Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76968 Haiku later...

two weeks past, i tried
to email ash, old times sake
it came back to me
Haiku # 23834, December 9, 2002 11:18 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
i think i bore all
with my whining about school
but i cannot stop
Haiku # 23833, December 9, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
not a bad write-up...
was it just cooincidence
it was signed ap?
Haiku # 23832, December 9, 2002 10:55 pm ET
by scotch of makes you think...okay, you can stop now
i have such good taste
the consumate chocophile
lindt in my navel
Haiku # 23831, December 9, 2002 10:39 pm ET
by ash
i like fried breakfast spam
i like to fry in a pan
mm that good old spam
Haiku # 23830, December 9, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by willett of canada
This is not haiku
It is more like bad writing
I have no last line
Haiku # 23829, December 9, 2002 10:27 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
Du Du Du Du Du
Du Nu Du Nu Du Nu
La Tee De tee Da
Haiku # 23828, December 9, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
Remember when you
Laughed at his ten cent hairdue?
He remmbers too
Haiku # 23827, December 9, 2002 10:21 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
finally it rained
and rains and rains and rains and
sydney is like that
Haiku # 23826, December 9, 2002 10:01 pm ET
by ash
dyspeptic haiku
those chyme and motion studies
don't pass easily
Haiku # 23825, December 9, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by ash
immortality
uncertain as heisenberg
appears transient


congratulations
many electrons of fame
preserved on the net
Haiku # 23824, December 9, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by ash
Hey guys look at this this
The Associated Press
Wrote about our site.
Haiku # 23823, December 9, 2002 8:19 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
A Robot Monkey
Laugh at the funny monkey
Laser beams blast us
Haiku # 23822, December 9, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by Deep Blue of Saint Louis
hotdog makes her lose
control, loves the minuet
Bi-polar Duet ?
Haiku # 23821, December 9, 2002 6:48 pm ET
by onjaysun (Patty is Cathy)
Food spewing forth
Like a colorful fountain
Pup enjoys feast twice
Haiku # 23820, December 9, 2002 5:21 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Puppy ears back
Whines in apt supplication
for goddess forgiveness
Haiku # 23819, December 9, 2002 5:18 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Lob, chokes his favorite
Goddess honors him first
Pup repays in yak
Haiku # 23818, December 9, 2002 5:10 pm ET
by Goddess of all that is BattlePuppy of MI
Lightweight Pup readily yacks
At the mention of spirits
Regardless of diet
Haiku # 23817, December 9, 2002 5:02 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Battlepuppy yacks
When 'chokes and wine are involved,
Carbos and protein.
Haiku # 23816, December 9, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Lobster and artichokes
Slather with spirits
Canine hurls protein yak
Haiku # 23815, December 9, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Goddess of all that is Battle Puppy of MI
Yaksunami and Artsy
Means puke and good taste
Can be together at last.
Haiku # 23814, December 9, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Ravioli Man
Cheesey Tortellini Gal
Greatest of Rivals
Haiku # 23813, December 9, 2002 4:10 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
it is the return
Ravioli Man, hero
meaty champion
Haiku # 23812, December 9, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
mighty butt straining
no seepage here, sphincterclench
forcing excrement
Haiku # 23811, December 9, 2002 3:48 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
thankfully she smiles
down on the puppy of battles
this goddess of love
Haiku # 23810, December 9, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Girlfriend of happy willow
waits with bated breath
Immortalize her
Haiku # 23809, December 9, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by Goddess of all that is BattlePuppy of Climax, MI
Remove the butt plug
Poopy granola badness
seeps forth, then torrent
Haiku # 23808, December 9, 2002 3:10 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Flexible willow
Has girlfriend, is happy
Stiff oak still alone
Haiku # 23807, December 9, 2002 3:08 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Hammer clenches cheeks
Empties bowels painfully
By loud vomiting
as he vomits

by vomiting.
Haiku # 23806, December 9, 2002 2:57 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
oh, this is my bad
i did not see it was "bad"
i saw "butt" haiku
Haiku # 23805, December 9, 2002 2:34 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
o, what is the sound
of one hairy white cheek clenching
my ass is on fire
Haiku # 23804, December 9, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
a prophecy here
maestro shall not defeat
the battle puppy
Haiku # 23803, December 9, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Puppy is so bad
He will fart in your corn flakes
Make them Cocoa Puffs.
Haiku # 23802, December 9, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by Battlepuppy
Puppy waits for maestro
to bring any kind of class
to badhaiku
Haiku # 23801, December 9, 2002 2:12 pm ET
by Battlepuppy
Fear me, the Battle Puppy
Boundless is my naked wrath
All shards, plaster, shit
Haiku # 23800, December 9, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by Battlepuppy
Poorly trained, this pup
Battlepuppy very bad
Pees on fresh cornflakes
Haiku # 23799, December 9, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by Battlepuppy
immense voltage drop
across conductive organs
required to shock me
Haiku # 23798, December 9, 2002 1:28 pm ET
by maestro
the hammer shall drop
upon canine cranium
"Down, Battlepuppy!"
Haiku # 23797, December 9, 2002 1:23 pm ET
by maestro
I'm feeling stupid
get me some coffee, damnit
or perhaps cornflakes
Haiku # 23796, December 9, 2002 1:18 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
stupid people say
here, make me copies of this
and get me coffee

stupid people pee
in your cornflakes or oatmeal
they sure are bastards
Haiku # 23795, December 9, 2002 1:17 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
initial dram: noon
courting imbecility
awash in spirits
Haiku # 23794, December 9, 2002 1:16 pm ET
by maestro
i'm just about there
people are pissing me off
stupid people suck!
Haiku # 23793, December 9, 2002 1:08 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
words that make you cringe
like "quivering" or "polyps"
as pop tart flavors
Haiku # 23792, December 9, 2002 12:07 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
will you stand before
the fury of his armies?
his naked buttocks?
Haiku # 23791, December 9, 2002 12:03 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
thus descends the god
battle puppy in bad verse
with a gay uncle
Haiku # 23790, December 9, 2002 12:00 pm ET
by Drophammer of steely stuff
Point at everyone else
For THEY are the true problems
Naw, couldn't be you.
Haiku # 23789, December 9, 2002 11:59 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Poor me, says bachelor
No one is good enough
But wait... he's an ass.
Haiku # 23788, December 9, 2002 11:57 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Fat, androgynous
Balding, glasses on smug nose
Wit, yes, but looks... no.
Haiku # 23787, December 9, 2002 11:55 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Girls run screaming
After a single one-nighter
Musta been with Ed
Haiku # 23786, December 9, 2002 11:52 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Sits on a man-pole
Has to get it from somewhere
Girls always run
Haiku # 23785, December 9, 2002 11:45 am ET
by Battlepuppy
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