Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

the sky opens up
listen to the money fly
butter makes you fat
Haiku # 51334, September 18, 2014 11:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have work to do
fish scales are bad for you
I'd eat her pussy!
Haiku # 51333, September 18, 2014 11:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I only know this
lack of fiber clogs your butt
street lights shining down
Haiku # 51332, September 18, 2014 11:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Janis can't keep up
she overdosed on Flintstones
aluminum cans
Haiku # 51331, September 18, 2014 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
well it isn't art
you need to go somewhere else
don't forget the milk
Haiku # 51330, September 18, 2014 11:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm only half done
why is the bank always closed
I need to go pee
Haiku # 51329, September 18, 2014 11:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
and in walks a nun
how many bombs can we buy
i like braum's ice cream
Haiku # 51328, September 18, 2014 11:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I need more money
the biggest known prime will do
pi buys a coffee
Haiku # 51327, September 18, 2014 11:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
now we should say this
suffleupagus ball hairs
better than "hello"
Haiku # 51326, September 18, 2014 11:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i don't unerstand
why they always say hello
we need a new one
Haiku # 51325, September 18, 2014 11:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fill it with nonsense
the Japanese eat it up
periods are dumb
Haiku # 51324, September 18, 2014 11:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
get rid of the spam
a brand new can opener
recycle that shit
Haiku # 51323, September 18, 2014 11:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
someone please stop me
there's a fly that I must kill
my butt is tired
Haiku # 51322, September 18, 2014 11:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my wiener is small
what popsicles do you like
gutters overflow
Haiku # 51321, September 18, 2014 11:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
bar codes on produce
genetically modified
born with a tattoo
Haiku # 51320, September 18, 2014 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
turbulent water
and other ginormous words
et cetera poop.
Haiku # 51319, September 18, 2014 11:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
here's another five
checkout line conversations
ugly blue leg veins
Haiku # 51318, September 18, 2014 11:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
old people fall down
I like to eat calcium
give me all the gold
Haiku # 51317, September 18, 2014 10:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
typographical
two standard deviations
what a big canyon
Haiku # 51316, September 18, 2014 10:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
here comes the money
I'm going to keep it all
chimpanzees eat fruit
Haiku # 51315, September 18, 2014 10:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck fuck! *in the wind*
she can make the biggest queefs
beep goes the cell phone
Haiku # 51314, September 18, 2014 10:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ash and vhs
tall trees blowing the wind
tires spin around
Haiku # 51313, September 18, 2014 10:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i forgot my thoughts
she wants a brand new penis
the running shoes talk
Haiku # 51312, September 18, 2014 10:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i don't believe you
fishing for change in sofas
she is pure evil
Haiku # 51311, September 18, 2014 10:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
but does she love him
decipher the secret code
bell bottoms are dumb
Haiku # 51310, September 18, 2014 10:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
cavernous twat hole
barney the dinosaur swims
animal crackers
Haiku # 51309, September 18, 2014 10:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
milf toast perky boobs
chairs are things that we sit on
i don't like tattoos
Haiku # 51308, September 18, 2014 10:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
calculus is fun
i like to have lots of cash
flowers drinking rain
Haiku # 51307, September 18, 2014 10:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
"oh shit" she exclaimed.
the coffee is getting cold
wicker baskets full
Haiku # 51306, September 18, 2014 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
wobbly table
seven more silly bull dykes
it's almost logic
Haiku # 51305, September 18, 2014 10:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Green donkey penis.
My little pony magic.
Incomplete sentence.
Haiku # 51304, September 18, 2014 10:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spectacular stench
follows wherever he goes
Fabulous stink beast
Haiku # 51301, September 17, 2014 12:19 am ET
by Cardboard eating donkey
Sorry butt! Yes you are!
You are a fat sweaty ass!
A big sorry ass!
Haiku # 51300, September 16, 2014 7:01 pm ET
by Plucking your dingleberries with pliers.
should rest assured
the sweat beneath my scrotum
shall fully anoint
Haiku # 51291, September 16, 2014 2:14 am ET
by Lush
lampshade chenowith
redacted champagne passion
bally harrumph skit
Haiku # 51290, September 16, 2014 2:10 am ET
by Lush
whilst Scott Tenorman
remains my hero complete
sean hosts freak shows
Haiku # 51289, September 16, 2014 2:05 am ET
by Lush
My grammar is so bad that I once got trapped down at the bottom of a good. -- Bo Burnham
Haiku # 51285, September 15, 2014 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yup, I can not count
I can't spell too good either
Plus my grammar sucks
Haiku # 51284, September 15, 2014 7:04 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Delete
51261
51262
51277-51281
And this one.
Haiku # 51283, September 15, 2014 6:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Goodbye Goodbye, OUT!
Be gone, go away, vamoose!
Spam is too fatty!
Haiku # 51282, September 15, 2014 6:00 pm ET
by Death to Spammers of terre haute federal correctional institution
Okay! Time for work.
I will drink lots of coffee.
Paid by your taxes.

"Coffee! Far sweeter than a thousand kisses." Or so says J. S. Bach in his opera Cafe Cantata.
Haiku # 51276, September 15, 2014 1:07 pm ET
by Thanks for the coffee!
VHS's folks
had a child before him:
VHS beta.
Haiku # 51275, September 15, 2014 12:55 pm ET
by I'm so punny!
The Green Solution:
Recycle the elderly.
In line VHS!
Haiku # 51274, September 15, 2014 12:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is no breakdown.
If it don't work, it can't break.
Life! It's just stupid.
Haiku # 51273, September 15, 2014 12:49 pm ET
by Your Robot Overlord of Los Alamos National Laboratory
We see the breakdown
Of a life here but it is
Tragic to witness
Haiku # 51272, September 15, 2014 11:50 am ET
by vhs
Fuck, now I can't count.
See what you did, Mandingo!
This is all your fault!
Haiku # 51271, September 14, 2014 12:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Get free date rape drugs.
With two orders of Cialis
get a free roofie!
Haiku # 51270, September 14, 2014 12:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You know what I like?
Raping pit bulls with parvo.
Better than ice cream.
Haiku # 51269, September 14, 2014 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mandingo can't count.
Look at the second sentence.
There's eight syllables.
Haiku # 51268, September 14, 2014 12:36 pm ET
by Haiku Nazi Fart Breath
Payday pawn shop heist
Didn't get away with much loot,
but I learned to love
Haiku # 51266, September 14, 2014 3:12 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
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