Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

Heil is five foot three
Weighs one fifty three. Won gold!
All downhill from here
Haiku # 34420, February 11, 2006 3:35 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Jug of putrid wine
And free web pornography
Budgeted weekend
Haiku # 34419, February 11, 2006 3:30 pm ET
by Lush
Jennifer Heil wins
with a freestyle work of art.
Canada takes gold.
Haiku # 34418, February 11, 2006 3:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Toronto Haikus
Always 'cold', 'grey', 'heat', 'beer'
(Not in that order)
Haiku # 34417, February 11, 2006 2:52 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Null
Haiku # 34416, February 11, 2006 2:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Null
Haiku # 34415, February 11, 2006 2:35 pm ET
by Null
My haiku exam
It's tomorrow - like always
Prime numbers. No rhymes.
Haiku # 34414, February 11, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Ray Conniff's last gig
Liza Millelli's wedding
Did Somewhere My Love
Haiku # 34413, February 11, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Ray conniff singers
Ok, but Andy Williams
Sang it too, I
Haiku # 34412, February 11, 2006 9:58 am ET
by I may be wrong
I just have to say
I have a bad bad case of
Olympic Fever
Haiku # 34411, February 11, 2006 9:40 am ET
by Janis
ray conniff singers
take me up up and away
not andy williams
Haiku # 34410, February 11, 2006 7:24 am ET
by ash
Bloody barbed wire
Drags my gloria in the dirt
Hangover
Haiku # 34409, February 11, 2006 7:01 am ET
by M*G
All night and morning
I
Haiku # 34408, February 11, 2006 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Your market theories
Engender much vomitus
Vive Monsieur Trotsky
Haiku # 34407, February 10, 2006 4:02 pm ET
by Lush
Truth in the mirror.
Some things can only make sense
upon reflection.
Haiku # 34406, February 10, 2006 2:58 pm ET
by the ghost of Haiku #34032
Drinking a JD.
Behind the bar, I see Jim
Beaming all over.
Haiku # 34405, February 10, 2006 2:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jack Daniels is fun
Then he invites his friends.
Dam Jose Cuervo.
Haiku # 34404, February 10, 2006 2:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dancing with the stars;
competitive
programming.
Haiku # 34403, February 10, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by * of UK
Though most literate
Before the TV I sit
Enchanted by shit
Haiku # 34402, February 10, 2006 12:55 pm ET
by Lush
Paper mess on desk
A little dream of future
Not to be believed
Haiku # 34401, February 10, 2006 12:49 pm ET
by Janis
Given wrong advice
Lawyer said you
Haiku # 34400, February 10, 2006 11:46 am ET
by At a price
Package in the mail
Five pounds of pistachios
Life is good sometimes
Haiku # 34399, February 10, 2006 11:22 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
You must have tasted.
Many very strange places
It
Haiku # 34398, February 10, 2006 6:24 am ET
by Literally
Reel back in horror
Taste buds, very descriptive
Could see it for real
Haiku # 34397, February 10, 2006 6:20 am ET
by Not literally
My back to the wind
A journey ends without fear
Smooth snow hides my tracks
Haiku # 34396, February 10, 2006 6:17 am ET
by William Nippress
The all powerful
She who controls off button
We all bow to you
Haiku # 34395, February 10, 2006 6:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Null is the answer
The gentle moderation
Has kept them away

(wood meet hand)
Haiku # 34394, February 9, 2006 7:21 pm ET
by Janis of Anti-trollville
I pull back the skin.
There are many small, red spots.
My cock has taste buds.
Haiku # 34393, February 9, 2006 7:03 pm ET
by smellie joe
not so bad haiku
what has happened here lately
no trolls ~ just talent
Haiku # 34392, February 9, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by bashomeister
My beans are all gone.
I haven
Haiku # 34391, February 9, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Mr Bean
iraqui desert -
lovely american girl.
war for peas i guess.
Haiku # 34390, February 9, 2006 5:54 pm ET
by austrian of at home
elegant squirrel
my cat thinks now she's one too
need a ladder now
Haiku # 34389, February 9, 2006 5:36 pm ET
by austrian of austria
Peas can be sweet and
grapes can be sour. Check the pulse
and give peas a chance.
Haiku # 34388, February 9, 2006 5:27 pm ET
by love and peas
The dog, unlike man,
has no opposable thumb,
humps your leg instead.
Haiku # 34387, February 9, 2006 5:24 pm ET
by The Beast Master
Receiving my Grammy
Tripped on steps, pulled a hammy
Cried in pain, "Mammy!"
Haiku # 34386, February 9, 2006 5:17 pm ET
by Lush
~ cardiac arrest ~
last electric bill arrives
Diagnosis? Poor
Haiku # 34385, February 9, 2006 4:05 pm ET
by just stopping by
american teenage girl
follow me go shopping, ey
earhquaking milkshake
Haiku # 34384, February 9, 2006 3:48 pm ET
by austrian of austria
it's digital rage:
hack somebody brutally
squeezing "mitessers"
Haiku # 34383, February 9, 2006 3:36 pm ET
by Austrian with Pickelgesicht of Austria - wake up folks
you smack my beach up
still same old brown-coloured wave
saw its genesis
Haiku # 34382, February 9, 2006 3:32 pm ET
by Same old austrian of timeshifted region
reflections of mine
suboptimal lightangel
like piss in my eyes
Haiku # 34381, February 9, 2006 3:00 pm ET
by austrian amateur poet of austria you fools
oh yeah jerk-offs too
now I can truly recall
why I stopped posting
Haiku # 34380, February 9, 2006 2:37 pm ET
by Felicia (back in 2007)
suck upon my balls mother fokers
suck upon my balls mother fockers
Haiku # 34379, February 9, 2006 2:32 pm ET
by bob marley
pale heavenly pond
sometimes full yet often not
visible above
Haiku # 34378, February 9, 2006 2:04 pm ET
by Felicia (for ash)
now I remember
back in 2003 and 4
signed name *Felicia*
Haiku # 34377, February 9, 2006 2:02 pm ET
by returning poet
see that ash still posts
he and I used to "converse"
will he remember
Haiku # 34376, February 9, 2006 1:54 pm ET
by Boston girl poet 2005
you are right my friend
lamb did that thing not kay dee
i'm going under
Haiku # 34375, February 9, 2006 1:52 pm ET
by silly austrian of Worldwide
BMW
fast kid on the Autobahn
motorcycle girl
Haiku # 34374, February 9, 2006 1:47 pm ET
by poet from 2005 returns
Welcome to Lethbridge
Were it is never too dam cold
But windy as fuck
Haiku # 34373, February 9, 2006 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
K & D Session,
Disk 1, Lamb is the artist.
ist unvorstellbar!
Haiku # 34372, February 9, 2006 11:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Met a girl last night,
with the hugest boobs ever!
I think I'm in love.
Haiku # 34371, February 9, 2006 10:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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