotch of (bring on the double entendres)
December 5, 2002 6:35 pm ET

janis, i live in
Chinatown, but up on the
hill, with a bay view
Haiku #23727, by k of really, i don't bite in real life...and I drink LOTS of beer..just ask scotch
December 5, 2002 5:53 pm ET

strom must be confused
the clock's been rolled back so far
"we lynch arabs now?"
Haiku #23726, by scotch of wondering how many are being secretly "detained" and/or executed at this moment
December 5, 2002 5:49 pm ET

strom holds the record:
the longest fillibuster
(against civil rights)
Haiku #23725, by scotch
December 5, 2002 5:41 pm ET

a wise man once said
that only the good die young
happy birthday strom!
Haiku #23724, by scotch of strom thurmond's 100th birthday party
December 5, 2002 5:31 pm ET

sorry we missed you
you could have joined us for flix
(four on one ticket)
Haiku #23723, by scotch to janis
December 5, 2002 5:29 pm ET

Secret Santa, picked
myself, hope something I like,
and leads to romance
Haiku #23722, by onjaysun (winkwinknudgenudge)
December 5, 2002 5:09 pm ET

To k regarding this

Stayed near chinatown
The buildings were beautiful
Drank oh so much beer
Haiku #23721, by Janis of Toronto
December 5, 2002 4:23 pm ET

sensory assault
beneath which filters buckle
peyote cupcake?
Haiku #23720, by maestro
December 5, 2002 2:30 pm ET

Paean to bum pants
Comfy, stinky, and snuggly
What will I wear now?
Haiku #23719, by titus wong
December 5, 2002 1:13 pm ET

ye of hinterland
prolix equals not sublime
condense your notions
Haiku #23718, by maestro
December 5, 2002 11:30 am ET

dear Jane of Princeton
performance now measures naught
embrace your essence
Haiku #23717, by maestro
December 5, 2002 11:18 am ET

synapses reeling
neural exchange aflutter
ash, thou have returned
Haiku #23716, by maestro
December 5, 2002 11:16 am ET

just got back to town
city smells like a fireplace
not the only ash
Haiku #23715, by ash
December 5, 2002 6:57 am ET

New system, good choice -
But does that mean sacrifying
creativity ?
Haiku #23714, by R. of PT
December 5, 2002 2:36 am ET

Why should all concepts,
as powerful as they are,
be put in a box ?
Haiku #23713, by R. of PT
December 5, 2002 2:33 am ET

Fantasy, change,
creation, innovation ?
Did I change that much?
Haiku #23712, by R. of PT
December 5, 2002 2:29 am ET

When I went to touch the sea the tip of my toes, it feels the same as when I was touching some hoes on the street. When i walked through the sands it feel like my fungus went away. As I walked and felt the breeze caused by mother nature I feel like farting, BROOOOOT, smell the natrualnist and cleanliness, to share my feeling with her. As the wave wash in, I wanted to share some water of my own, so I let myself go, PISSS! Dam, iwant to come again!
Haiku #23711, by JIGGY NOW, JIGGY LATER of UP URS
December 4, 2002 8:53 pm ET

I felt the sea on my butt. When I fart thougth the night. AsI smell roses .
Haiku #23710, by Nary neeheng
December 4, 2002 8:43 pm ET

I slept througth the deep night . As I swayed my head like the sea.
Haiku #23709, by Anonymous Poet
December 4, 2002 8:41 pm ET

ears clogged throat real sore
seems cold has finally come
both inside and out
Haiku #23708, by winter blues
December 4, 2002 7:50 pm ET

Finals loom closer
Sigh and sigh again I go
Return to my books
Haiku #23707, by Jane of Princeton of Boston
December 4, 2002 4:38 pm ET

Yaaawwwwnnnn!
and lips the worse sucker of all
Haiku #23706, by Anonymous Poet
December 4, 2002 4:00 pm ET

Mr. Blue Sky plays
Bob "same shit, different days"
smiles at car not there
Haiku #23705, by onjaysun (can't believe didn't show new beetle)
December 4, 2002 11:22 am ET

actually it's
about web haiku; just thought
i would clear that up
Haiku #23704, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 4, 2002 11:22 am ET

Bum pants, bum pants, oh!
Stains of all varieties
How I miss you so!
Haiku #23703, by titus wong
December 4, 2002 11:18 am ET

this site soon explode,
on sunday it will happen:
AP story planned

on web poetry.
more visits, then server lag,
as the sheep flock here.
Haiku #23702, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 4, 2002 11:18 am ET

she's married five months,
it has been ten years for me,
yet still she teases
Haiku #23701, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 4, 2002 11:13 am ET

she replied again --
asked if i got her reply
and now i'm confused
Haiku #23700, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 4, 2002 11:12 am ET

she replied ... sort of
only quoted my email;
is that meaningful?
Haiku #23699, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 4, 2002 11:10 am ET

you know..hinterland
you ask good questions, yet you
ask them in wrong place
Haiku #23698, by k
December 4, 2002 3:38 am ET

who the hell told me
that i had any business
writing these haikus
Haiku #23697, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 11:29 pm ET

farming on the face,
hoping for a good harvest --
squeezing my pimples
Haiku #23696, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 11:23 pm ET

when i was little
my turds were small hard pebbles
that hurt to squeeze out

now that i'm older
my poop has turned squishier
and harder to wipe
Haiku #23695, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 11:20 pm ET

The farts of others
always stink; secretly though
we enjoy our own
Haiku #23694, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 11:16 pm ET

if i don't wipe real
good, sometimes my sphincter gets
a sore spot on it
Haiku #23693, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 11:15 pm ET