Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

Nobody told me
the damned ice age was over.
Bloody freezing here.
Haiku # 34576, February 23, 2006 11:56 am ET
by Uncivilized of Baffin Island
Don
Haiku # 34575, February 23, 2006 10:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 34574, February 23, 2006 8:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 34573, February 23, 2006 8:16 am ET
by NULL of NULL
You
Haiku # 34572, February 23, 2006 7:31 am ET
by That
End of recent gla-
ciation; rise of modern
civilization.
Haiku # 34571, February 23, 2006 12:04 am ET
by Adam of Holocene
Quality of haiku,
seismic shocks and horny whales.
They all come in waves.
Haiku # 34570, February 22, 2006 10:08 pm ET
by Dave
this isnt even a dumb poem! it dont even ryme@
Haiku # 34569, February 22, 2006 9:24 pm ET
by bob
My angel Ashley
Is mine in every way
Yet, stolen from me
Haiku # 34568, February 22, 2006 9:23 pm ET
by Thomas
Quoteth Moe Szyslak:
"Tatum'll fustigate 'im!"
verb, beat with a club
Haiku # 34567, February 22, 2006 4:05 pm ET
by Lush
What is a Ukraine?
Whatever is a Black sea coast?
Odessa? soda water?
Haiku # 34566, February 22, 2006 1:18 pm ET
by ewolfram of NYC
The Creationists
are the stupidest people
that ever evolved.
Haiku # 34565, February 22, 2006 10:08 am ET
by Jesus, son of an arab carpenter
Could it be Australians?
Self admitted Haiku nerds
Tempting us to ask
Haiku # 34564, February 22, 2006 9:13 am ET
by Daaa I don
who is more stupid
me for writing this haiku
or you for reading
Haiku # 34563, February 22, 2006 6:36 am ET
by ash
infecting the world
like the hiv virus
dumb repetition
Haiku # 34562, February 22, 2006 6:35 am ET
by ash
If stupidity
Equals violence then US
How many gun deaths
Haiku # 34561, February 22, 2006 5:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
On this Earth of ours
Who are the stupidest?
People of us all
Haiku # 34560, February 22, 2006 5:14 am ET
by Public perception
For Americans!
Odessa is in Ukraine
On the Black sea coast
Haiku # 34559, February 22, 2006 5:01 am ET
by Christ, in Europe! Christ, buy an atlas!
75 % of
All teenagers tested in
Odessa has HIV
Haiku # 34558, February 22, 2006 4:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Our surfers are tough
Surf in winter when it snows
Howling gales as well
Haiku # 34557, February 22, 2006 4:31 am ET
by William. Waters the same bloody temperature anyway
He surfs off Scily
Silly sharks and Englishmen
Basking in coldness
Haiku # 34556, February 21, 2006 9:42 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
No, he didn't surf
Katsushika Hokusai
These things go in waves
Haiku # 34555, February 21, 2006 9:33 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
A circle of jerks
Engaged in a daisy chain
Crass pollination
Haiku # 34554, February 21, 2006 3:20 pm ET
by Lush
Mouth over cat
Haiku # 34553, February 21, 2006 2:39 pm ET
by Lost Boy
Starting to wake up,
I yawn, stretch and scratch my nuts.
Shit! It
Haiku # 34552, February 21, 2006 2:34 pm ET
by office troll
I hang upside down,
let the tar drain from my lungs.
I smoke far too much.
Haiku # 34551, February 21, 2006 2:27 pm ET
by gurgle bat
My coffee is cold.
I microwave it again.
My coffee is warm.
Haiku # 34550, February 21, 2006 2:09 pm ET
by perpetual java
I lay on the bed
and float up to the ceiling.
It
Haiku # 34549, February 21, 2006 1:56 pm ET
by The Urban Spaceman
How
Haiku # 34548, February 21, 2006 10:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We just had coffee
I am still in love with her
Miss my ex lover
Haiku # 34547, February 21, 2006 10:12 am ET
by She
Our sea
Haiku # 34546, February 21, 2006 9:16 am ET
by William Nippress even in a wet suit
Teetering madness
I just ignore my problems
Hope they go away
Haiku # 34545, February 21, 2006 9:09 am ET
by Who
How was I to know?
It
Haiku # 34544, February 21, 2006 9:02 am ET
by vomiting William Nippress
streams of consciousness
strange tangential communions
contagious madness

Haiku # 34543, February 21, 2006 7:34 am ET
by ash
i write about surf
using the vernacular
and you chuck that up
Haiku # 34542, February 21, 2006 7:13 am ET
by ash
Call to God
Haiku # 34541, February 21, 2006 6:26 am ET
by Every bathroom has one
i was fully sick
that looked awesome she told me
scorching right hander
Haiku # 34540, February 21, 2006 5:48 am ET
by ash
Just wait it
Haiku # 34539, February 21, 2006 5:00 am ET
by Who the hell wants a sports car when your aged 70
How am I doing?
My life, all that it could be?
Is there more than this?
Haiku # 34538, February 21, 2006 4:45 am ET
by Sometimes I just sit and think and sometimes I just sit
I spin on one foot
Just looking for a way out
It
Haiku # 34537, February 21, 2006 4:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Memorable haiku.
No! Funny absolutely.
And sometimes profound.
Haiku # 34536, February 21, 2006 4:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Defenestration.
A window onto the world,
Literally. Splat!
Haiku # 34535, February 20, 2006 5:17 pm ET
by Lush
This dyslexia
It no is matter laughing
Cure for be can found
Haiku # 34534, February 20, 2006 4:09 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Semaphore haiku
\./ _./ \. ._ - "Five more! Seven more! Five more!"
\ /
Aerobic meter
Haiku # 34533, February 20, 2006 4:00 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Listen up Cheney
The phrase is 'The buck stops here'
_Not: 'The buckshot's here'
Haiku # 34532, February 20, 2006 3:33 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
parthenogenic
Like Christ and 'Whip-Tail Lizards'
Both clones of their mom
Haiku # 34531, February 20, 2006 3:21 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
See Dick. See Dick hunt.
Quail not duck. Duck harry duck
He didn't duck, Dick.
Haiku # 34530, February 20, 2006 1:30 pm ET
by ewolfram of nyc
Life is no more than
a sexually transmitted,
terminal disease.
>
Raw flesh exposed weeps,
the loins stabbed and injected
with life
Haiku # 34529, February 20, 2006 12:25 pm ET
by Mr Happy
Stiff opposition
in the ring: one submission,
one throbbing sphincter.
Haiku # 34528, February 20, 2006 11:36 am ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
dyslexic poet
you know it's the thought that counts
and thus you fcuk up
Haiku # 34527, February 20, 2006 8:39 am ET
by ash
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