Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

aye the captain said
I'll go down with me ship..arggghh
into the deep blue
Haiku # 39213, June 15, 2007 10:07 pm ET
by something else in there
like no other sun
going down by way of love
fire burns out slow
Haiku # 39212, June 15, 2007 10:04 pm ET
by and the moon goes with
it's allright okay
take what's real and leave the pain
as long as you can
Haiku # 39211, June 15, 2007 9:59 pm ET
by lost sighted ships
owing nothing to
the well of biting dust days
buckets come up clean
Haiku # 39210, June 15, 2007 8:31 pm ET
by make a wish
haiku

39199
When read in isolation
It does not make sense
*
Specifically
It was for an idiot
Who was there, then gone
*
He may come back soon
But he will go just as quick
Waste of time really
Haiku # 39209, June 15, 2007 12:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
reminder's of fun
some things to be put aside
priorities first
Haiku # 39208, June 14, 2007 5:34 pm ET
by ah shit :(
quite innovative
spaghettimonsterriding
back to jimmie's days
Haiku # 39207, June 14, 2007 5:01 pm ET
by Austrian of enuff is enuff
carlos reygadas
i want to see your movie
mexican love scene
Haiku # 39206, June 14, 2007 4:24 pm ET
by Austrian film enthusiast of Outback
portugese oxbow
deep red neurotoxic fluid
move like a blue fish
Haiku # 39205, June 14, 2007 4:21 pm ET
by Austrian Port consumer
le hip hop francais
dear heinz reich of fm4
not always peaceful
Haiku # 39204, June 14, 2007 4:15 pm ET
by Austrian fan of zik/xxl of Better Informed than radio guy, hehe
I have found the way
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Delicious heaven
Haiku # 39203, June 14, 2007 12:25 pm ET
by geekengineer of stupid Virginia
mountains and molehills
very different in nature
the are not the same
Haiku # 39202, June 14, 2007 10:17 am ET
by let it be what it is
Little pools of piss
Collects in stagnant puddles
It stinks a little
*
All lower life forms
Piss where they sleep, they like it
They feel like its home
*
You just pinch your nose
For any bad smell, that
Haiku # 39199, June 14, 2007 6:31 am ET
by William Nippress
methods of still life
desire sweet fetching blows
make paintings wild
Haiku # 39189, June 13, 2007 10:15 pm ET
by sails of a path
blue fish Is living
in the hoof print of an ox
seeing nothing more
Haiku # 39188, June 13, 2007 8:34 pm ET
by Mino Mino Mino of Canada
Constantly changing
The world and my place in it
Where will I be next?
Haiku # 39187, June 13, 2007 4:53 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
to focus on the
right things, to feel the new life
to leave old dead skiens...
Haiku # 39186, June 13, 2007 3:31 pm ET
by Mox
somehow in the end
when it comes to pasta it
makes life worth living
Haiku # 39185, June 13, 2007 2:47 pm ET
by Mox
empty empathy
sympathy apathy, void
I feel like hash browns
Haiku # 39184, June 13, 2007 2:29 pm ET
by Mox
paris exposion
reign's inevitable fall
female decadence
Haiku # 39183, June 13, 2007 5:15 am ET
by Austrian Amateur of Mythology
I wish I looked like
that Vicky's Secret hottie
don't say... you wish too
Haiku # 39182, June 12, 2007 10:46 pm ET
by or i will punch you
finding out true first
the reals when real is really
rather than after
Haiku # 39181, June 12, 2007 9:52 pm ET
by dark before the dawn
why does a wet dog
linger of this 80's scent
of getting a perm??
Haiku # 39180, June 12, 2007 6:28 pm ET
by peee yuuu
my favorite season
would be autumn...colors
please this cat like red crab
Haiku # 39179, June 12, 2007 3:44 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
there are many strange
changes but leaves turn red
snow falls, spring comes back
Haiku # 39178, June 12, 2007 2:19 pm ET
by Mox
evil depression
let us think positively
live long and prosper
Haiku # 39177, June 12, 2007 1:01 pm ET
by Depressed Austrian of Depressing Haiku
There
Haiku # 39176, June 12, 2007 6:43 am ET
by William Nippress
are you referring
to little miss sunshine folk?
am i right or wrong?
Haiku # 39175, June 12, 2007 5:07 am ET
by Austrian of closed question
her first time ever
stage lights and all those people
wearing her tutu

