BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
7 Days
and
57669 Haikus
later...
Spanish Portuguese
Can be really special fun
but need time to think
Haiku #23773, by R. of PT
December 9, 2002 8:58 am ET

Other languages
can be called appropriate too -
Will try that one day
Haiku #23772, by R. of PT
December 9, 2002 8:55 am ET

French too many syl's
Italian nobody knows
English more popular
Haiku #23771, by R. of PT
December 9, 2002 8:50 am ET

De quelle humeur t'es?
Ne les laisse pas decider
pour toute la journee
Haiku #23770, by R. of PT
December 9, 2002 8:48 am ET

Don't let them decide
that happy is not your mood
when you start your day
Haiku #23769, by R. of PT
December 9, 2002 8:44 am ET

When you start your day
is it radio or the news
who decide your mood
Haiku #23768, by R. of PT
December 9, 2002 8:40 am ET

Let's say happiness
should be the one driving force
behind all one's moods
Haiku #23767, by R. of PT
December 9, 2002 8:12 am ET

Is "fun" the right word -
Or "happiness" maybe is
a much better choice
Haiku #23766, by R. of PT
December 9, 2002 8:10 am ET

Haiku is just fun -
Holiness is everywhere
and can be fun too
Haiku #23765, by R. of PT
December 9, 2002 8:08 am ET

PT number 6
Raising popularity -
But is this what counts?
Haiku #23764, by R. of PT
December 9, 2002 8:04 am ET

Raise my eyes towards
the mountains from which help comes -
Help from the Creator
Haiku #23763, by R. of PT
December 9, 2002 8:01 am ET

Did not deserve it
Though I was saved anyway -
Magnanimity
Haiku #23762, by R of PT
December 9, 2002 7:55 am ET

Last haiku should say
Eventu'ly gave way to
5 Syllables, Oops
Haiku #23761, by Drinkin on Lincoln of Chicago
December 9, 2002 12:40 am ET

Festapalooza
Eventually Gave Way To
Twelve Beers of Christmas
Haiku #23760, by Drinkin on Lincoln of Chicago
December 9, 2002 12:38 am ET

GREEN BAY PACKERS RULE
practice saying GREEN BAY PACK-
ERS SUPER BOWL CHAMPS
Haiku #23759, by PACKERS RULE
December 8, 2002 11:51 pm ET

so disappointing
H B O's Sopranos sucked
fuhgeddaboudit
Haiku #23758, by sheesh
December 8, 2002 10:39 pm ET

my nose is pouring
provoked by plumes of bushfires
wish it was raining
Haiku #23757, by ash
December 8, 2002 7:29 pm ET

onjaysun, picked boss
in secret santa lotto!
any good, mean thoughts?
Haiku #23756, by sheena
December 8, 2002 4:03 pm ET

now that it's over
was your holiday good, r?
by the way, m/f?
Haiku #23755, by sheena
December 8, 2002 2:41 pm ET

hey r of pt
really multilingual?
or faked with website?

(babelfish or any translator site)
Haiku #23754, by sheena
December 8, 2002 2:38 pm ET

your time tends to shine
forgetting your bandages
somewhere in your mind
Haiku #23753, by jerm
December 7, 2002 3:20 pm ET

no more studying
if i were to see more books
my head would explode
Haiku #23752, by Jane of Princeton of Boston
December 7, 2002 2:05 pm ET

no more studying
if i were to see more books
my head would explode
Haiku #23751, by Anonymous Poet
December 7, 2002 2:05 pm ET

the squirrels may rest
unmolested by barking
i mourn his passing
Haiku #23750, by ap
December 7, 2002 11:35 am ET

a month just passes
Like gas from a fattened teen
Six and thirty now!
Haiku #23749, by pbrite of chucktown, sc
December 7, 2002 5:44 am ET

