Nobody told me
the damned ice age was over.
Bloody freezing here.
the damned ice age was over.
Bloody freezing here.
Haiku #34576, by Uncivilized of Baffin Island
February 23, 2006 11:56 am ET
February 23, 2006 11:56 am ET
BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
13 Years
88 Days
and
46157 Haikus
later...
88 Days
and
46157 Haikus
later...
Don
Haiku #34575, by Anonymous Poet
February 23, 2006 10:23 am ET
February 23, 2006 10:23 am ET
NULL
Haiku #34574, by Anonymous Poet
February 23, 2006 8:18 am ET
February 23, 2006 8:18 am ET
NULL
Haiku #34573, by NULL of NULL
February 23, 2006 8:16 am ET
February 23, 2006 8:16 am ET
You
Haiku #34572, by That
February 23, 2006 7:31 am ET
February 23, 2006 7:31 am ET
End of recent gla-
ciation; rise of modern
civilization.
ciation; rise of modern
civilization.
Quality of haiku,
seismic shocks and horny whales.
They all come in waves.
seismic shocks and horny whales.
They all come in waves.
Haiku #34570, by Dave
February 22, 2006 10:08 pm ET
February 22, 2006 10:08 pm ET
this isnt even a dumb poem! it dont even ryme@
Haiku #34569, by bob
February 22, 2006 9:24 pm ET
February 22, 2006 9:24 pm ET
My angel Ashley
Is mine in every way
Yet, stolen from me
Is mine in every way
Yet, stolen from me
Quoteth Moe Szyslak:
"Tatum'll fustigate 'im!"
verb, beat with a club
"Tatum'll fustigate 'im!"
verb, beat with a club
Haiku #34567, by Lush
February 22, 2006 4:05 pm ET
February 22, 2006 4:05 pm ET
What is a Ukraine?
Whatever is a Black sea coast?
Odessa? soda water?
Whatever is a Black sea coast?
Odessa? soda water?
The Creationists
are the stupidest people
that ever evolved.
are the stupidest people
that ever evolved.
Haiku #34565, by Jesus, son of an arab carpenter
February 22, 2006 10:08 am ET
February 22, 2006 10:08 am ET
Could it be Australians?
Self admitted Haiku nerds
Tempting us to ask
Self admitted Haiku nerds
Tempting us to ask
Haiku #34564, by Daaa I don
February 22, 2006 9:13 am ET
February 22, 2006 9:13 am ET
who is more stupid
me for writing this haiku
or you for reading
me for writing this haiku
or you for reading
Haiku #34563, by ash
February 22, 2006 6:36 am ET
February 22, 2006 6:36 am ET
infecting the world
like the hiv virus
dumb repetition
like the hiv virus
dumb repetition
Haiku #34562, by ash
February 22, 2006 6:35 am ET
February 22, 2006 6:35 am ET
If stupidity
Equals violence then US
How many gun deaths
Equals violence then US
How many gun deaths
Haiku #34561, by Anonymous Poet
February 22, 2006 5:16 am ET
February 22, 2006 5:16 am ET
On this Earth of ours
Who are the stupidest?
People of us all
Who are the stupidest?
People of us all
Haiku #34560, by Public perception
February 22, 2006 5:14 am ET
February 22, 2006 5:14 am ET
For Americans!
Odessa is in Ukraine
On the Black sea coast
Odessa is in Ukraine
On the Black sea coast
Haiku #34559, by Christ, in Europe! Christ, buy an atlas!
February 22, 2006 5:01 am ET
February 22, 2006 5:01 am ET
75 % of
All teenagers tested in
Odessa has HIV
All teenagers tested in
Odessa has HIV
Haiku #34558, by Anonymous Poet
February 22, 2006 4:43 am ET
February 22, 2006 4:43 am ET
Our surfers are tough
Surf in winter when it snows
Howling gales as well
Surf in winter when it snows
Howling gales as well
Haiku #34557, by William. Waters the same bloody temperature anyway
February 22, 2006 4:31 am ET
February 22, 2006 4:31 am ET
He surfs off Scily
Silly sharks and Englishmen
Basking in coldness
Silly sharks and Englishmen
Basking in coldness
Haiku #34556, by Brady of Toronto
February 21, 2006 9:42 pm ET
February 21, 2006 9:42 pm ET
No, he didn't surf
Katsushika Hokusai
These things go in waves
Katsushika Hokusai
These things go in waves
Haiku #34555, by Brady of Toronto
February 21, 2006 9:33 pm ET
February 21, 2006 9:33 pm ET
A circle of jerks
Engaged in a daisy chain
Crass pollination
Engaged in a daisy chain
Crass pollination
Haiku #34554, by Lush
February 21, 2006 3:20 pm ET
February 21, 2006 3:20 pm ET
Mouth over cat
Haiku #34553, by Lost Boy
February 21, 2006 2:39 pm ET
February 21, 2006 2:39 pm ET
Starting to wake up,
I yawn, stretch and scratch my nuts.
Shit! It
I yawn, stretch and scratch my nuts.
Shit! It
Haiku #34552, by office troll
February 21, 2006 2:34 pm ET
February 21, 2006 2:34 pm ET
I hang upside down,
let the tar drain from my lungs.
I smoke far too much.
let the tar drain from my lungs.
I smoke far too much.
Haiku #34551, by gurgle bat
February 21, 2006 2:27 pm ET
February 21, 2006 2:27 pm ET
My coffee is cold.
