Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

Boy do I wonder
How many Viagra ads
There are on here

There is no need for
Your stupid pills and boner
Juice, please leave us now
Haiku # 51060, July 17, 2014 2:30 am ET
by Kave Wixon
My ass has talent.
I can fart with perfect pitch.
And not leave one stain.
Haiku # 51053, July 16, 2014 12:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We're the all singing,
all dancing crap of the world.
Hankey Christmas Poo.
Haiku # 51052, July 15, 2014 11:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The first rule of the
Haiku club is you don't talk
About haiku club
Haiku # 51051, July 15, 2014 12:38 am ET
by Tyler
I met with the guy
He gave me blue crystal meth
Are you Walter White?
Haiku # 51050, July 15, 2014 12:31 am ET
by Jossoy Ponkmon
Germany wins cup
Now athletic supporters
Have drinking excuse
Haiku # 51049, July 13, 2014 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Every bomb used
will create more enemies
than it can destroy.
Haiku # 51048, July 13, 2014 10:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Did I see Alice?
She is down the rabbit hole.
But which pill to take?

Boner pills are great.
I need one that keeps me hard.
Post ejaculate.

If you saw Alice,
you would ejaculate too.
She is just that hot.
Haiku # 51047, July 13, 2014 9:27 am ET
by Will Obama Care pay for my boner pills?
ambient vacuum
where silence assumes the helm
throb throb throb throb mmmm
Haiku # 51046, July 13, 2014 1:50 am ET
by Lush
My garbage ocean
Insatiable desire
Represses all dreams
Haiku # 51045, July 12, 2014 2:02 am ET
by Tractor pull of Sunday at the Rodeo grounds
Did you Cialis?
This is Viagra culture.
I can Levitrate!
Haiku # 51044, July 11, 2014 2:47 pm ET
by Smoke Horny Goat Weed.
The capture scares me,
but I press on, in struggle
to express something
Haiku # 51042, July 10, 2014 3:28 am ET
by Awkward Silence
we don't favour guns
our passive regressive team
censor their actions
Haiku # 51041, July 9, 2014 6:52 am ET
by ash
No, Ash, you are wrong.
All the governments are cunts.
Control freaks with guns.
Haiku # 51040, July 8, 2014 10:34 pm ET
by DF
PMs of Aus / Can
Glaring fuckheads are they both
Cut from the same cloth
Haiku # 51039, July 8, 2014 11:49 am ET
by Janis
You think your job is
Bad. Not as bad as all the
V1494r4 spambots
Haiku # 51038, July 8, 2014 11:46 am ET
by Janis of TDot
i am quite ashamed
that my country's government
are a bunch of cunts
Haiku # 51037, July 8, 2014 5:28 am ET
by ash of australia
Read my bird like words.
Flittering around, pooping
On your minds' windshield
Haiku # 51036, July 8, 2014 12:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Here's a correction:
Say "I need to learn me some".
You'll sound more smarter.
Haiku # 51031, July 4, 2014 9:50 am ET
by Darth Figpucker, Inc. of Not where I want to be.
Propane combustion.
Carbon dioxide cookoff.
Imminent demise.

Self-oxidizer.
Detonation enjoyment.
Have a happy Fourth.
Haiku # 51030, July 4, 2014 9:43 am ET
by Darth Figpucker, Inc. of Russian Brothel
I am not too smart.
Do big words make good poems?
I need to learn some.
Haiku # 51027, July 3, 2014 4:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You are child of wind
Replicate at your own cost
Dues paid anyway
Haiku # 51026, July 3, 2014 6:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I like squirrels lots
My mind was consumed by 'bots
Tell me who I am
Haiku # 51024, July 3, 2014 3:06 am ET
by Poof
Right now it looks like WordPress is the top blogging platform available right now. from what I've read Is that what you're using on your blog? ekbfdkkckake
Haiku # 51023, July 3, 2014 2:06 am ET
by wryueoew of USA
worthy misprision
surreptitious rendition
fairness in warfare
Haiku # 51022, July 2, 2014 11:16 pm ET
by Lush
Happy humping frogs.
Their deafening chorus shrieks.
Mire of tadpole soup.
Haiku # 51021, July 2, 2014 3:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You must become art.
Then you will be an artist.
Otherwise you won't.
Haiku # 51020, July 2, 2014 3:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
While reading here, I
wonder "what good can this be?"
Can't pretend to know
Haiku # 51019, July 1, 2014 8:21 pm ET
by Awkward Silence
And He looked on man.
And He was disappointed.
Genesis 6:6.
Haiku # 51017, June 30, 2014 8:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Think only good thoughts.
The perverts will disappear.
God will strike them down.
Haiku # 51016, June 30, 2014 8:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Push the envelope.
Just how bad can haiku be?
VD twat tartar.
Haiku # 51015, June 30, 2014 3:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Children taste yummy.
Albert Fish is my hero.
Dahmer was a punk.
Haiku # 51014, June 30, 2014 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I don't love my wife.
I have better sex with whores.
Marriage is a farce.
Haiku # 51013, June 29, 2014 7:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Awkward Silence sucks
Learn how to count dracula
Lush and V H S
Haiku # 51012, June 29, 2014 2:57 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Escargots basket
Flip Wilson mumbled, god stumbled
I want tartar sauce
Haiku # 51011, June 29, 2014 2:22 am ET
by Awkward Silence
basketed ergot
slipped as I stumbled, tumbled
If I hadn't tripped?
Haiku # 51008, June 27, 2014 5:04 am ET
by Lush
Lush, thou art verily
a macracanthorhynchus
hirudinaceus
Haiku # 51007, June 26, 2014 9:27 pm ET
by :-)
You can pick your nose
You can also pick your friends
But you can't wipe your friends on the back of the couch.
Haiku # 51006, June 26, 2014 9:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You can pick your nose
You can also pick your friends
Can't pick your friend's nose
Haiku # 51005, June 26, 2014 11:15 am ET
by Awkward Silence
devoid of hubris
never found a thing to fake
balderdashing
Haiku # 51003, June 25, 2014 10:12 pm ET
by Lush
Hot Thai girl on bus.
I think "Please don't get boner."
But of course she does.
Haiku # 51000, June 21, 2014 1:14 pm ET
by DF
Are you now flacid?
Perhaps flatulent as well?
Beano Viagra!
Haiku # 50999, June 20, 2014 8:11 am ET
by DF
Extreme eloquence.
Electronic thesaurus.
Penile stimuli.
Haiku # 50998, June 20, 2014 8:08 am ET
by DF
emboldened zealots
a chorus of mud people
clamoring for naught
Haiku # 50997, June 20, 2014 4:33 am ET
by Lush
Alternative fuel
pachyderm flatulence gas
flying like dumbo
Haiku # 50996, June 19, 2014 12:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cut my fingernails,
now I am ready to write.
Must learn to edit.
Haiku # 50995, June 19, 2014 12:18 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
i don't understand
why she just cant get the fact
that she's a cunt.
Haiku # 50993, June 17, 2014 11:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
death is impending
we hasten the doom of earth
with every sperm

the way to save earth
is by using germ warfare
lets start with china

india is next
cheap products and call centers
clean up this planet
Haiku # 50986, June 15, 2014 10:20 am ET
by airborn ebola will save us of My Private Space Station
don't think about it
as it exists regardless
your input is null
Haiku # 50985, June 15, 2014 7:17 am ET
by ash
You cannot stop it.
The alien invasion.
They want our coffee.
Haiku # 50984, June 14, 2014 10:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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