Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

Read my bird like words.
Flittering around, pooping
On your minds' windshield
Haiku # 51036, July 8, 2014 12:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Here's a correction:
Say "I need to learn me some".
You'll sound more smarter.
Haiku # 51031, July 4, 2014 9:50 am ET
by Darth Figpucker, Inc. of Not where I want to be.
Propane combustion.
Carbon dioxide cookoff.
Imminent demise.

Self-oxidizer.
Detonation enjoyment.
Have a happy Fourth.
Haiku # 51030, July 4, 2014 9:43 am ET
by Darth Figpucker, Inc. of Russian Brothel
I am not too smart.
Do big words make good poems?
I need to learn some.
Haiku # 51027, July 3, 2014 4:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You are child of wind
Replicate at your own cost
Dues paid anyway
Haiku # 51026, July 3, 2014 6:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I like squirrels lots
My mind was consumed by 'bots
Tell me who I am
Haiku # 51024, July 3, 2014 3:06 am ET
by Poof
Right now it looks like WordPress is the top blogging platform available right now. from what I've read Is that what you're using on your blog? ekbfdkkckake
Haiku # 51023, July 3, 2014 2:06 am ET
by wryueoew of USA
worthy misprision
surreptitious rendition
fairness in warfare
Haiku # 51022, July 2, 2014 11:16 pm ET
by Lush
Happy humping frogs.
Their deafening chorus shrieks.
Mire of tadpole soup.
Haiku # 51021, July 2, 2014 3:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You must become art.
Then you will be an artist.
Otherwise you won't.
Haiku # 51020, July 2, 2014 3:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
While reading here, I
wonder "what good can this be?"
Can't pretend to know
Haiku # 51019, July 1, 2014 8:21 pm ET
by Awkward Silence
And He looked on man.
And He was disappointed.
Genesis 6:6.
Haiku # 51017, June 30, 2014 8:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Think only good thoughts.
The perverts will disappear.
God will strike them down.
Haiku # 51016, June 30, 2014 8:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Push the envelope.
Just how bad can haiku be?
VD twat tartar.
Haiku # 51015, June 30, 2014 3:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Children taste yummy.
Albert Fish is my hero.
Dahmer was a punk.
Haiku # 51014, June 30, 2014 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I don't love my wife.
I have better sex with whores.
Marriage is a farce.
Haiku # 51013, June 29, 2014 7:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Awkward Silence sucks
Learn how to count dracula
Lush and V H S
Haiku # 51012, June 29, 2014 2:57 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Escargots basket
Flip Wilson mumbled, god stumbled
I want tartar sauce
Haiku # 51011, June 29, 2014 2:22 am ET
by Awkward Silence
basketed ergot
slipped as I stumbled, tumbled
If I hadn't tripped?
Haiku # 51008, June 27, 2014 5:04 am ET
by Lush
Lush, thou art verily
a macracanthorhynchus
hirudinaceus
Haiku # 51007, June 26, 2014 9:27 pm ET
by :-)
You can pick your nose
You can also pick your friends
But you can't wipe your friends on the back of the couch.
Haiku # 51006, June 26, 2014 9:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You can pick your nose
You can also pick your friends
Can't pick your friend's nose
Haiku # 51005, June 26, 2014 11:15 am ET
by Awkward Silence
devoid of hubris
never found a thing to fake
balderdashing
Haiku # 51003, June 25, 2014 10:12 pm ET
by Lush
Hot Thai girl on bus.
I think "Please don't get boner."
But of course she does.
Haiku # 51000, June 21, 2014 1:14 pm ET
by DF
Are you now flacid?
Perhaps flatulent as well?
Beano Viagra!
Haiku # 50999, June 20, 2014 8:11 am ET
by DF
Extreme eloquence.
Electronic thesaurus.
Penile stimuli.
Haiku # 50998, June 20, 2014 8:08 am ET
by DF
emboldened zealots
a chorus of mud people
clamoring for naught
Haiku # 50997, June 20, 2014 4:33 am ET
by Lush
Alternative fuel
pachyderm flatulence gas
flying like dumbo
Haiku # 50996, June 19, 2014 12:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cut my fingernails,
now I am ready to write.
Must learn to edit.
Haiku # 50995, June 19, 2014 12:18 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
i don't understand
why she just cant get the fact
that she's a cunt.
Haiku # 50993, June 17, 2014 11:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
death is impending
we hasten the doom of earth
with every sperm

