Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76968 Haiku later...

Saying "bad haiku".
That is far too redundant.
All haiku are bad.
Haiku # 50831, March 20, 2014 7:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Treading the booger fields of snotdom and nostril hairs
Ideas, thoughts, feelings
Hover all day, and at night,
Spin like toilet water
Haiku # 50830, March 19, 2014 5:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A dyslexic gay man saved up for a vacation to Geneva. After looking around he was very disappointed; there was no large hardon collider.
Haiku # 50829, March 19, 2014 4:53 pm ET
by evil bastard of New Jersey
I am back again,
I am Bob the Snob of the
Interet. Oh yes.

I haven't been here,
In years and years, I cannot
Believe this site's up!

Search for my name,
It's a nostalgia trip man.
I was here in grade 6.

And now I'm a man,
Already eighteen, oh man...
Time passes so fast.

And yet I live on,
By my pseudonym, on here.
Bob the Snob, hello.

I'm back, oh I'm back,
But not really for long, folks,
Just a look, now bye.

Seriously though,
Search my name here, it's crazy,
My posts from long past.
Haiku # 50828, March 18, 2014 9:46 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
What a lame band name.
Try Midgets Fisting Kittens.
You'll go platinum!
Haiku # 50827, March 17, 2014 6:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Coming to your town!
My latest band named;Seal Fist.
We have no banjo.
Haiku # 50826, March 17, 2014 1:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I need your money.
I need it more than you do.
Whores ain't cheap, you know.
Haiku # 50825, March 16, 2014 9:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who is this "Jesus".
The Yangtze river dolphin
has died for your sins.
Haiku # 50824, March 16, 2014 9:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Grande chai latte.
Double shot frappuccino.
Yes, I want whip cream!
Haiku # 50823, March 16, 2014 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Big fuckin' cold waves.
They are not wearing wet suits.
I'm glad I'm not them.
Haiku # 50822, March 16, 2014 8:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What is the shelf-life
Of a medical hard-on?
I think three minutes.

You will not please her.
Not with your shriveled up junk.
Buy her a dildo.
Haiku # 50821, March 16, 2014 8:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Welcome!
cialis shelf life ,
Haiku # 50820, March 16, 2014 4:55 am ET
by trrueyre of USA
Duck-billed platypus.
Is there any other kind?
Poison spurs scratch you.
Haiku # 50819, March 15, 2014 5:22 pm ET
by Ornithorhynchus anatinus of Yo momma's house.
Aunt Bea baking cakes.
Shogun, Desert, corrupt cop.
Turn signal for goats.
Haiku # 50818, March 15, 2014 3:10 am ET
by Transbingo Uncola
Angry breaking waves.
Snow on distant mountain top.
Dumb asses in boats.
Haiku # 50817, March 15, 2014 1:32 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Sorry butt...
yomomma.com
Haiku # 50816, March 14, 2014 11:27 am ET
by Yo Momma! of New Jersey, of course
Haiku # 50815, March 14, 2014 3:54 am ET
by tytrtyuy of USA
Dot made space erased.
Perhaps erased shapes replaced.
Bystanders face maced.
Haiku # 50814, March 13, 2014 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Winter thaw and freeze
Make icicle in the breeze
Yellow when he pees
Haiku # 50813, March 13, 2014 11:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let's all give it up.
We can go live in the trees.
What peace we would find.
Haiku # 50812, March 13, 2014 5:23 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Unaffordable Health Care Act
Haiku # 50811, March 13, 2014 11:42 am ET
by yoteipyr of USA
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Haiku # 50810, March 13, 2014 10:17 am ET
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Haiku # 50809, March 13, 2014 10:16 am ET
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Haiku # 50808, March 13, 2014 10:15 am ET
by . of .
You should not use those.
Not in a haiku, at least.
Exclamation marks.
Haiku # 50807, March 12, 2014 8:46 pm ET
by Frog on lily pad.
Black centaur giraffe!
That is what you want to be.
You'd slam dunk all day.

