Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76968 Haiku later...

Buddha was not fat.
And why do you even care??
Go eat Haagen-Dazs.



Stupid messsage board program will nix letters w/ accents but won't cut out live links.

Haiku # 51596, October 25, 2014 2:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Buddha was not fat.
And why do you even care?
Go eat H
Haiku # 51595, October 25, 2014 2:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 51594, October 25, 2014 7:40 am ET
by srZZjQja of ZEgcVpPr
Time will remember
what we do from now until
Shoe gaze lobster bris
Haiku # 51593, October 25, 2014 5:16 am ET
by I like Ikebana of Japan
Expressive freedom
means forgetting who you are
while being yourself
Haiku # 51592, October 25, 2014 4:12 am ET
by Serious donkey
Virginia Woolf
reading her made me throw up,
but in a good way.
Haiku # 51591, October 25, 2014 3:02 am ET
by Mandingo Fandango Euphoria
Trouser lava rage
Mistaken identity
Shameful lab rat
Haiku # 51590, October 25, 2014 1:11 am ET
by Bleep
She blows sperm bubbles.
They come out of her nostrils.
Like kids puking milk.
Haiku # 51588, October 24, 2014 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cool autumn breezes
are only the beginning;
Fallen leaves don't care
Haiku # 51582, October 23, 2014 4:19 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
I ate some black beans.
The beans will work their magic.
Today I will fart.

I will trade my beans.
If you have a magic cow.
We'll make giant farts.
Haiku # 51581, October 23, 2014 2:34 pm ET
by Jack off and bean stalker
Damn spam scam cram slam.
Wham bam ma'am ram jam lam yam.
Sam dam ham pram cam.

Nigerian loan or only pill scammers deserve ebola. Let us only hope it will spread there from Liberia.

Africans are pigs.
Ebola will cleanse the earth.
Praise mother nature!
Haiku # 51578, October 22, 2014 6:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lost four hundred bucks.
Signed up for the scam below.
Paid the enrollment.

Now the money's gone.
They will not return the cash.
It's Janis's fault.

