Not but blind torsos.
Blind and deaf with charcoal stumps.
Then starve them to death.
by Anonymous Poet
Adrenaline shots
so they can't go into shock.
Gouge out both their eyes!
by Anonymous Poet
Get the blow torches!
Tie them down; burn off their limbs.
Inject them with meth.
by Anonymous Poet
Now there is no spam.
I can be a douche bag too.
"Sorry but" "Hello".
by FUCK YOU SPAMMERS!!!!! of up your ass
chemistry is hard
hard like this damn chair on
buttermilk pancake
by Anonymous Poet
I'll spell it backwards
noitcnufsyd elitcere
keep spammers away!
by Anonymous Poet
frothy water pic
google+ is such a waste
roast beef or turkey
by Anonymous Poet
falling rice bags kill
I need to go brush my teeth
yo momma so fat!
by Anonymous Poet
induced suicide
teen girls overusing like
struck with a tuna
by Anonymous Poet
only eight more now
it's universal conquest
or something like that
by Anonymous Poet
why are you laughing
does this then make you happy
eat a big booger
by Anonymous Poet
and in walks Jesus
where can I get some free beer
torture is not nice
by Anonymous Poet
I can't think of it
Bad Haiku: (necessary)
I do not know why
by Anonymous Poet
is there comedy
he's wearing a business suit
clowns are like boring
by Anonymous Poet
no it didn't work
so here is a new haiku
you are so welcome
by of
can I submit nil
lets see on the next haiku
well here goes nothing
by Anonymous Poet
I'm almost done now
the new novel will be bad
Do you like apples?
by Anonymous Poet
Japanimation
octopi orgasmic show
exploding lizard
by Anonymous Poet
all these stupid words
what does she think of when she
I don't think I should
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck fuck fuck! *Star Wars*
We can always start a war
the Dow Jones rises
by Anonymous Poet
where is the lobster
I don't think I can do this
Start Wars aliens
by Anonymous Poet
the sky opens up
listen to the money fly
butter makes you fat
by Anonymous Poet
I have work to do
fish scales are bad for you
I'd eat her pussy!
by Anonymous Poet
I only know this
lack of fiber clogs your butt
street lights shining down
by Anonymous Poet
Janis can't keep up
she overdosed on Flintstones
aluminum cans
by Anonymous Poet
well it isn't art
you need to go somewhere else
don't forget the milk
by Anonymous Poet
I'm only half done
why is the bank always closed
I need to go pee
by Anonymous Poet
and in walks a nun
how many bombs can we buy
i like braum's ice cream
by Anonymous Poet
I need more money
the biggest known prime will do
pi buys a coffee
by Anonymous Poet
now we should say this
suffleupagus ball hairs
better than "hello"
by Anonymous Poet
i don't unerstand
why they always say hello
we need a new one
by Anonymous Poet
fill it with nonsense
the Japanese eat it up
periods are dumb
by Anonymous Poet
get rid of the spam
a brand new can opener
recycle that shit
by Anonymous Poet
someone please stop me
there's a fly that I must kill
my butt is tired
by Anonymous Poet
my wiener is small
what popsicles do you like
gutters overflow
by Anonymous Poet
bar codes on produce
genetically modified
born with a tattoo
by Anonymous Poet
turbulent water
and other ginormous words
et cetera poop.
by Anonymous Poet
here's another five
checkout line conversations
ugly blue leg veins
by Anonymous Poet
old people fall down
I like to eat calcium
give me all the gold
by Anonymous Poet
typographical
two standard deviations
what a big canyon
by Anonymous Poet
here comes the money
I'm going to keep it all
chimpanzees eat fruit
by Anonymous Poet
fuck fuck! *in the wind*
she can make the biggest queefs
beep goes the cell phone
by Anonymous Poet
ash and vhs
tall trees blowing the wind
tires spin around
by Anonymous Poet
i forgot my thoughts
she wants a brand new penis
the running shoes talk
by Anonymous Poet
i don't believe you
fishing for change in sofas
she is pure evil
by Anonymous Poet
but does she love him
decipher the secret code
bell bottoms are dumb
by Anonymous Poet
cavernous twat hole
barney the dinosaur swims
animal crackers
by Anonymous Poet
milf toast perky boobs
chairs are things that we sit on
i don't like tattoos
by Anonymous Poet
calculus is fun
i like to have lots of cash
flowers drinking rain
by Anonymous Poet
"oh shit" she exclaimed.
the coffee is getting cold
wicker baskets full
by Anonymous Poet
