Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76968 Haiku later...

finally it rained
and rains and rains and rains and
sydney is like that
Haiku # 23826, December 9, 2002 10:01 pm ET
by ash
dyspeptic haiku
those chyme and motion studies
don't pass easily
Haiku # 23825, December 9, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by ash
immortality
uncertain as heisenberg
appears transient


congratulations
many electrons of fame
preserved on the net
Haiku # 23824, December 9, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by ash
Hey guys look at this this
The Associated Press
Wrote about our site.
Haiku # 23823, December 9, 2002 8:19 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
A Robot Monkey
Laugh at the funny monkey
Laser beams blast us
Haiku # 23822, December 9, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by Deep Blue of Saint Louis
hotdog makes her lose
control, loves the minuet
Bi-polar Duet ?
Haiku # 23821, December 9, 2002 6:48 pm ET
by onjaysun (Patty is Cathy)
Food spewing forth
Like a colorful fountain
Pup enjoys feast twice
Haiku # 23820, December 9, 2002 5:21 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Puppy ears back
Whines in apt supplication
for goddess forgiveness
Haiku # 23819, December 9, 2002 5:18 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Lob, chokes his favorite
Goddess honors him first
Pup repays in yak
Haiku # 23818, December 9, 2002 5:10 pm ET
by Goddess of all that is BattlePuppy of MI
Lightweight Pup readily yacks
At the mention of spirits
Regardless of diet
Haiku # 23817, December 9, 2002 5:02 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Battlepuppy yacks
When 'chokes and wine are involved,
Carbos and protein.
Haiku # 23816, December 9, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Lobster and artichokes
Slather with spirits
Canine hurls protein yak
Haiku # 23815, December 9, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Goddess of all that is Battle Puppy of MI
Yaksunami and Artsy
Means puke and good taste
Can be together at last.
Haiku # 23814, December 9, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Ravioli Man
Cheesey Tortellini Gal
Greatest of Rivals
Haiku # 23813, December 9, 2002 4:10 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
it is the return
Ravioli Man, hero
meaty champion
Haiku # 23812, December 9, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
mighty butt straining
no seepage here, sphincterclench
forcing excrement
Haiku # 23811, December 9, 2002 3:48 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
thankfully she smiles
down on the puppy of battles
this goddess of love
Haiku # 23810, December 9, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Girlfriend of happy willow
waits with bated breath
Immortalize her
Haiku # 23809, December 9, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by Goddess of all that is BattlePuppy of Climax, MI
Remove the butt plug
Poopy granola badness
seeps forth, then torrent
Haiku # 23808, December 9, 2002 3:10 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Flexible willow
Has girlfriend, is happy
Stiff oak still alone
Haiku # 23807, December 9, 2002 3:08 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Hammer clenches cheeks
Empties bowels painfully
By loud vomiting
as he vomits

by vomiting.
Haiku # 23806, December 9, 2002 2:57 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
oh, this is my bad
i did not see it was "bad"
i saw "butt" haiku
Haiku # 23805, December 9, 2002 2:34 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
o, what is the sound
of one hairy white cheek clenching
my ass is on fire
Haiku # 23804, December 9, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
a prophecy here
maestro shall not defeat
the battle puppy
Haiku # 23803, December 9, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Puppy is so bad
He will fart in your corn flakes
Make them Cocoa Puffs.
Haiku # 23802, December 9, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by Battlepuppy
Puppy waits for maestro
to bring any kind of class
to badhaiku
Haiku # 23801, December 9, 2002 2:12 pm ET
by Battlepuppy
Fear me, the Battle Puppy
Boundless is my naked wrath
All shards, plaster, shit
Haiku # 23800, December 9, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by Battlepuppy
Poorly trained, this pup
Battlepuppy very bad
Pees on fresh cornflakes
Haiku # 23799, December 9, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by Battlepuppy
immense voltage drop
across conductive organs
required to shock me
Haiku # 23798, December 9, 2002 1:28 pm ET
by maestro
the hammer shall drop
upon canine cranium
"Down, Battlepuppy!"
Haiku # 23797, December 9, 2002 1:23 pm ET
by maestro
I'm feeling stupid
get me some coffee, damnit
or perhaps cornflakes
Haiku # 23796, December 9, 2002 1:18 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
stupid people say
here, make me copies of this
and get me coffee

stupid people pee
in your cornflakes or oatmeal
they sure are bastards
Haiku # 23795, December 9, 2002 1:17 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
initial dram: noon
courting imbecility
awash in spirits
Haiku # 23794, December 9, 2002 1:16 pm ET
by maestro
i'm just about there
people are pissing me off
stupid people suck!
Haiku # 23793, December 9, 2002 1:08 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
words that make you cringe
like "quivering" or "polyps"
as pop tart flavors
Haiku # 23792, December 9, 2002 12:07 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
will you stand before
the fury of his armies?
his naked buttocks?
Haiku # 23791, December 9, 2002 12:03 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
thus descends the god
battle puppy in bad verse
with a gay uncle
Haiku # 23790, December 9, 2002 12:00 pm ET
by Drophammer of steely stuff
Point at everyone else
For THEY are the true problems
Naw, couldn't be you.
Haiku # 23789, December 9, 2002 11:59 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Poor me, says bachelor
No one is good enough
But wait... he's an ass.
Haiku # 23788, December 9, 2002 11:57 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Fat, androgynous
Balding, glasses on smug nose
Wit, yes, but looks... no.
Haiku # 23787, December 9, 2002 11:55 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Girls run screaming
After a single one-nighter
Musta been with Ed
Haiku # 23786, December 9, 2002 11:52 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Sits on a man-pole
Has to get it from somewhere
Girls always run
Haiku # 23785, December 9, 2002 11:45 am ET
by Battlepuppy
I go way too far?
I have much farther to go
Ain't seen nothin yet.
Haiku # 23784, December 9, 2002 11:39 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Smelly man-juice hits
like a wet, breadless sandwich
Right on Ed's forehead.
Haiku # 23783, December 9, 2002 11:38 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Hung like a squirrel
He dives for the clitoris
Says he's an oak tree
Haiku # 23782, December 9, 2002 11:36 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Sitting there quiet,
Birds chirping, playing banjo
Uncle is still gay.
Haiku # 23781, December 9, 2002 11:34 am ET
by Battlepuppy
My ass cheeks spread wide
plaster pours forth, shards aplenty
shit plaster shards... ow.
Haiku # 23780, December 9, 2002 11:31 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Previous haiku
not meant to make fun of 9-11
My uncle is gay.
Haiku # 23779, December 9, 2002 11:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fields aplenty, patches
People looking like small ants
From a crashing plane
Haiku # 23778, December 9, 2002 11:29 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Tribute to heroes
Standing tall amidst masses
My steely man-pole
Haiku # 23777, December 9, 2002 11:26 am ET
by Battlepuppy
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