Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

I fucking hate spam.
Spammers deserve ebola.
Die shitting out blood!
Haiku # 51534, October 11, 2014 7:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Enormous backside.
Waddling tattooed duck.
Too greasy to eat.
Haiku # 51524, October 9, 2014 2:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ebola my sweet
Weed the meaty popsicles
Yours truly, Darwin
Haiku # 51522, October 9, 2014 1:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I do not love you.
In fact I think I hate you.
Lets go get some pie.
Haiku # 51519, October 8, 2014 2:30 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
Blow me, Blow me now
Where do you get milk in Qingdao?
Tina fey smells. Yo.
Haiku # 51517, October 8, 2014 1:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fungal toes; Ash blows
My penis likes peach cobbler
Warm and gooey, mmmm
Haiku # 51516, October 8, 2014 1:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Social Media
Has Two Privacy Choices:
Public and Viral
Haiku # 51515, October 8, 2014 12:36 am ET
by Jason of Seattle
Goodbye!
Haiku # 51509, October 7, 2014 6:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Frogs enjoy jumping.
Turtles like to graze and sleep.
Iguanas get high.
Haiku # 51508, October 7, 2014 6:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sunlight
so cool
Snow mood out
Haiku # 51506, October 7, 2014 1:01 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri chennai 600012
Sky Dear
Because you, dry
I call the rain
Haiku # 51503, October 7, 2014 12:34 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri chennai 600012
underwhere
upper nothing
under manything
Haiku # 51502, October 7, 2014 12:15 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri chennai 600012
Haiku # 51501, October 7, 2014 12:09 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of south india
Rose Flower
Smiling again
Lips words
Haiku # 51500, October 7, 2014 12:04 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, chennai
Haiku # 51499, October 7, 2014 12:01 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai - 600012
who is this?
asking sky
at rainbow
Haiku # 51496, October 7, 2014 4:56 am ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
sun ask
for sky
night love
Haiku # 51495, October 7, 2014 4:50 am ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
Youtube popping zits.
Blackheads are called comedones.
Who woulda thunk it.
Haiku # 51494, October 6, 2014 12:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dingle:
Just get the fuck out!
That's exactly what I did!
Great minds think alike.
Haiku # 51493, October 5, 2014 12:22 pm ET
by Great behinds stink alike.
Angry dog climbs hill
breathing from bottom of lungs,
pisses on summit
Haiku # 51492, October 5, 2014 4:28 am ET
by Beagle Mandingo
Shat my underwear
Put them in neighbors mail box
Then I left for work
Haiku # 51491, October 5, 2014 3:16 am ET
by Dingle
I am pooping blood.
Rappin' Poet was too rough.
I can't even walk.

He can't resist me.
My ass is too enticing.
Fill me up again.
Haiku # 51490, October 4, 2014 7:10 pm ET
by Rappin' Poet's Gay Bitch
yo bitch! stop crappin'
your rappin' is like fappin'
such as it happen

try and blow my mind
but you just blow in your pants
juicy happenstance

clean out them undies
you preachin' like the fundies
as you rave and rants

...nah, really : welcome back :)



Haiku # 51489, October 4, 2014 9:01 am ET
by ash
She's a Maniac
She Blinded Me With Science
Hungry Like The Wolf
Haiku # 51488, October 3, 2014 11:49 pm ET
by Regal Beagle of guess the year , and I will mail you a donkey
Stand back up bitch, yo
Got hot babe, she mails me fish
(smoked salmon, yum)

Do not need your ass
But thanks, for the offer, bitch
For filling, try Ash?
Haiku # 51487, October 3, 2014 1:54 pm ET
by Rappin Poet
Thanks Rappin' Poet.
Cover me in your hot spooge.
I'll drain your balls dry.

Fill up my stomach.
Stuff my ass with your manhood.
My ass satisfies.
Haiku # 51486, October 3, 2014 12:18 pm ET
by Rappin' Poet's Gay Bitch
Rappin poet back
To say: all you fools, ixnay
Your poetry: gay

Been years away, yes
Janice still rockin, go girl
You boys stroke your cocks

Squirt in yo face, ace
You're a big fat disgrace
Put yous in yo place
Haiku # 51485, October 3, 2014 12:08 pm ET
by Rappin Poet
english haiku suck ?
go spill your steaming entrails
we love them long time
Haiku # 51484, October 3, 2014 7:51 am ET
by ash
Jap haiku suck worse.
They're about used girls panties.
Sometimes Godzilla.

Haiku # 51483, October 3, 2014 12:05 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
English Haikus suck.
The language serves them poorly.
Subtlety is lost.
Haiku # 51482, October 2, 2014 4:56 pm ET
by jonafi
uiqnthrd
Haiku # 51480, October 1, 2014 4:08 pm ET
by uxidbygM of rNtxSove
Stick figure boners.
IUPAC nomenclature.
Manufacture meth.
Haiku # 51479, October 1, 2014 3:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The scammers are back.
Scam scam scam scam scam scam scam.
Scam scam scam scam scam.
Haiku # 51478, September 30, 2014 8:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Now it's time for work.
Re-killing the dinosaurs.
I won't need coffee.
Haiku # 51477, September 30, 2014 8:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello!
Haiku # 51476, September 30, 2014 8:01 am ET
by toyrrour of USA
Money isn't bad.
Cookie monster makes me laugh.
Arabs are stupid.
Haiku # 51475, September 30, 2014 8:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's incoherent.
A mosquito bit my taint.
Take the kids to school.
Haiku # 51474, September 30, 2014 7:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Algorithmic spooge.
Mechanistic humping toy.
In walks my money.
Haiku # 51473, September 29, 2014 2:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lets all do some stuff.
We can do things after that.
It just might be fun.
Haiku # 51472, September 29, 2014 2:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Scamming pill websites.
Send your money overseas.
Nigerian scammers.

Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam.
Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam.
Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam.

And now the weather.
In other news, I farted.
It covered Thailand.
Haiku # 51471, September 29, 2014 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
she said, If You Leave...
so I Ran (So Far Away)
Sheila Take a Bow
Haiku # 51469, September 29, 2014 3:53 am ET
by Lush
In The Air Tonight
Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)
Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love
Haiku # 51468, September 29, 2014 3:21 am ET
by Lush of School Dance
There are no numbers.
God told me so in a dream.
Give me your money.
Haiku # 51467, September 28, 2014 6:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Far poop sniff trance wank
Stafford shire pueblo robs bank
New under the sun
Haiku # 51465, September 28, 2014 5:00 am ET
by Beagle the Destroyer
have Cat Scratch Fever,
so Don't Stand So Close to Me
need Doctor Feel Good
Haiku # 51463, September 28, 2014 12:22 am ET
by Beagle the Destroyer
Fire on the Mountain.
Hey Aqualung! Run away!
Don't stop believing
Haiku # 51462, September 28, 2014 12:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
And the winner is;
The Anonymous Poet
Score was five to four
Haiku # 51447, September 26, 2014 12:14 am ET
by Mandingo Ricola Ebola
A spam-free website?!
Janis is on top of things!
I'm a happy nerd.
Haiku # 51437, September 24, 2014 12:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What Spider-Man eats?
Maybe lots of flies and moths.
That would really suck
Haiku # 51436, September 23, 2014 9:21 pm ET
by Math sucks
Arrogant teacher,
and an unprepared student
Bad combination
Haiku # 51435, September 22, 2014 11:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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