If sky white cum string,
fuzz shat take me a biter?
Lusty whore spew shit.
by Anonymous Poet
If I write something,
does that make me a writer?
Must be more to it.
by Anonymous Poet
Windows 8 is shit.
Too many bells and whistles.
I can't do my work.
by Anonymous Poet
We need to log in.
Free-for-all posting is wrong.
See what it's done here.
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<span class='num'><a href='/index.php?startNum=51737'>Haiku # 51737</a>, </span><span class='date'>December 5, 2014 5:42 pm ET</span></div>
<div class='authLoc'>by <span class='author'>Anonymous Poet</span></div>
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<div class ='poem'>I beg your pardon
<br />I never promised you a
<br />fucking rose garden</div>
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<span class='num'><a href='/index.php?startNum=51735'>Haiku # 51735</a>, </span><span class='date'>December 3, 2014 8:38 pm ET</span></div>
<div class='authLoc'>by <span class='author'>Drag Queen Prize Fighter</span></div>
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<div class='postBox'>
<div class ='poem'>Towards far pee stall.
<br />If you were to smell my poo,
<br />You would lose to stink.</div>
<div class='date'>
<span class='num'><a href='/index.php?startNum=51726'>Haiku # 51726</a>, </span><span class='date'>November 30, 2014 10:24 am ET</span></div>
<div class='authLoc'>by <span class='author'>Bad Haiku</span></div>
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<div class='postBox'>
<div class ='poem'>Cowards are ye all
<br />If you were in my canoe
<br />You would choose to sink</div>
<div class='date'>
<span class='num'><a href='/index.php?startNum=51724'>Haiku # 51724</a>, </span><span class='date'>November 29, 2014 2:47 am ET</span></div>
<div class='authLoc'>by <span class='author'>Hire on free</span></div>
</div>
<div class='postBox'>
<div class ='poem'>I expect welcome
<br />I receive rude apathy
<br />Step up now lurkers
<br /></div>
<div class='date'>
<span class='num'><a href='/index.php?startNum=51723'>Haiku # 51723</a>, </span><span class='date'>November 29, 2014 12:04 am ET</span></div>
<div class='authLoc'>by <span class='author'>Fire on knee</span> of Suboceanic trench low </div>
</div>
<div class='postBox'>
<div class ='poem'>I am so nervous
<br />to post here with such esteemed
<br />poets and artists
<br /></div>
<div class='date'>
<span class='num'><a href='/index.php?startNum=51722'>Haiku # 51722</a>, </span><span class='date'>November 28, 2014 10:57 pm ET</span></div>
<div class='authLoc'>by <span class='author'>Irony</span> of Rocky Mountain High </div>
</div>
<div class='postBox'>
<div class ='poem'>Fat Albert man boobs.
<br />A ghetto pearl necklace.
<br />He needed the cash.</div>
<div class='date'>
<span class='num'><a href='/index.php?startNum=51721'>Haiku # 51721</a>, </span><span class='date'>November 28, 2014 6:26 pm ET</span></div>
<div class='authLoc'>by <span class='author'>Bad Haiku</span></div>
</div>
<div class='postBox'>
<div class ='poem'>I was also raped.
<br />Except that I sold my ass.
<br />Damn Jello pudding.
<br />
<br />I sold my soul.
<br />And I also sold my hole.
<br />Butterscotch pudding.
<br />
<br />I'll do anything.
<br />Yes, I like Jello that much.
<br />Fat Albert flavor.
<br /></div>
<div class='date'>
<span class='num'><a href='/index.php?startNum=51717'>Haiku # 51717</a>, </span><span class='date'>November 26, 2014 4:42 pm ET</span></div>
<div class='authLoc'>by <span class='author'>Obamas daughters' other dog, Sunny.</span> of White House Back Lawn </div>
</div>
<div class='postBox'>
<div class ='poem'>Not working is good.
<br />And it's better to be drunk.
<br />All women love me.</div>
<div class='date'>
<span class='num'><a href='/index.php?startNum=51716'>Haiku # 51716</a>, </span><span class='date'>November 26, 2014 4:37 pm ET</span></div>
<div class='authLoc'>by <span class='author'>Barrack Obama's daughters' dog, Bo </span> of White House </div>
</div>
<div class='postBox'>
<div class ='poem'>It's windy today Greg
<br />Too windy to work with a crane
<br />Better to be unemployed today</div>
<div class='date'>
<span class='num'><a href='/index.php?startNum=51712'>Haiku # 51712</a>, </span><span class='date'>November 24, 2014 4:43 pm ET</span></div>
<div class='authLoc'>by <span class='author'>Tara </span> of Thorold </div>
</div>
<div class='postBox'>
<div class ='poem'>Math is hard it sucks
<br />Especially in the tub with my duck
<br />Quack quack quack quack quack</div>
<div class='date'>
<span class='num'><a href='/index.php?startNum=51711'>Haiku # 51711</a>, </span><span class='date'>November 24, 2014 4:36 pm ET</span></div>
<div class='authLoc'>by <span class='author'>Tara </span> of Thorold </div>
</div>
<div class='postBox'>
<div class ='poem'>I want to buy crack.
