Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

He will attack but
He is powerless to stop
He will just follow
Haiku # 31533, June 4, 2003 2:57 am ET
by Limey
Think up a name
Write with a direction in mind
SF will follow like a dog on a chain
Haiku # 31532, June 4, 2003 2:55 am ET
by Limey
SF is a wooss
I can make him go any
direction I choose
Haiku # 31531, June 4, 2003 2:45 am ET
by Limey
.....a lightning storm brews
and thunders through the valleys
.......hurtling leaves away
Haiku # 31530, June 3, 2003 10:24 pm ET
by ronin
...where was canada
when america attacked
....defenseless iraq
.
.
.(not that Saddam did
.....not deserve it)
Haiku # 31529, June 3, 2003 10:17 pm ET
by ronin
.....fashionable in
northern canadian alps
..to be a damn queer
Haiku # 31528, June 3, 2003 10:13 pm ET
by ronin@athirdratewhiterace
......a deadbeat junkie
oblivious to time and dates
.......itching for a fix
.
.
.(and finds escape in being
........a damn queer)
Haiku # 31527, June 3, 2003 10:10 pm ET
by ronin@theyalwaysendupinthesameshitholebeforetheyrotaway
all those years of drugs
...has finally affected
.his soggy foggy brain
Haiku # 31526, June 3, 2003 10:05 pm ET
by ronin@atotallywashedouthippiecomelatelywannabe
student wannabe
with scholarly delusions
i drop out of class
Haiku # 31525, June 3, 2003 10:00 pm ET
by A Student of Homosexuality is on the same section for grounds for divorce along with psychoses, neurosis and mental incapacity
...........indiana dude
perhaps you may recommend
....a shrink for our friend*
.
.
.....(*very loosely taken
..as like the nuts in his head)
Haiku # 31524, June 3, 2003 9:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
.....manic-depressive
with his obsessive haiku:
brain damage unmasked
Haiku # 31523, June 3, 2003 9:53 pm ET
by ronin@therapyseriouslyrecommended
i know i'm awesome
there's no need to remind me
a mirror will do
Haiku # 31522, June 3, 2003 7:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i crack myself up
sometimes it's just too easy
i love all of you
Haiku # 31521, June 3, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I read to children
Reading is a wondrous gift
Books are magical
Haiku # 31520, June 3, 2003 7:42 pm ET
by Limey
I enjoy smiling
Smiling fills my heart with joy
Like milk and cookies
Haiku # 31519, June 3, 2003 7:40 pm ET
by Limey
Have I mentioned love?
It's the greatest thing of all
It makes me happy
Haiku # 31518, June 3, 2003 7:38 pm ET
by Limey
Peace be unto you
Love shall bring us together
Nothing can harm us
Haiku # 31517, June 3, 2003 7:35 pm ET
by Limey
I love all creatures
Great and small they come to me
Our friendship is strong
Haiku # 31516, June 3, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by Limey
A world without war
A world without boundaries
Let us all join hands
Haiku # 31515, June 3, 2003 7:30 pm ET
by Limey
Love me, love me now
How will I live without love
Love is all there is
Haiku # 31514, June 3, 2003 7:26 pm ET
by Limey
someone new to hate
will nippress is so last week
limey's now on top
Haiku # 31513, June 3, 2003 7:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
"Sailing the seas of cheese"
William Nippress - 2003
Haiku # 31512, June 3, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by Big Willie Nip
Yo mummer tol me not to give yo no lernin
But Isz been done stupid like you son
Haiku # 31511, June 3, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by Love you SF, Dad
so i hate hip hop
and love rock and roll music
they all laugh at me
Haiku # 31510, June 3, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Yo stop talking this made up speakin
Ebonic, tit taint real son
Come back to the shack
Haiku # 31509, June 3, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by Love you SF, Dad
too white to be black
and much too black to be white
everyone shuns me
Haiku # 31508, June 3, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (this is turning into one of my therapy sessions)
i'm an uncle tom
kind of like bryant gumbel
i wish i were white
Haiku # 31507, June 3, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i hate niggers, that's why i hate myself. there it is, all out in the open now.)
What yo talking about
Yo dady was tad off white
Yo not that black son
Haiku # 31506, June 3, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by Love you SF, Dad
counting must be hard
stick to monosyllables
until you grow up
Haiku # 31502, June 3, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
insults make me strong
you should realize that by now
give me all you got
Haiku # 31500, June 3, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Fuck you fuck the flag
You American Bastards
Fuck you all
Haiku # 31499, June 3, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
gee, who's failing now?
but you guys are used to that
your only art form
Haiku # 31498, June 3, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
You puce pimpled pimp
You stop insulting our flag
Fuck off out of my country
Haiku # 31497, June 3, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by Carley
carley and limey
indistinguishable crap
birds of a feather....
Haiku # 31496, June 3, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
nerdy to the core
sporting pocket protectors
and pimpin the hos
Haiku # 31495, June 3, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Hey you sad fuckface
Go back to England wherever
To where you bellong
Haiku # 31494, June 3, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by Carley
What the hell is this
This sexually frustrated
He writes like a nerd
Haiku # 31493, June 3, 2003 4:38 pm ET
by Carley
why won't he return
paging through the thesaurus
to make his come back
Haiku # 31492, June 3, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (okay, i'll wait, but it better be good)
It will all end badly
Mark my words it will be sad
SF is losing

Haiku # 31491, June 3, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by Philosophers R Us
i'm clearly outmatched
limey got the best of me
how do i go on
Haiku # 31490, June 3, 2003 4:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
"My dad can beat up your dad"
Sexually Frustrated - 2003
Haiku # 31489, June 3, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by onjaysun
That
Haiku # 31488, June 3, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by Love you SF, Dad
i dressed up as batman, SF as
robin, we fell asleep in each others
arms
Haiku # 31487, June 3, 2003 4:27 pm ET
by William Nippress
when the sun goes down and
the queen comes out to play polo
we can throw rocks at her
Haiku # 31486, June 3, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by Limey
(singing) "New York...Newww York!
Haiku # 31485, June 3, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
are you out of breath
you shouldn't fold so quickly
but it's in your blood
Haiku # 31484, June 3, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
When you
Haiku # 31483, June 3, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by Limey
Pain Is Often Better
When Dealt Out
By Female Hands
Haiku # 31482, June 3, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by samhain
Limey is a cockney bloke from the
wes end of London. He has bad
teeth and smells of garbage
Haiku # 31481, June 3, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by William Nippress
God Bless William Nippress
notmenotmenotmenotmenotmenot
Haiku # 31480, June 3, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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