Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

Oh, quiet thee down
Pagan sniffer of goat nut
Prepare for tough times
Haiku # 51189, September 2, 2014 12:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gun shots and fireworks
Agony and extacy
Laurel and Hardy
Haiku # 51188, September 1, 2014 10:27 pm ET
by Tree buggerer
Green round snot bubbles.
Blown from your sick nephew's nose.
It pops in your eye.
Haiku # 51182, August 31, 2014 4:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The new messiah.
Ebola will save us all.
And cleanse Mother Earth.
Haiku # 51181, August 31, 2014 4:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pickled newborn pups.
Tasty little chihuahuas.
Poodles are good too.
Haiku # 51180, August 31, 2014 4:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Grateful Dead acid.
I remember it fondly.
Jerry's face blotter.

Your dog seems happy.
Now your turn, conservative
old grumpy fart man.
Haiku # 51179, August 30, 2014 8:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I need to go poop.
But I'm writing these haiku.
Too late, shat myself.
Haiku # 51178, August 30, 2014 8:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What a dick I am!
I just cannot stop myself.
I'll go beat off now.
Haiku # 51177, August 30, 2014 8:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I will take over.
No other poems remain.
Except for my own.
Haiku # 51176, August 30, 2014 8:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Never recycle.
It wastes too much energy.
There's no benefit.
Haiku # 51175, August 30, 2014 8:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My love has dried up.
Along with my tiny balls.
I won't take those pills!
Haiku # 51174, August 30, 2014 8:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Most awful flavors
can only be concocted
by mother-in-law.
Haiku # 51173, August 30, 2014 8:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh, mushy dog poo,
let me squish you in my shoes,
treading new carpets.
Haiku # 51172, August 30, 2014 8:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey, pay attention
Heavy partition mud eat
Please dance to the beat
Haiku # 51171, August 30, 2014 5:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
This Haiku website
Walls of a New York subway
Almost the same thing

Except for one thing...
Most of what goes up here stays
Subway's washed away
Haiku # 51165, August 29, 2014 11:10 pm ET
by Floss Regularly
Damn, you dosed my dog!
He just sits there listening
To the Grateful Dead
Haiku # 51162, August 28, 2014 8:30 pm ET
by Concerned Citizen
Your dog is tripping.
I put acid in his bowl.
Watch out for my poop.
Haiku # 51159, August 27, 2014 11:52 pm ET
by LSD Will Set You Free!
You fitlthy hippy
Quit going poop in my yard
Hope my dog bites you
Haiku # 51158, August 27, 2014 11:01 pm ET
by Concerned Citizen
Can't they sell good drugs?
Like acid and ecstasy.
I'd buy those online!
Haiku # 51156, August 27, 2014 2:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You think I'm Merlin?!
"Poof! You're a Delorian!"
Go back and stay there.
Haiku # 51155, August 27, 2014 2:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Send me back in time
I'd change a few decisions
And fix my haiku
Haiku # 51154, August 26, 2014 11:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Prolific spammers
Posting more than the poets
Not the way it should be
Haiku # 51153, August 26, 2014 11:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in a century
a bookmark in history
hawking boner pills
Haiku # 51151, August 26, 2014 8:08 am ET
by ash
I love you Cheetos!
I surrender completely
Crunchy cheesiness
Haiku # 51145, August 24, 2014 11:41 pm ET
by Chester Cheetah of Plano, Texas
Grotesque green goblins
Inhabit my proboscis.
Shall I give you one?
Haiku # 51144, August 24, 2014 2:25 pm ET
by Stimpy's Nose Goblins
hello! boner pills
is it me you're looking for ?
that's a bit richie
Haiku # 51142, August 21, 2014 8:55 am ET
by ash
I shot a rainbow.
Sticky rainbow on her face
and wedding gown.

Haiku # 51140, August 20, 2014 1:38 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
Fighting those spammers
Like spitting into the wind
What a stupid waste
Haiku # 51138, August 19, 2014 7:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
T-Rex McNuggets
Old McDonald had a farm.
E-I-E-I-O.
Haiku # 51132, August 17, 2014 1:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Magnify centaur
Grade A flank steaks and nice thighs
Superfluous head
Haiku # 51131, August 16, 2014 5:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Magnificent fart.
Grande flatulence surprise.
Sulfurous fumes waft.
Haiku # 51128, August 14, 2014 6:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no point in mourning
revolution, next morning
until axis fails
Haiku # 51126, August 14, 2014 3:08 am ET
by Lush
Douches are awesome!
They keep the vaginas clean.
But poets do not.

We've been here before.
De ja motherfuckin' vu.
Or something like that.

Do you like clean twat?
Then please thank your local douche.
Your wife could use one.
Haiku # 51125, August 13, 2014 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Books scattered on desk
Candle gives way to sunlight
Enlightenment looms
Haiku # 51124, August 12, 2014 11:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Artists can be such
Douches to other artists
Life is too short so

Make room for flaws
Haiku # 51123, August 12, 2014 12:04 pm ET
by bs
Can't say I blame you.
Life on this rock can be tough.
So....nanoo nanoo
Haiku # 51121, August 11, 2014 10:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello!

Just kidding. I'm human
Haiku # 51120, August 11, 2014 7:59 pm ET
by adhurqard
cherry tree blossom
so many flowers at once-
the sky turns color.
Haiku # 51118, August 10, 2014 5:36 pm ET
by mundane
beauty of grayness
the dust remains undisturbed-
a cobblers last shoe.
Haiku # 51117, August 8, 2014 8:01 pm ET
by mundane
If the lion barks,
You should adjust your doses
Until it meows
Haiku # 51116, August 8, 2014 9:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
secrets of the dark
in amongst the trees and ferns-
much much room for more.
Haiku # 51113, August 7, 2014 9:03 pm ET
by mundane
Mother fish monger
Who is sexiest muppet?
Geddy Lee plays bass
Haiku # 51112, August 7, 2014 12:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sorry, my mistake
i thought our leader were my balls shite
but they're even worse than a tuna whore
Haiku # 51111, August 6, 2014 9:29 pm ET
by ash
excuse my mistake butwax
a minor fuckin' error
but the right massage parlour
Haiku # 51110, August 6, 2014 9:29 pm ET
by ash-holio
Can't you say goodbye?
If you did, I would not cry.
Crappy pill spammer
Haiku # 51109, August 6, 2014 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
excuse my mistake
a minor syntax error
but the right message
Haiku # 51106, August 5, 2014 8:22 am ET
by ash
sorry, my mistake
i thought our leader were shite
but they're even worse
Haiku # 51105, August 5, 2014 8:20 am ET
by ash
Aspen
Haiku # 51104, August 4, 2014 12:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sea snake symphony
Dying sounds of doomed planet
Smoke 'em while you can
Haiku # 51103, August 3, 2014 1:18 am ET
by mandingo Ebola
Last exhortation
Twaddle the repercussions
Dexedrine ahead.
Haiku # 51102, August 3, 2014 1:05 am ET
by Lush
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