Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

It's Saturday night
I'm making stupid poems
I party soooo hard!
Haiku # 51428, September 20, 2014 11:01 pm ET
by Mandingo Ricola Ebola
goodbye
Haiku # 51427, September 19, 2014 6:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
goodbye
Haiku # 51426, September 19, 2014 6:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
goodbye
Haiku # 51425, September 19, 2014 6:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
goodbye
Haiku # 51424, September 19, 2014 6:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Okay, here's an idea....
On these spam websites is a contact page.
You can click that and send them rude messages, but what good will that do? Waste of time.

However, I think it would be interesting to send them what might seem a legit message to (1) waste their time and (2) for a return contact phone number put the phone number of your local FBI, ATF, DEA offices and/or even local police.

So, that's what I've been doing. Make these cocksucking mail order med spam companies call the DEA offices. How hilarious is that?
Haiku # 51414, September 19, 2014 9:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just like King Elvis.
They will die taking a shit.
And I'll sell tickets.
Haiku # 51412, September 19, 2014 1:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
And before they die
pour scalding coffee down them.
They'll shit out their lives.
Haiku # 51411, September 19, 2014 1:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Not but blind torsos.
Blind and deaf with charcoal stumps.
Then starve them to death.
Haiku # 51410, September 19, 2014 1:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Adrenaline shots
so they can't go into shock.
Gouge out both their eyes!
Haiku # 51409, September 19, 2014 1:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Get the blow torches!
Tie them down; burn off their limbs.
Inject them with meth.
Haiku # 51408, September 19, 2014 1:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Now there is no spam.
I can be a douche bag too.
"Sorry but" "Hello".
Haiku # 51405, September 18, 2014 1:59 pm ET
by FUCK YOU SPAMMERS!!!!! of up your ass
chemistry is hard
hard like this damn chair on
buttermilk pancake
Haiku # 51351, September 18, 2014 12:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'll spell it backwards
noitcnufsyd elitcere
keep spammers away!
Haiku # 51350, September 18, 2014 11:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
frothy water pic
google+ is such a waste
roast beef or turkey
Haiku # 51349, September 18, 2014 11:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
falling rice bags kill
I need to go brush my teeth
yo momma so fat!
Haiku # 51348, September 18, 2014 11:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
induced suicide
teen girls overusing like
struck with a tuna
Haiku # 51347, September 18, 2014 11:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
only eight more now
it's universal conquest
or something like that
Haiku # 51346, September 18, 2014 11:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
why are you laughing
does this then make you happy
eat a big booger
Haiku # 51345, September 18, 2014 11:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
and in walks Jesus
where can I get some free beer
torture is not nice
Haiku # 51344, September 18, 2014 11:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't think of it
Bad Haiku: (necessary)
I do not know why
Haiku # 51343, September 18, 2014 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
is there comedy
he's wearing a business suit
clowns are like boring
Haiku # 51342, September 18, 2014 11:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
no it didn't work
so here is a new haiku
you are so welcome
Haiku # 51341, September 18, 2014 11:41 am ET
by of
can I submit nil
lets see on the next haiku
well here goes nothing
Haiku # 51340, September 18, 2014 11:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm almost done now
the new novel will be bad
Do you like apples?
Haiku # 51339, September 18, 2014 11:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Japanimation
octopi orgasmic show
exploding lizard
Haiku # 51338, September 18, 2014 11:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
all these stupid words
what does she think of when she
I don't think I should
Haiku # 51337, September 18, 2014 11:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck fuck fuck! *Star Wars*
We can always start a war
the Dow Jones rises
Haiku # 51336, September 18, 2014 11:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
where is the lobster
I don't think I can do this
Start Wars aliens
Haiku # 51335, September 18, 2014 11:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the sky opens up
listen to the money fly
butter makes you fat
Haiku # 51334, September 18, 2014 11:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have work to do
fish scales are bad for you
I'd eat her pussy!
Haiku # 51333, September 18, 2014 11:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I only know this
lack of fiber clogs your butt
street lights shining down
Haiku # 51332, September 18, 2014 11:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Janis can't keep up
she overdosed on Flintstones
aluminum cans
Haiku # 51331, September 18, 2014 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
well it isn't art
you need to go somewhere else
don't forget the milk
Haiku # 51330, September 18, 2014 11:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm only half done
why is the bank always closed
I need to go pee
Haiku # 51329, September 18, 2014 11:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
and in walks a nun
how many bombs can we buy
i like braum's ice cream
Haiku # 51328, September 18, 2014 11:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I need more money
the biggest known prime will do
pi buys a coffee
Haiku # 51327, September 18, 2014 11:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
now we should say this
suffleupagus ball hairs
better than "hello"
Haiku # 51326, September 18, 2014 11:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i don't unerstand
why they always say hello
we need a new one
Haiku # 51325, September 18, 2014 11:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fill it with nonsense
the Japanese eat it up
periods are dumb
Haiku # 51324, September 18, 2014 11:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
get rid of the spam
a brand new can opener
recycle that shit
Haiku # 51323, September 18, 2014 11:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
someone please stop me
there's a fly that I must kill
my butt is tired
Haiku # 51322, September 18, 2014 11:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my wiener is small
what popsicles do you like
gutters overflow
Haiku # 51321, September 18, 2014 11:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
bar codes on produce
genetically modified
born with a tattoo
Haiku # 51320, September 18, 2014 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
turbulent water
and other ginormous words
et cetera poop.
Haiku # 51319, September 18, 2014 11:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
here's another five
checkout line conversations
ugly blue leg veins
Haiku # 51318, September 18, 2014 11:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
old people fall down
I like to eat calcium
give me all the gold
Haiku # 51317, September 18, 2014 10:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
typographical
two standard deviations
what a big canyon
Haiku # 51316, September 18, 2014 10:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
here comes the money
I'm going to keep it all
chimpanzees eat fruit
Haiku # 51315, September 18, 2014 10:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck fuck! *in the wind*
she can make the biggest queefs
beep goes the cell phone
Haiku # 51314, September 18, 2014 10:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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