Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 158 Days and 77035 Haiku later...

these songs
for you
u2
Haiku # 23874, December 11, 2002 9:51 am ET
by popcorn of usa
Twenty thousand plus
is a huge accomplishment -
Even small role for R.
Haiku # 23873, December 11, 2002 8:37 am ET
by R. of PT
Sensitivity
or insensitivity?
What is right approach?
Haiku # 23872, December 11, 2002 8:31 am ET
by R. of PT
I will post again
If I do not see it now -
... Oh no, not again!

Haiku # 23871, December 11, 2002 8:29 am ET
by R. of PT
What is going on?
Did the server loose one piece
of precious poetry?
Haiku # 23870, December 11, 2002 8:27 am ET
by R. of PT
What if I started
with just one thing at a time -
And improving then?
Haiku # 23869, December 11, 2002 8:19 am ET
by R. of PT
On the other hand -
Do you really have to be
all of them at once?
Haiku # 23868, December 11, 2002 8:17 am ET
by R. of PT
This is difficult -
being creative, funny,
clear and still oneself
Haiku # 23867, December 11, 2002 8:16 am ET
by R. of PT
apa kabar, R
sakit keraska ia ?
sayang sekali
Haiku # 23866, December 11, 2002 7:42 am ET
by ash
cunning linguist
but if no-one understands
what good's the message ?
Haiku # 23865, December 11, 2002 7:38 am ET
by ash
Hadrachat tochnah -
Bizbuz zman, hizdamnut, o...
shlichut reghilah?
Haiku # 23864, December 11, 2002 7:15 am ET
by R. of PT
my apologies
seems i can't tell scotch from scott
all just gaelic breath
Haiku # 23863, December 11, 2002 6:57 am ET
by ash
similar only
la-la-la, la-la-la-la
not wo-yo-yo.....
Haiku # 23862, December 11, 2002 6:55 am ET
by ash (.... i hear what you're singing, scott)
huh?
Haiku # 23861, December 11, 2002 4:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
"buffalo soldier"
and the banana splits song...
rasta la la la la
Haiku # 23860, December 11, 2002 2:19 am ET
by scotch of (click the link)
i just don't get the
bananna split reference for
bob marley...oh well
Haiku # 23859, December 10, 2002 10:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
CANADA PART 2
It is very rainy
I am still dry in my house
Im not in an Igloo!
Haiku # 23858, December 10, 2002 10:54 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
CANADA PART 1.
Im in Canada!
I am not in an Igloo!
It is not snowing
Haiku # 23857, December 10, 2002 10:53 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
So am i "Willett"?
Or am i "Of Canada"?
Im really bad at this!
Haiku # 23856, December 10, 2002 10:50 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
Is This Bad Haiku?
Is This About You Or You?
This Is Bad Haiku
Haiku # 23855, December 10, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by Willett of canada
entire families
of white-bred wonders with no
redeeming factors
Haiku # 23854, December 10, 2002 10:01 pm ET
by k of South San Jose...why does such a blemish exist?
unbelievable
how bland people become out
in suburbia...
Haiku # 23853, December 10, 2002 9:56 pm ET
by k of working in San Jose....proof there is no god
sometimes pressure builds
ending procrastination
now the tension mounts
Haiku # 23852, December 10, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by jerm of southeast NH
let the monsters out
they love wanton destruction
and yearn for toys
Haiku # 23851, December 10, 2002 4:45 pm ET
by Deep Blue of Saint Louis
I'm all "whatever"
and then she's all "whatever"
I'm like so pissed off
Haiku # 23850, December 10, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
what i want to know:
was, or was not, bob marley
the fifth banana split?
Haiku # 23849, December 10, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by scotch
Tort Gal cuts the cheese
And acts all nice and saucy
She can't do much else.
Haiku # 23848, December 10, 2002 1:31 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
brilliant yellow
swirling light
arghh-my ear hurts
Haiku # 23847, December 10, 2002 1:07 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
what a day this is
last minute crunch has come back
mildy daunting
Haiku # 23846, December 10, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by jerm
having another
Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and
Snork kind of a day
Haiku # 23845, December 10, 2002 12:27 pm ET
by onjaysun
snack time is smack down
Celery Boy stalks his prey
Tortellini Girl
Haiku # 23844, December 10, 2002 12:08 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Ravioli Man
calls Celery Boy for help
his trusty sidekick
Haiku # 23843, December 10, 2002 11:28 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Tortellini Gal
Cuts the cheese on Ravioli
Now Rav is meatless
Haiku # 23842, December 10, 2002 10:19 am ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
we have no weapons
you see, look here, no weapons
don't look under that
Haiku # 23841, December 10, 2002 10:16 am ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
Ravioli Man
crushes Tortellini Girl
with a saucy smack
Haiku # 23840, December 10, 2002 10:16 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
janis? no, not her!
can janis stand before our
Ravioli Man?
Haiku # 23839, December 10, 2002 10:15 am ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
got a new address
i bet if you mail janis
she could pass it on
Haiku # 23838, December 10, 2002 6:03 am ET
by ash. (... hiya, jane)
Roman rich man said
I have got 3 libraries
One Greek, one Latin
Haiku # 23837, December 10, 2002 2:32 am ET
by R. of PT
One two three foure foure
oh no i have counted more
than there are in it
Haiku # 23836, December 9, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by Sprinkle Sparntz of LSL
wow...ain't that something?
it was maestro's haiku 'bout
the bay area
Haiku # 23835, December 9, 2002 11:28 pm ET
by k of SF doth rock....
two weeks past, i tried
to email ash, old times sake
it came back to me
Haiku # 23834, December 9, 2002 11:18 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
i think i bore all
with my whining about school
but i cannot stop
Haiku # 23833, December 9, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
not a bad write-up...
was it just cooincidence
it was signed ap?
Haiku # 23832, December 9, 2002 10:55 pm ET
by scotch of makes you think...okay, you can stop now
i have such good taste
the consumate chocophile
lindt in my navel
Haiku # 23831, December 9, 2002 10:39 pm ET
by ash
i like fried breakfast spam
i like to fry in a pan
mm that good old spam
Haiku # 23830, December 9, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by willett of canada
This is not haiku
It is more like bad writing
I have no last line
Haiku # 23829, December 9, 2002 10:27 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
Du Du Du Du Du
Du Nu Du Nu Du Nu
La Tee De tee Da
Haiku # 23828, December 9, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
Remember when you
Laughed at his ten cent hairdue?
He remmbers too
Haiku # 23827, December 9, 2002 10:21 pm ET
by Willett of Canada
finally it rained
and rains and rains and rains and
sydney is like that
Haiku # 23826, December 9, 2002 10:01 pm ET
by ash
dyspeptic haiku
those chyme and motion studies
don't pass easily
Haiku # 23825, December 9, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by ash
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