go on..go fishing
you made your own decision
you selfish bastard

keep saying your words
guys just don't do that dance shit
this one really hurts

I'll eat this mistake
she wont even know you're gone
she'll be beautiful

but I pray you grow
'cause she and he will catch on
and I pray for me



Haiku # 39174, June 11, 2007 11:56 pm ET
by just so angry..therapy sorry
can't erase my shapes
where they are ever after
at home or away
Haiku # 39173, June 11, 2007 11:45 pm ET
by powder puff
i've been off the air
the surf has been too sucky
i had gone to ground
Haiku # 39172, June 11, 2007 7:12 pm ET
by ash
demonstrate, replicate
set the tone, sit back and wait
can't resist kosheen
Haiku # 39171, June 11, 2007 7:01 pm ET
by Austrian of offshore
wolken gleich wir ziehn
wohin sanfter wind uns tr
Haiku # 39170, June 11, 2007 6:14 pm ET
by Austrian of bordellless
underestimate
nipple pressing folks and your
nipples shall be squeezed
Haiku # 39169, June 11, 2007 5:26 pm ET
by Austrian Ritter of Neighbourless Area
picking up branches
cut down from the old apple
tree, to mow the lawn
Haiku # 39168, June 11, 2007 3:44 pm ET
by Mox
I
Haiku # 39167, June 11, 2007 1:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
whoop, yell, howl and scream
nice long walks through fields and streams
wide open spaces
Haiku # 39166, June 11, 2007 1:19 pm ET
by are very nice
wide open spaces may
make good neighbors when if 500
miles from such folks
Haiku # 39165, June 11, 2007 11:45 am ET
by Mox
I'm not sure what to
set down in words, pasting on
linegraphiti
Haiku # 39164, June 11, 2007 11:44 am ET
by Mox
fertile himmelbeet
big fat stinking kakarottes
where have they all gone
Haiku # 39163, June 11, 2007 9:38 am ET
by Austrian of course
murderous sea waves
cheap haiku self therapy
go below surface?
Haiku # 39162, June 11, 2007 9:00 am ET
by Austrian Existenzanalyst of Austrian submarine shop
William Nippress
There's lots you don't know about
Might really shock you
Haiku # 39161, June 10, 2007 6:34 pm ET
by guess of everywhere
Hey, Oesterreicher!
Wo wohnst Du denn..
In Himmel? In Bett?
Haiku # 39160, June 10, 2007 6:31 pm ET
by DP Fab of ich kann auch Deutsch
great big filthy mess
streets, hearts, air... spilling over
mother nature sighs
Haiku # 39159, June 10, 2007 11:24 am ET
by cleanyourworldanddontcomeoutuntilitsdone
Now I want to sleep,
In dreams I play happily,
Nightmares are away.
Haiku # 39158, June 10, 2007 9:23 am ET
by It fits in two Languages
Hey where are you Ash?
So long since you submitted
You OK? Your missed
Haiku # 39157, June 10, 2007 9:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Dee Plee Fab

Creative instinct
Will find a way to exist
Why in public, here?
*
Perhaps we need it
What better test could we have?
Than by fellow man
*
Brutal prejudice
Some honest and some helpful
Always a challenge
Haiku # 39156, June 10, 2007 8:59 am ET
by Dancing Fool up from my knees
seeing up on toes
stretched almost apart to feel
away from below
Haiku # 39155, June 9, 2007 10:31 pm ET
by positive on a negative
his love is poison
his fighting never ending
his chains never break
Haiku # 39154, June 9, 2007 10:29 pm ET
by just kill me already
whispy flow of hopes
drapes swing sounds of open air
come in and welcome


Haiku # 39153, June 9, 2007 10:25 pm ET
by free songs inside
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