I'll sue Bad Haiku!
Get ready to lose your house!
Lawyers are coming!
Haiku # 51569, October 20, 2014 9:23 am ET
by What moron signs up for scams like these??????
LOL... I thought Janis was on top of this scam problem... fucking douchy scamming Africans.
Haiku # 51568, October 20, 2014 2:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sex with aliens
Long distance relationship
You never call me
Haiku # 51562, October 18, 2014 12:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yo mom so hairy
she has got dingleberries
down on her ankles.
Haiku # 51560, October 17, 2014 2:34 pm ET
by nuclear terrorism wall street scare of NYSE
Fucking Africans.
Spreading Ebola and spam.
I am giving up.
Haiku # 51559, October 16, 2014 5:17 pm ET
by Become God - Become Evil of Space Station 23X5J
a pox on my house
this herpes zoster horror
get it off my chest
Haiku # 51557, October 16, 2014 7:36 am ET
by ash
Shrinks and hoes? Same thing.
You lay down, they work on you,
you pay by the hour
Haiku # 51556, October 15, 2014 10:36 pm ET
by Mandingo Jungster Ebola
I need a life change.
Switch careers from whore to pimp.
That's what my shrink says.
Haiku # 51555, October 15, 2014 2:18 pm ET
by Beavis on Coffee of I am the Great Cornholio
No one likes my drink.
Garlic salt sardine latte.
Sip swallow gulp burp.
Haiku # 51554, October 15, 2014 9:50 am ET
by Evil Alien Coffee of USA
ET drinks coffee.
Coffee is from outer space.
It's transplanted here.
Haiku # 51551, October 14, 2014 1:36 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Roswell, NM Coffee Bar
Aliens got me.
But I was not abducted.
I went willingly.
Haiku # 51550, October 14, 2014 1:33 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Roswell, NM, USA
you nude
i am mood
bed cry pain
Haiku # 51547, October 14, 2014 8:51 am ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
on road
i kiss you
you stop breath
Haiku # 51535, October 12, 2014 6:53 am ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
I fucking hate spam.
Spammers deserve ebola.
Die shitting out blood!
Haiku # 51534, October 11, 2014 7:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Enormous backside.
Waddling tattooed duck.
Too greasy to eat.
Haiku # 51524, October 9, 2014 2:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ebola my sweet
Weed the meaty popsicles
Yours truly, Darwin
Haiku # 51522, October 9, 2014 1:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I do not love you.
In fact I think I hate you.
Lets go get some pie.
Haiku # 51519, October 8, 2014 2:30 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
Blow me, Blow me now
Where do you get milk in Qingdao?
Tina fey smells. Yo.
Haiku # 51517, October 8, 2014 1:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fungal toes; Ash blows
My penis likes peach cobbler
Warm and gooey, mmmm
Haiku # 51516, October 8, 2014 1:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Social Media
Has Two Privacy Choices:
Public and Viral
Haiku # 51515, October 8, 2014 12:36 am ET
by Jason of Seattle
Goodbye!
Haiku # 51509, October 7, 2014 6:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Frogs enjoy jumping.
Turtles like to graze and sleep.
Iguanas get high.
Haiku # 51508, October 7, 2014 6:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sunlight
so cool
Snow mood out
Haiku # 51506, October 7, 2014 1:01 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri chennai 600012
Sky Dear
Because you, dry
I call the rain
Haiku # 51503, October 7, 2014 12:34 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri chennai 600012
underwhere
upper nothing
under manything
Haiku # 51502, October 7, 2014 12:15 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri chennai 600012
Haiku # 51501, October 7, 2014 12:09 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of south india
Rose Flower
Smiling again
Lips words
Haiku # 51500, October 7, 2014 12:04 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, chennai
Haiku # 51499, October 7, 2014 12:01 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai - 600012
who is this?
asking sky
at rainbow
Haiku # 51496, October 7, 2014 4:56 am ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
sun ask
for sky
night love
Haiku # 51495, October 7, 2014 4:50 am ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
Youtube popping zits.
Blackheads are called comedones.
Who woulda thunk it.
Haiku # 51494, October 6, 2014 12:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dingle:
Just get the fuck out!
That's exactly what I did!
Great minds think alike.
Haiku # 51493, October 5, 2014 12:22 pm ET
by Great behinds stink alike.
Angry dog climbs hill
breathing from bottom of lungs,
pisses on summit
Haiku # 51492, October 5, 2014 4:28 am ET
by Beagle Mandingo
Shat my underwear
Put them in neighbors mail box
Then I left for work
Haiku # 51491, October 5, 2014 3:16 am ET
by Dingle
I am pooping blood.
Rappin' Poet was too rough.
I can't even walk.

He can't resist me.
My ass is too enticing.
Fill me up again.
Haiku # 51490, October 4, 2014 7:10 pm ET
by Rappin' Poet's Gay Bitch
yo bitch! stop crappin'
your rappin' is like fappin'
such as it happen

try and blow my mind
but you just blow in your pants
juicy happenstance

clean out them undies
you preachin' like the fundies
as you rave and rants

...nah, really : welcome back :)



Haiku # 51489, October 4, 2014 9:01 am ET
by ash
She's a Maniac
She Blinded Me With Science
Hungry Like The Wolf
Haiku # 51488, October 3, 2014 11:49 pm ET
by Regal Beagle of guess the year , and I will mail you a donkey
Stand back up bitch, yo
Got hot babe, she mails me fish
(smoked salmon, yum)

Do not need your ass
But thanks, for the offer, bitch
For filling, try Ash?
Haiku # 51487, October 3, 2014 1:54 pm ET
by Rappin Poet
Thanks Rappin' Poet.
Cover me in your hot spooge.
I'll drain your balls dry.

Fill up my stomach.
Stuff my ass with your manhood.
My ass satisfies.
Haiku # 51486, October 3, 2014 12:18 pm ET
by Rappin' Poet's Gay Bitch
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