I microwave it again.
My coffee is warm.
I microwave it again.
My coffee is warm.
Haiku #34550, by perpetual java
February 21, 2006 2:09 pm ET
February 21, 2006 2:09 pm ET
I lay on the bed
and float up to the ceiling.
It
and float up to the ceiling.
It
Haiku #34549, by The Urban Spaceman
February 21, 2006 1:56 pm ET
February 21, 2006 1:56 pm ET
How
Haiku #34548, by Anonymous Poet
February 21, 2006 10:16 am ET
February 21, 2006 10:16 am ET
We just had coffee
I am still in love with her
Miss my ex lover
I am still in love with her
Miss my ex lover
Haiku #34547, by She
February 21, 2006 10:12 am ET
February 21, 2006 10:12 am ET
Our sea
Haiku #34546, by William Nippress even in a wet suit
February 21, 2006 9:16 am ET
February 21, 2006 9:16 am ET
Teetering madness
I just ignore my problems
Hope they go away
I just ignore my problems
Hope they go away
Haiku #34545, by Who
February 21, 2006 9:09 am ET
February 21, 2006 9:09 am ET
How was I to know?
It
It
Haiku #34544, by vomiting William Nippress
February 21, 2006 9:02 am ET
February 21, 2006 9:02 am ET
streams of consciousness
strange tangential communions
contagious madness
strange tangential communions
contagious madness
Haiku #34543, by ash
February 21, 2006 7:34 am ET
February 21, 2006 7:34 am ET
i write about surf
using the vernacular
and you chuck that up
using the vernacular
and you chuck that up
Haiku #34542, by ash
February 21, 2006 7:13 am ET
February 21, 2006 7:13 am ET
Call to God
Haiku #34541, by Every bathroom has one
February 21, 2006 6:26 am ET
February 21, 2006 6:26 am ET
i was fully sick
that looked awesome she told me
scorching right hander
that looked awesome she told me
scorching right hander
Haiku #34540, by ash
February 21, 2006 5:48 am ET
February 21, 2006 5:48 am ET
Just wait it
Haiku #34539, by Who the hell wants a sports car when your aged 70
February 21, 2006 5:00 am ET
February 21, 2006 5:00 am ET
How am I doing?
My life, all that it could be?
Is there more than this?
My life, all that it could be?
Is there more than this?
Haiku #34538, by Sometimes I just sit and think and sometimes I just sit
February 21, 2006 4:45 am ET
February 21, 2006 4:45 am ET
I spin on one foot
Just looking for a way out
It
Just looking for a way out
It
Haiku #34537, by William Nippress
February 21, 2006 4:40 am ET
February 21, 2006 4:40 am ET
Memorable haiku.
No! Funny absolutely.
And sometimes profound.
No! Funny absolutely.
And sometimes profound.
Haiku #34536, by William Nippress
February 21, 2006 4:33 am ET
February 21, 2006 4:33 am ET
Defenestration.
A window onto the world,
Literally. Splat!
A window onto the world,
Literally. Splat!
Haiku #34535, by Lush
February 20, 2006 5:17 pm ET
February 20, 2006 5:17 pm ET
This dyslexia
It no is matter laughing
Cure for be can found
It no is matter laughing
Cure for be can found
Haiku #34534, by Brady of Toronto
February 20, 2006 4:09 pm ET
February 20, 2006 4:09 pm ET
Semaphore haiku
\./ _./ \. ._ - "Five more! Seven more! Five more!"
\ /
Aerobic meter
\./ _./ \. ._ - "Five more! Seven more! Five more!"
\ /
Aerobic meter
Haiku #34533, by Brady of Toronto
February 20, 2006 4:00 pm ET
February 20, 2006 4:00 pm ET
Listen up Cheney
The phrase is 'The buck stops here'
_Not: 'The buckshot's here'
The phrase is 'The buck stops here'
_Not: 'The buckshot's here'
Haiku #34532, by Brady of Toronto
February 20, 2006 3:33 pm ET
February 20, 2006 3:33 pm ET
parthenogenic
Like Christ and 'Whip-Tail Lizards'
Both clones of their mom
Like Christ and 'Whip-Tail Lizards'
Both clones of their mom
Haiku #34531, by Brady of Toronto
February 20, 2006 3:21 pm ET
February 20, 2006 3:21 pm ET
See Dick. See Dick hunt.
Quail not duck. Duck harry duck
He didn't duck, Dick.
Quail not duck. Duck harry duck
He didn't duck, Dick.
Life is no more than
a sexually transmitted,
terminal disease.
>
Raw flesh exposed weeps,
the loins stabbed and injected
with life
a sexually transmitted,
terminal disease.
>
Raw flesh exposed weeps,
the loins stabbed and injected
with life
Haiku #34529, by Mr Happy
February 20, 2006 12:25 pm ET
February 20, 2006 12:25 pm ET
Stiff opposition
in the ring: one submission,
one throbbing sphincter.
in the ring: one submission,
one throbbing sphincter.
Haiku #34528, by Pokeaman of Sodom
February 20, 2006 11:36 am ET
February 20, 2006 11:36 am ET
dyslexic poet
you know it's the thought that counts
and thus you fcuk up
you know it's the thought that counts
and thus you fcuk up
Haiku #34527, by ash
February 20, 2006 8:39 am ET
February 20, 2006 8:39 am ET