Your dick would be huge!
"He's hung like a black giraffe!"
Ladies would line up!
Haiku # 50806, March 11, 2014 10:21 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
Want to be giraffe
so I can play basketball
But I wouldn't have hands
Haiku # 50805, March 11, 2014 1:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Maybe in next life
you will come back as monkey.
Good luck to you then.
Haiku # 50804, March 11, 2014 11:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I don't get you, man.
What's wrong with raping monkeys?
The monkeys don't mind.
Haiku # 50803, March 10, 2014 8:31 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
What a nice website.
A bunch of monkey rapers.
Offspring will be cute.
Haiku # 50802, March 9, 2014 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Good site,
20 mg cialis ,
Haiku # 50801, March 8, 2014 9:13 am ET
by prttrruu of USA
Identity man
Drinking from the sick bottle
Smoking away life
Haiku # 50800, March 8, 2014 1:57 am ET
by Denver sucks
Hippo investment,
is risky proposition.
Roaches are safe bet.
Haiku # 50799, March 8, 2014 12:05 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Modern Dentistry
for our sad monkey butler
simply costs too much
Haiku # 50798, March 7, 2014 12:40 am ET
by Trident Gum
The Amish are right.
Easy techno life is sin.
Poisons fill our veins.
Haiku # 50797, March 7, 2014 12:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Poison for dollars
Thanks you so much Monsanto
You evil bastards
Haiku # 50796, March 6, 2014 6:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The faster we post
more haiku, the faster the
song's off the home page.

Oh well, at least it's
not rhino porn by sunset.
Gotta luv YouTube.
Haiku # 50795, March 6, 2014 9:21 am ET
by .
I would be hot if...
You were a rhinoceros;
You would be horny.

Haiku # 50794, March 6, 2014 9:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rhinoceros love?
how hot could that really be,
with the sun setting?
Haiku # 50793, March 6, 2014 8:25 am ET
by The master of taking things literally
Canadian man.
Canadian Viagra.
Resulting phallus.
Haiku # 50792, March 6, 2014 8:17 am ET
by dig bick of Canada?
beneficiary
plenipotentiary
hippopotamus
Haiku # 50791, March 6, 2014 8:14 am ET
by This poem is about a hippo which has been invested with full powers, and is trying to help you.
Haiku # 50790, March 6, 2014 7:58 am ET
by iyuuerye of USA
But there must be good!
Like hot rhinoceros love,
in the setting sun.
Haiku # 50789, March 5, 2014 8:50 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
There is no evil.
There are only predators
and their whining prey.

May commie zombies
Rip you up and eat your brains.
And you'll be one too!
Haiku # 50788, March 3, 2014 7:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 50787, March 3, 2014 12:14 am ET
by .
goofed up last haiku
it was supposed to say this:
"dawson will kill you"
Haiku # 50786, March 2, 2014 5:00 pm ET
by John Madden of the USSR
goddamn communists
why dont you die already
dawson kill you
Haiku # 50785, March 2, 2014 4:58 pm ET
by John Madden of the USSR
To have an orgy,
You need to have more than one.
This is a bate fest!

Original geek:
Man who bites heads off chickens.
Could that be you then?

"It takes a tough man
To make a tender chicken."
--Frank Parsons Perdue

Mankind will never be truly free until the last box of Twinkies is eaten by the last cockroach.

Haiku # 50784, March 2, 2014 1:21 pm ET
by evi1 - a novel about you of Newt Gingrich still fucks goats.
There was an error
in my previous haiku.
See what eel-hate does?
Haiku # 50783, March 1, 2014 9:30 pm ET
by Miller von Crane of Whale's Vagina
It's a shame, really,
What could have been. But eel
hatred ends us all.
Haiku # 50782, March 1, 2014 9:26 pm ET
by Miller von Crane of Whale's Vagina
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