BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
13 Years
88 Days
and
46157 Haikus
later...
aye the captain said
I'll go down with me ship..arggghh
into the deep blue
Haiku #39213, by something else in there
June 15, 2007 10:07 pm ET

like no other sun
going down by way of love
fire burns out slow
Haiku #39212, by and the moon goes with
June 15, 2007 10:04 pm ET

it's allright okay
take what's real and leave the pain
as long as you can
Haiku #39211, by lost sighted ships
June 15, 2007 9:59 pm ET

owing nothing to
the well of biting dust days
buckets come up clean
Haiku #39210, by make a wish
June 15, 2007 8:31 pm ET

haiku

39199
When read in isolation
It does not make sense
*
Specifically
It was for an idiot
Who was there, then gone
*
He may come back soon
But he will go just as quick
Waste of time really
Haiku #39209, by William Nippress
June 15, 2007 12:48 pm ET

reminder's of fun
some things to be put aside
priorities first
Haiku #39208, by ah shit :(
June 14, 2007 5:34 pm ET

quite innovative
spaghettimonsterriding
back to jimmie's days
Haiku #39207, by Austrian of enuff is enuff
June 14, 2007 5:01 pm ET

carlos reygadas
i want to see your movie
mexican love scene
Haiku #39206, by Austrian film enthusiast of Outback
June 14, 2007 4:24 pm ET

portugese oxbow
deep red neurotoxic fluid
move like a blue fish
Haiku #39205, by Austrian Port consumer
June 14, 2007 4:21 pm ET

le hip hop francais
dear heinz reich of fm4
not always peaceful
Haiku #39204, by Austrian fan of zik/xxl of Better Informed than radio guy, hehe
June 14, 2007 4:15 pm ET

I have found the way
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Delicious heaven
Haiku #39203, by geekengineer of stupid Virginia
June 14, 2007 12:25 pm ET

mountains and molehills
very different in nature
the are not the same
Haiku #39202, by let it be what it is
June 14, 2007 10:17 am ET

Little pools of piss
Collects in stagnant puddles
It stinks a little
*
All lower life forms
Piss where they sleep, they like it
They feel like its home
*
You just pinch your nose
For any bad smell, that
Haiku #39199, by William Nippress
June 14, 2007 6:31 am ET

methods of still life
desire sweet fetching blows
make paintings wild
Haiku #39189, by sails of a path
June 13, 2007 10:15 pm ET

blue fish Is living
in the hoof print of an ox
seeing nothing more
Haiku #39188, by Mino Mino Mino of Canada
June 13, 2007 8:34 pm ET

Constantly changing
The world and my place in it
Where will I be next?
Haiku #39187, by Dancing Fool
June 13, 2007 4:53 pm ET

to focus on the
right things, to feel the new life
to leave old dead skiens...
Haiku #39186, by Mox
June 13, 2007 3:31 pm ET

somehow in the end
when it comes to pasta it
makes life worth living
Haiku #39185, by Mox
June 13, 2007 2:47 pm ET

empty empathy
sympathy apathy, void
I feel like hash browns
Haiku #39184, by Mox
June 13, 2007 2:29 pm ET

paris exposion
reign's inevitable fall
female decadence
Haiku #39183, by Austrian Amateur of Mythology
June 13, 2007 5:15 am ET

I wish I looked like
that Vicky's Secret hottie
don't say... you wish too
Haiku #39182, by or i will punch you
June 12, 2007 10:46 pm ET

finding out true first
the reals when real is really
rather than after
Haiku #39181, by dark before the dawn
June 12, 2007 9:52 pm ET

why does a wet dog
linger of this 80's scent
of getting a perm??
Haiku #39180, by peee yuuu
June 12, 2007 6:28 pm ET

my favorite season
would be autumn...colors
please this cat like red crab
Haiku #39179, by ComiCat of Jerzey
June 12, 2007 3:44 pm ET

there are many strange
changes but leaves turn red
snow falls, spring comes back
Haiku #39178, by Mox
June 12, 2007 2:19 pm ET

evil depression
let us think positively
live long and prosper
Haiku #39177, by Depressed Austrian of Depressing Haiku
June 12, 2007 1:01 pm ET

