Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 154 Days and 77034 Haiku later...

Vaginoriffic!
Sublimy slimy funk blast.
Hairs stuck in my teeth.
Haiku # 50846, March 28, 2014 6:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boner pills are great!
I eat them like they're candy
and wear baggy pants.
Haiku # 50845, March 27, 2014 10:09 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of Perpetual Erection Machine
Haiku # 50844, March 27, 2014 4:49 am ET
by uowyouyy of USA
I am a racist!
I hate the whole human race.
Now give me your cash!
Haiku # 50843, March 27, 2014 1:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nobody should rob
Nobody should be racist
But they do and are.
Haiku # 50842, March 26, 2014 11:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'd rather be robbed
by a black man with a gun
than cracker with pen.

Damn lawyers and banks!
They are the true robbers here.
My paycheck is gone.
Haiku # 50841, March 26, 2014 10:30 pm ET
by Fuck Whitey! of Down in Deep South, Lookin' for White Women.
Black persons gather,
Can't go night witohut robbin'
Them honest white folk.
Haiku # 50840, March 26, 2014 12:01 pm ET
by Filip
I wear white Speedos.
I like to show off my junk.
Pardon the skid marks.
Haiku # 50839, March 23, 2014 8:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Like it or not; Spring!
So much better than winter.
Time to wear Speedos
Haiku # 50838, March 23, 2014 2:07 pm ET
by Euro Beach Bear
This is my planet.
You've overstayed your welcome.
Please go and stay gone.
Haiku # 50837, March 22, 2014 3:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Guns are like douche bags.
When there is trouble at hand,
They can cause haiku.

Haiku # 50836, March 22, 2014 3:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bad itch in my eye
I am going to cry *sniff*
More salt hurts worse, mom!
Haiku # 50834, March 22, 2014 9:58 am ET
by Roberuto_Renga of plains of despair
See sleepy people
Wee sheep seeking through peephole
Meek peeks at chic freaks
Haiku # 50833, March 22, 2014 3:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku are like guns.
In the hands of a douche bag,
They can cause trouble.
Haiku # 50832, March 20, 2014 8:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Saying "bad haiku".
That is far too redundant.
All haiku are bad.
Haiku # 50831, March 20, 2014 7:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Treading the booger fields of snotdom and nostril hairs
Ideas, thoughts, feelings
Hover all day, and at night,
Spin like toilet water
Haiku # 50830, March 19, 2014 5:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A dyslexic gay man saved up for a vacation to Geneva. After looking around he was very disappointed; there was no large hardon collider.
Haiku # 50829, March 19, 2014 4:53 pm ET
by evil bastard of New Jersey
I am back again,
I am Bob the Snob of the
Interet. Oh yes.

I haven't been here,
In years and years, I cannot
Believe this site's up!

Search for my name,
It's a nostalgia trip man.
I was here in grade 6.

And now I'm a man,
Already eighteen, oh man...
Time passes so fast.

And yet I live on,
By my pseudonym, on here.
Bob the Snob, hello.

I'm back, oh I'm back,
But not really for long, folks,
Just a look, now bye.

Seriously though,
Search my name here, it's crazy,
My posts from long past.
Haiku # 50828, March 18, 2014 9:46 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
What a lame band name.
Try Midgets Fisting Kittens.
You'll go platinum!
Haiku # 50827, March 17, 2014 6:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Coming to your town!
My latest band named;Seal Fist.
We have no banjo.
Haiku # 50826, March 17, 2014 1:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I need your money.
I need it more than you do.
Whores ain't cheap, you know.
Haiku # 50825, March 16, 2014 9:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who is this "Jesus".
The Yangtze river dolphin
has died for your sins.
Haiku # 50824, March 16, 2014 9:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Grande chai latte.
Double shot frappuccino.
Yes, I want whip cream!
Haiku # 50823, March 16, 2014 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Big fuckin' cold waves.
They are not wearing wet suits.
I'm glad I'm not them.
Haiku # 50822, March 16, 2014 8:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What is the shelf-life
Of a medical hard-on?
I think three minutes.

You will not please her.
Not with your shriveled up junk.
Buy her a dildo.
Haiku # 50821, March 16, 2014 8:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Welcome!
cialis shelf life ,
Haiku # 50820, March 16, 2014 4:55 am ET
by trrueyre of USA
Duck-billed platypus.
Is there any other kind?
Poison spurs scratch you.
Haiku # 50819, March 15, 2014 5:22 pm ET
by Ornithorhynchus anatinus of Yo momma's house.
Aunt Bea baking cakes.
Shogun, Desert, corrupt cop.
Turn signal for goats.
Haiku # 50818, March 15, 2014 3:10 am ET
by Transbingo Uncola
Angry breaking waves.
Snow on distant mountain top.
Dumb asses in boats.
Haiku # 50817, March 15, 2014 1:32 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Sorry butt...
yomomma.com
Haiku # 50816, March 14, 2014 11:27 am ET
by Yo Momma! of New Jersey, of course
Haiku # 50815, March 14, 2014 3:54 am ET
by tytrtyuy of USA
Dot made space erased.
Perhaps erased shapes replaced.
Bystanders face maced.
Haiku # 50814, March 13, 2014 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Winter thaw and freeze
Make icicle in the breeze
Yellow when he pees
Haiku # 50813, March 13, 2014 11:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let's all give it up.
We can go live in the trees.
What peace we would find.
Haiku # 50812, March 13, 2014 5:23 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Unaffordable Health Care Act
Haiku # 50811, March 13, 2014 11:42 am ET
by yoteipyr of USA
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Haiku # 50810, March 13, 2014 10:17 am ET
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Haiku # 50809, March 13, 2014 10:16 am ET
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Haiku # 50808, March 13, 2014 10:15 am ET
by . of .
You should not use those.
Not in a haiku, at least.
Exclamation marks.
Haiku # 50807, March 12, 2014 8:46 pm ET
by Frog on lily pad.
Black centaur giraffe!
That is what you want to be.
You'd slam dunk all day.

Your dick would be huge!
"He's hung like a black giraffe!"
Ladies would line up!
Haiku # 50806, March 11, 2014 10:21 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
Want to be giraffe
so I can play basketball
But I wouldn't have hands
Haiku # 50805, March 11, 2014 1:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Maybe in next life
you will come back as monkey.
Good luck to you then.
Haiku # 50804, March 11, 2014 11:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I don't get you, man.
What's wrong with raping monkeys?
The monkeys don't mind.
Haiku # 50803, March 10, 2014 8:31 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
What a nice website.
A bunch of monkey rapers.
Offspring will be cute.
Haiku # 50802, March 9, 2014 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Good site,
20 mg cialis ,
Haiku # 50801, March 8, 2014 9:13 am ET
by prttrruu of USA
Identity man
Drinking from the sick bottle
Smoking away life
Haiku # 50800, March 8, 2014 1:57 am ET
by Denver sucks
Hippo investment,
is risky proposition.
Roaches are safe bet.
Haiku # 50799, March 8, 2014 12:05 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Modern Dentistry
for our sad monkey butler
simply costs too much
Haiku # 50798, March 7, 2014 12:40 am ET
by Trident Gum
The Amish are right.
Easy techno life is sin.
Poisons fill our veins.
Haiku # 50797, March 7, 2014 12:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Poison for dollars
Thanks you so much Monsanto
You evil bastards
Haiku # 50796, March 6, 2014 6:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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