Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

......using other's names
is quite his noted trademark
....(the) chickenshit he is
Haiku # 31552, June 4, 2003 3:53 am ET
by ronin
the cunt was his face
it was also his wiener
.all fucked by a dog
Haiku # 31551, June 4, 2003 3:51 am ET
by ronin of Icht spraken un Deutsche
pathetic drivel
lots of struggle and less art
grandma circumspect
Haiku # 31550, June 4, 2003 3:51 am ET
by ash
three one four five five
although i am quite damn good
i don't advertise
Haiku # 31549, June 4, 2003 3:49 am ET
by ash (not mine, not mine)
...all he could possess
was a rottweiler's pussy
..the fog was so fucked
Haiku # 31548, June 4, 2003 3:48 am ET
by ronin
......his burnt soul hovers
seeking something to possess
......but he is quite dense
Haiku # 31547, June 4, 2003 3:46 am ET
by ronin
.....a lightning flashes
its current hurtles to earth
...trashing poor white fog

Haiku # 31546, June 4, 2003 3:43 am ET
by ronin
.........in the open plains
stands a wretched mindless fog
..his sogged brains so numbed
.
.
.......cursing god and flag
....with righteous indignation
......but sucks his own cock
Haiku # 31545, June 4, 2003 3:38 am ET
by ronin
...huge trees sway like grass
their roots creaking and blowing
......in great ruthless gusts
Haiku # 31544, June 4, 2003 3:32 am ET
by ronin
....vast skies without light
roar across the black valleys
....white lightnings crackle
Haiku # 31543, June 4, 2003 3:23 am ET
by ronin@asiconjureittobe
Well there you have it
SF has a childlike trust
Feel free to join in
Haiku # 31542, June 4, 2003 3:21 am ET
by Limey
Subterfuge is all
Confuses this idiot
SF your so fucked
Haiku # 31541, June 4, 2003 3:17 am ET
by Philosophers R Us
Don't worry Carley
We'll write to protect you now
We'll change our names too
Haiku # 31539, June 4, 2003 3:13 am ET
by Californian Bum
Don
Haiku # 31538, June 4, 2003 3:11 am ET
by Carley
Yo son Carley toll me
Yo be a sad loser son
But I said yo nows
Haiku # 31537, June 4, 2003 3:09 am ET
by Love you SF, Dad
You fuck off limey
You can
Haiku # 31536, June 4, 2003 3:05 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Go to the Archives
Type sexually frustrated
You
Haiku # 31535, June 4, 2003 3:02 am ET
by Limey
As you will see when he reads this
he will have to go in the direction
I have chosen
Haiku # 31534, June 4, 2003 2:59 am ET
by Limey
He will attack but
He is powerless to stop
He will just follow
Haiku # 31533, June 4, 2003 2:57 am ET
by Limey
Think up a name
Write with a direction in mind
SF will follow like a dog on a chain
Haiku # 31532, June 4, 2003 2:55 am ET
by Limey
SF is a wooss
I can make him go any
direction I choose
Haiku # 31531, June 4, 2003 2:45 am ET
by Limey
.....a lightning storm brews
and thunders through the valleys
.......hurtling leaves away
Haiku # 31530, June 3, 2003 10:24 pm ET
by ronin
...where was canada
when america attacked
....defenseless iraq
.
.
.(not that Saddam did
.....not deserve it)
Haiku # 31529, June 3, 2003 10:17 pm ET
by ronin
.....fashionable in
northern canadian alps
..to be a damn queer
Haiku # 31528, June 3, 2003 10:13 pm ET
by ronin@athirdratewhiterace
......a deadbeat junkie
oblivious to time and dates
.......itching for a fix
.
.
.(and finds escape in being
........a damn queer)
Haiku # 31527, June 3, 2003 10:10 pm ET
by ronin@theyalwaysendupinthesameshitholebeforetheyrotaway
all those years of drugs
...has finally affected
.his soggy foggy brain
Haiku # 31526, June 3, 2003 10:05 pm ET
by ronin@atotallywashedouthippiecomelatelywannabe
student wannabe
with scholarly delusions
i drop out of class
Haiku # 31525, June 3, 2003 10:00 pm ET
by A Student of Homosexuality is on the same section for grounds for divorce along with psychoses, neurosis and mental incapacity
...........indiana dude
perhaps you may recommend
....a shrink for our friend*
.
.
.....(*very loosely taken
..as like the nuts in his head)
Haiku # 31524, June 3, 2003 9:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
.....manic-depressive
with his obsessive haiku:
brain damage unmasked
Haiku # 31523, June 3, 2003 9:53 pm ET
by ronin@therapyseriouslyrecommended
i know i'm awesome
there's no need to remind me
a mirror will do
Haiku # 31522, June 3, 2003 7:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i crack myself up
sometimes it's just too easy
i love all of you
Haiku # 31521, June 3, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I read to children
Reading is a wondrous gift
Books are magical
Haiku # 31520, June 3, 2003 7:42 pm ET
by Limey
I enjoy smiling
Smiling fills my heart with joy
Like milk and cookies
Haiku # 31519, June 3, 2003 7:40 pm ET
by Limey
Have I mentioned love?
It's the greatest thing of all
It makes me happy
Haiku # 31518, June 3, 2003 7:38 pm ET
by Limey
Peace be unto you
Love shall bring us together
Nothing can harm us
Haiku # 31517, June 3, 2003 7:35 pm ET
by Limey
I love all creatures
Great and small they come to me
Our friendship is strong
Haiku # 31516, June 3, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by Limey
A world without war
A world without boundaries
Let us all join hands
Haiku # 31515, June 3, 2003 7:30 pm ET
by Limey
Love me, love me now
How will I live without love
Love is all there is
Haiku # 31514, June 3, 2003 7:26 pm ET
by Limey
someone new to hate
will nippress is so last week
limey's now on top
Haiku # 31513, June 3, 2003 7:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
"Sailing the seas of cheese"
William Nippress - 2003
Haiku # 31512, June 3, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by Big Willie Nip
Yo mummer tol me not to give yo no lernin
But Isz been done stupid like you son
Haiku # 31511, June 3, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by Love you SF, Dad
so i hate hip hop
and love rock and roll music
they all laugh at me
Haiku # 31510, June 3, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Yo stop talking this made up speakin
Ebonic, tit taint real son
Come back to the shack
Haiku # 31509, June 3, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by Love you SF, Dad
too white to be black
and much too black to be white
everyone shuns me
Haiku # 31508, June 3, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (this is turning into one of my therapy sessions)
i'm an uncle tom
kind of like bryant gumbel
i wish i were white
Haiku # 31507, June 3, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i hate niggers, that's why i hate myself. there it is, all out in the open now.)
What yo talking about
Yo dady was tad off white
Yo not that black son
Haiku # 31506, June 3, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by Love you SF, Dad
counting must be hard
stick to monosyllables
until you grow up
Haiku # 31502, June 3, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
insults make me strong
you should realize that by now
give me all you got
Haiku # 31500, June 3, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Fuck you fuck the flag
You American Bastards
Fuck you all
Haiku # 31499, June 3, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
gee, who's failing now?
but you guys are used to that
your only art form
Haiku # 31498, June 3, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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