There
Haiku #39176, by William Nippress
June 12, 2007 6:43 am ET

are you referring
to little miss sunshine folk?
am i right or wrong?
Haiku #39175, by Austrian of closed question
June 12, 2007 5:07 am ET

her first time ever
stage lights and all those people
wearing her tutu

go on..go fishing
you made your own decision
you selfish bastard

keep saying your words
guys just don't do that dance shit
this one really hurts

I'll eat this mistake
she wont even know you're gone
she'll be beautiful

but I pray you grow
'cause she and he will catch on
and I pray for me



Haiku #39174, by just so angry..therapy sorry
June 11, 2007 11:56 pm ET

can't erase my shapes
where they are ever after
at home or away
Haiku #39173, by powder puff
June 11, 2007 11:45 pm ET

i've been off the air
the surf has been too sucky
i had gone to ground
Haiku #39172, by ash
June 11, 2007 7:12 pm ET

demonstrate, replicate
set the tone, sit back and wait
can't resist kosheen
Haiku #39171, by Austrian of offshore
June 11, 2007 7:01 pm ET

wolken gleich wir ziehn
wohin sanfter wind uns tr
Haiku #39170, by Austrian of bordellless
June 11, 2007 6:14 pm ET

underestimate
nipple pressing folks and your
nipples shall be squeezed
Haiku #39169, by Austrian Ritter of Neighbourless Area
June 11, 2007 5:26 pm ET

picking up branches
cut down from the old apple
tree, to mow the lawn
Haiku #39168, by Mox
June 11, 2007 3:44 pm ET

I
Haiku #39167, by William Nippress
June 11, 2007 1:48 pm ET

whoop, yell, howl and scream
nice long walks through fields and streams
wide open spaces
Haiku #39166, by are very nice
June 11, 2007 1:19 pm ET

wide open spaces may
make good neighbors when if 500
miles from such folks
Haiku #39165, by Mox
June 11, 2007 11:45 am ET

I'm not sure what to
set down in words, pasting on
linegraphiti
Haiku #39164, by Mox
June 11, 2007 11:44 am ET

fertile himmelbeet
big fat stinking kakarottes
where have they all gone
Haiku #39163, by Austrian of course
June 11, 2007 9:38 am ET

murderous sea waves
cheap haiku self therapy
go below surface?
Haiku #39162, by Austrian Existenzanalyst of Austrian submarine shop
June 11, 2007 9:00 am ET

William Nippress
There's lots you don't know about
Might really shock you
Haiku #39161, by guess of everywhere
June 10, 2007 6:34 pm ET

Hey, Oesterreicher!
Wo wohnst Du denn..
In Himmel? In Bett?
Haiku #39160, by DP Fab of ich kann auch Deutsch
June 10, 2007 6:31 pm ET

great big filthy mess
streets, hearts, air... spilling over
mother nature sighs
Haiku #39159, by cleanyourworldanddontcomeoutuntilitsdone
June 10, 2007 11:24 am ET

Now I want to sleep,
In dreams I play happily,
Nightmares are away.
Haiku #39158, by It fits in two Languages
June 10, 2007 9:23 am ET

Hey where are you Ash?
So long since you submitted
You OK? Your missed
Haiku #39157, by William Nippress
June 10, 2007 9:03 am ET

Dee Plee Fab

Creative instinct
Will find a way to exist
Why in public, here?
*
Perhaps we need it
What better test could we have?
Than by fellow man
*
Brutal prejudice
Some honest and some helpful
Always a challenge
Haiku #39156, by Dancing Fool up from my knees
June 10, 2007 8:59 am ET

seeing up on toes
stretched almost apart to feel
away from below
Haiku #39155, by positive on a negative
June 9, 2007 10:31 pm ET

his love is poison
his fighting never ending
his chains never break
Haiku #39154, by just kill me already
June 9, 2007 10:29 pm ET

whispy flow of hopes
drapes swing sounds of open air
come in and welcome


Haiku #39153, by free songs inside
June 9, 2007 10:25 pm ET