Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

let the monsters out
they love wanton destruction
and yearn for toys
Haiku # 23851, December 10, 2002 4:45 pm ET
by Deep Blue of Saint Louis
I'm all "whatever"
and then she's all "whatever"
I'm like so pissed off
Haiku # 23850, December 10, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
what i want to know:
was, or was not, bob marley
the fifth banana split?
Haiku # 23849, December 10, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by scotch
Tort Gal cuts the cheese
And acts all nice and saucy
She can't do much else.
Haiku # 23848, December 10, 2002 1:31 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
brilliant yellow
swirling light
arghh-my ear hurts
Haiku # 23847, December 10, 2002 1:07 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
what a day this is
last minute crunch has come back
mildy daunting
Haiku # 23846, December 10, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by jerm
having another
Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and
Snork kind of a day
Haiku # 23845, December 10, 2002 12:27 pm ET
by onjaysun
snack time is smack down
Celery Boy stalks his prey
Tortellini Girl
Haiku # 23844, December 10, 2002 12:08 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Ravioli Man
calls Celery Boy for help
his trusty sidekick
Haiku # 23843, December 10, 2002 11:28 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Tortellini Gal
Cuts the cheese on Ravioli
Now Rav is meatless
Haiku # 23842, December 10, 2002 10:19 am ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
we have no weapons
you see, look here, no weapons
don't look under that
Haiku # 23841, December 10, 2002 10:16 am ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
Ravioli Man
crushes Tortellini Girl
with a saucy smack
Haiku # 23840, December 10, 2002 10:16 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
janis? no, not her!
can janis stand before our
Ravioli Man?
Haiku # 23839, December 10, 2002 10:15 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
got a new address
i bet if you mail janis
she could pass it on
Haiku # 23838, December 10, 2002 6:03 am ET
by ash. (... hiya, jane)
Roman rich man said
I have got 3 libraries
One Greek, one Latin
Haiku # 23837, December 10, 2002 2:32 am ET
by R. of PT
One two three foure foure
oh no i have counted more
than there are in it
Haiku # 23836, December 9, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by Sprinkle Sparntz of LSL
wow...ain't that something?
it was maestro's haiku 'bout
the bay area
Haiku # 23835, December 9, 2002 11:28 pm ET
by k of SF doth rock....
two weeks past, i tried
to email ash, old times sake
it came back to me
Haiku # 23834, December 9, 2002 11:18 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
i think i bore all
with my whining about school
but i cannot stop
Haiku # 23833, December 9, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
not a bad write-up...
was it just cooincidence
it was signed ap?
Haiku # 23832, December 9, 2002 10:55 pm ET
by scotch of makes you think...okay, you can stop now
i have such good taste
the consumate chocophile
lindt in my navel
Haiku # 23831, December 9, 2002 10:39 pm ET
by ash
i like fried breakfast spam
i like to fry in a pan
mm that good old spam
Haiku # 23830, December 9, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by willett of canada
This is not haiku
It is more like bad writing
I have no last line
Haiku # 23829, December 9, 2002 10:27 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
Du Du Du Du Du
Du Nu Du Nu Du Nu
La Tee De tee Da
Haiku # 23828, December 9, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
Remember when you
Laughed at his ten cent hairdue?
He remmbers too
Haiku # 23827, December 9, 2002 10:21 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
finally it rained
and rains and rains and rains and
sydney is like that
Haiku # 23826, December 9, 2002 10:01 pm ET
by ash
dyspeptic haiku
those chyme and motion studies
don't pass easily
Haiku # 23825, December 9, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by ash
immortality
uncertain as heisenberg
appears transient


congratulations
many electrons of fame
preserved on the net
Haiku # 23824, December 9, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by ash
Hey guys look at this this
The Associated Press
Wrote about our site.
Haiku # 23823, December 9, 2002 8:19 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
A Robot Monkey
Laugh at the funny monkey
Laser beams blast us
Haiku # 23822, December 9, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by Deep Blue of Saint Louis
hotdog makes her lose
control, loves the minuet
Bi-polar Duet ?
Haiku # 23821, December 9, 2002 6:48 pm ET
by onjaysun (Patty is Cathy)
Food spewing forth
Like a colorful fountain
Pup enjoys feast twice
Haiku # 23820, December 9, 2002 5:21 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Puppy ears back
Whines in apt supplication
for goddess forgiveness
Haiku # 23819, December 9, 2002 5:18 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Lob, chokes his favorite
Goddess honors him first
Pup repays in yak
Haiku # 23818, December 9, 2002 5:10 pm ET
by Goddess of all that is BattlePuppy of MI
Lightweight Pup readily yacks
At the mention of spirits
Regardless of diet
Haiku # 23817, December 9, 2002 5:02 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Battlepuppy yacks
When 'chokes and wine are involved,
Carbos and protein.
Haiku # 23816, December 9, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Lobster and artichokes
Slather with spirits
Canine hurls protein yak
Haiku # 23815, December 9, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Goddess of all that is Battle Puppy of MI
Yaksunami and Artsy
Means puke and good taste
Can be together at last.
Haiku # 23814, December 9, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Ravioli Man
Cheesey Tortellini Gal
Greatest of Rivals
Haiku # 23813, December 9, 2002 4:10 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
it is the return
Ravioli Man, hero
meaty champion
Haiku # 23812, December 9, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
mighty butt straining
no seepage here, sphincterclench
forcing excrement
Haiku # 23811, December 9, 2002 3:48 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
thankfully she smiles
down on the puppy of battles
this goddess of love
Haiku # 23810, December 9, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Girlfriend of happy willow
waits with bated breath
Immortalize her
Haiku # 23809, December 9, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by Goddess of all that is BattlePuppy of Climax, MI
Remove the butt plug
Poopy granola badness
seeps forth, then torrent
Haiku # 23808, December 9, 2002 3:10 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Flexible willow
Has girlfriend, is happy
Stiff oak still alone
Haiku # 23807, December 9, 2002 3:08 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
Hammer clenches cheeks
Empties bowels painfully
By loud vomiting
as he vomits

by vomiting.
Haiku # 23806, December 9, 2002 2:57 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
oh, this is my bad
i did not see it was "bad"
i saw "butt" haiku
Haiku # 23805, December 9, 2002 2:34 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
o, what is the sound
of one hairy white cheek clenching
my ass is on fire
Haiku # 23804, December 9, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
a prophecy here
maestro shall not defeat
the battle puppy
Haiku # 23803, December 9, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Puppy is so bad
He will fart in your corn flakes
Make them Cocoa Puffs.
Haiku # 23802, December 9, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by Battlepuppy
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