the way to save earth
is by using germ warfare
lets start with china

india is next
cheap products and call centers
clean up this planet
Haiku # 50986, June 15, 2014 10:20 am ET
by airborn ebola will save us of My Private Space Station
don't think about it
as it exists regardless
your input is null
Haiku # 50985, June 15, 2014 7:17 am ET
by ash
You cannot stop it.
The alien invasion.
They want our coffee.
Haiku # 50984, June 14, 2014 10:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Philosophically
Cats may, or may not exist
Until they meeeow
Haiku # 50983, June 14, 2014 10:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Like Hannibal Lecter,
I just might have to stab it.
But should I eat it?

Solipsist I am.
I mean, who else could exist?
Well, besides my cat.
Haiku # 50982, June 14, 2014 7:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
horrid portraiture
a sniveling solipsist
awash in disdain
Haiku # 50981, June 14, 2014 1:04 am ET
by Lush
Change a bad habit
Stop humping like a rabbit
Think "steak," and stab it.
Haiku # 50980, June 13, 2014 11:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I made a huge fart.
It rocked the house like thunder.
The spouse was not pleased.
Haiku # 50979, June 12, 2014 4:40 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Flatulence so bad it could cause divorce!
You deserve nothing
Greedy gluttonous goober
Sell your soul for cash
Haiku # 50978, June 12, 2014 2:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sad face is sad face,
I follow this steps,
Or I don't.
Haiku # 50976, June 10, 2014 9:09 am ET
by haniabag
Your sick sunken eyes
Afraid to look at others
Lest you see through them
Haiku # 50974, June 10, 2014 12:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The wind blows poison.
The volcano belches black.
The world is now dead.

































































"Pass the damn Twinkies."
Said a cockroach to his friend.
Yum, gobble, burp, fart.
Haiku # 50973, June 9, 2014 11:53 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
Three penises on the bed
Two penises on the bed
One penis on the bed
Man eater smiled...
Haiku # 50972, June 9, 2014 11:21 am ET
by Marin Muskardin of Zagreb, Croatia
I think you have remarked some very interesting points , appreciate it for the post. ebebgeadkcea
Haiku # 50971, June 9, 2014 8:02 am ET
by uwuuouiw of USA
Three Haiku


Storm

Rain and rain and rain
and rain and rain and rain and
rain and rain and rain . . .


Haiku

No haiku about
trees, snowflakes, apple blossoms
Haiku # 50969, June 8, 2014 12:50 pm ET
by Bruce McRae of Salt Spring island BC
Obama, you fraud!
Glad I did not vote for you
I'm smarter than that
Haiku # 50968, June 8, 2014 5:10 am ET
by Jeff Brenner of California
Playing R.E.M.
"Beans, they constipate my wife"
Lyrics on "Get Up"
Haiku # 50967, June 8, 2014 5:04 am ET
by Jeff Brenner of California
around 160 British pounds each for the meal Sugiyama, 22, who is asexual, voluntarily underwent surgery to have his penis removed

effing copy paste!
Haiku # 50963, June 6, 2014 7:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
around
Haiku # 50962, June 6, 2014 7:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Quality of dick
is better than quantity.
A sackful, harumph!!

Mao Sugiyama cooked his own genitalia and garnished them with mushrooms and parsley
Five guests paid around
Haiku # 50961, June 6, 2014 7:44 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker Lecter
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