<br />I do not want to smoke it.
<br />It is for my whore.
<br />
<br />She's in my basement.
<br />Locked up so she can't run off.
<br />All she needs is crack.</div>
<div class='date'>
<span class='num'><a href='/index.php?startNum=51709'>Haiku # 51709</a>, </span><span class='date'>November 24, 2014 9:59 am ET</span></div>
<div class='authLoc'>by <span class='author'>Bill Cosby</span></div>
</div>
<div class='postBox'>
<div class ='poem'>I see you been talking
<br />To yourself for months
<br />All it is is a mirror
<br /></div>
<div class='date'>
<span class='num'><a href='/index.php?startNum=51708'>Haiku # 51708</a>, </span><span class='date'>November 23, 2014 11:43 pm ET</span></div>
<div class='authLoc'>by <span class='author'>moxie</span></div>
</div>
<div class='postBox'>
<div class ='poem'>Goodbye!</div>
<div class='date'>
<span class='num'><a href='/index.php?startNum=51705'>Haiku # 51705</a>, </span><span class='date'>November 22, 2014 9:28 am ET</span></div>
<div class='authLoc'>by <span class='author'>migleyhup</span></div>
</div>
<div class='postBox'>
<div class ='poem'>Flig flotten eep doo.
<br />Zshoo fliggest hoomp zog rooboid.
<br />Ambot kaayo.</div>
<div class='date'>
<span class='num'><a href='/index.php?startNum=51701'>Haiku # 51701</a>, </span><span class='date'>November 21, 2014 7:56 pm ET</span></div>
<div class='authLoc'>by <span class='author'>Fliggy Floppest Floom</span></div>
</div>
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<div class ='poem'>mxlipk <a href=)
Dingleberry Pie Dot Com xyk382 nglspim
Depends Undergarment Fetish xe382b
Here's a good question:
What do old women taste like?
Depends! Ha Ha Ha!
by Hannibal Lecter of Nursing Home
reverse phone lookup free results I am no longer positive kfkeedkgaadd
by owtwturr of USA
Scamming Africans!
Nuke Nigeria Today!
Destroy The Scam Spam!
by SuperCunt
Filthy diseased whore.
Snow white and the seven dwarves.
Black and white dwarf orgy.
Big bang orgasm.
Disney Carl Sagan slut!
Big black gaping hole.
by Spooge fest titty sprinkles
Goddamn fucking shit.
Fuck these fucking puke bag fucks.
Cunt drizzle stench slime.
by Anonymous Poet
Goddamn scamming cunts.
Lets rip out their entrails.
Love their expression.
We're scammed high and low.
Obama care and loan scams
There's no difference.
We're squeezed for our cash.
And they never see a court.
I want a fucking revolution and I don't give a shit if this is more than 5 syllables! Fuck 'em! Fuck the thieves and scammers and burn them alive! We need to take back what is ours!
by Scamming Cunts
hey petite philae
wave those so distant dendrons
hold on for the ride
by ash
I prefer gerbils.
Poodle ass is too loose.
Sometimes I do rats.
by Hooray! The spam is gone... for 5 minutes.
What is Haiku,
I think I may have done this wrong,
Does this irritate you
by POODLE-ASS of POODLEANALSMOOSH
Is it really gay,
If the man you are fucking,
Was once a female
by POODLE-ASS of POODLEANALSMOOSH
And I fucked her right,
Fuck her right in the pussy,
right in the pussy
by POODLE-ASS of POODLEANALSMOOSH
Anal with poodle,
SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH,
Gaping poodle ass
by POODLE-ASS of POODLEANALSMOOSH
Japanese Haiku:
The moon shines brightly.
Moon beams shimmer on the pond.
Hear how the frogs sing.
American translation:
The moon shines brightly.
Frogs are singing at the pond.
Lets go home and fuck.
They say the same thing.
You might miss the subtlety.
Both are about sex.
But then if you're me,
You'd go home and fuck the frog.
Subtlety is dumb.
by Most Disturbing Novel of Evil book
Iamback's "jelly".
He wants a Star Trek wedding.
Dreams of sucking Kirk
I'd rather be gay
than to be a jugalo.
Bunch of white trash scum.
"W00t w00t!" mating call
for donkey raping crack heads
and chicken fuckers.
ICP butt bong:
Gravity Bong with vodka.
Right up your ass hole.
Instant alcohol.
Straight from sphincter to your brain.
How Iamback drinks.
by Darth Figpucker