the ground is still damp
time to shut off the sprinklers
winter approaching
Haiku #23748, by dirty washcloth of CA
December 7, 2002 12:05 am ET

my perception errs:
it usually occurs when
others misperceive
Haiku #23747, by jerm
December 6, 2002 10:38 pm ET

you like to step on
someones bowels of infamy
exhaling honor
Haiku #23746, by jerm
December 6, 2002 10:32 pm ET

facets are embossed
your time folds on the edge of
some unfiltered dreams
Haiku #23745, by jerm
December 6, 2002 10:27 pm ET

time becomes quite naught
the minute you think about
destroying reason
Haiku #23744, by jerm
December 6, 2002 10:22 pm ET

holiday goers
final baths become phony
you need true sponge bath
Haiku #23743, by jerm of NH
December 6, 2002 6:13 pm ET

yeowch! k, truly bad
in provencial New England
Mary in "bathtub"
Haiku #23742, by ...you know, sitting out in the front yard
December 6, 2002 4:01 pm ET

Rebus under caps,
friends can't remember and 2
think, eye due knot drink
Haiku #23741, by onjaysun
December 6, 2002 3:02 pm ET

SF Bay doth rock
Tenderloin most savory
Dig Berkeley as well
Haiku #23740, by maestro of Manhattan (spec. Hell's Kitchen)
December 6, 2002 2:43 pm ET

wax mold of jesus
in a field of flowers that
says "Merry Christmas"
Haiku #23739, by k of for instance.....
December 6, 2002 2:25 pm ET

religious icons?
like Santa Claus and Rudolph?
or the trinity?
Haiku #23738, by ...bread cheese and wine?
December 6, 2002 2:19 pm ET

employee craft fair....
i really hate these quaint
religious icons
Haiku #23737, by k of in the suburbs of San Jose
December 6, 2002 2:14 pm ET

probably best there
isn't a way for haikuers
to upload pics then
Haiku #23736, by k of dsl helps if you can get it....
December 6, 2002 2:08 pm ET

early winter cold
white upon white the snowdrifts
of many tissues
Haiku #23735, by winter blues
December 6, 2002 1:59 pm ET

k, k, k ... oh, why?
J-Peg and Gif images
Are most annoying
Haiku #23734, by maestro
December 6, 2002 1:47 pm ET

Peter O Peter
How I have missed you darling!
There's no one like you!
Haiku #23733, by rozboz of here and now
December 6, 2002 1:19 pm ET

slurried wooden lot
snowed in for too many days
brains begin to rot
Haiku #23732, by winter blues
December 6, 2002 12:40 pm ET

although the best place
for a pint would be in the
Edinburgh Castle
Haiku #23731, by k of San Francisco's Tenderloin
December 6, 2002 4:08 am ET

maestro, poor student
can't afford essence without
good performance first
Haiku #23730, by Jane of Princeton of Boston
December 6, 2002 2:08 am ET


Vesuvio's is
a great place to grab a drink
or two or seven
Haiku #23729, by k
December 5, 2002 9:35 pm ET

you near sydney, ash?
it's like the old testament
all that burning bush
Haiku #23728, by scotch of (bring on the double entendres)
December 5, 2002 6:35 pm ET

janis, i live in
Chinatown, but up on the
hill, with a bay view
Haiku #23727, by k of really, i don't bite in real life...and I drink LOTS of beer..just ask scotch
December 5, 2002 5:53 pm ET

strom must be confused
the clock's been rolled back so far
"we lynch arabs now?"
Haiku #23726, by scotch of wondering how many are being secretly "detained" and/or executed at this moment
December 5, 2002 5:49 pm ET

strom holds the record:
the longest fillibuster
(against civil rights)
Haiku #23725, by scotch
December 5, 2002 5:41 pm ET

a wise man once said
that only the good die young
happy birthday strom!
Haiku #23724, by scotch of strom thurmond's 100th birthday party
December 5, 2002 5:31 pm ET