Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

you sad little man
projection and denial
w00t ! w00t ! who's gay now ?
Haiku # 51898, January 12, 2015 3:58 am ET
by ash
Why does he repeat
the same thing all the damn time?
He's just that stupid?

I mean, I'm a troll,
but at least I mix it up
and try for some laughs.

Any truth to the
gay Star Wars wedding postings?
That would be too cool.

I'll go have a drink.
Rum and some Naked fruit juice.
Antioxidants! ;-)
Haiku # 51897, January 11, 2015 10:53 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of In the south barn.
A haiku entitled, "Quite literally a Wasted Load of Semen"

Ok. iamback's
been hatetrolling this website
for more than 10 years.
Haiku # 51896, January 11, 2015 9:03 pm ET
by Janis
Its times like these that
Test life only to realize
It only ends in death
Haiku # 51895, January 11, 2015 11:47 am ET
by ronin
What do you get
when a jugalo gets old?
You get iamback.

"w00t! w00t!" (Now THAT is GAY!)

I'd rather be gay
than fuck iamback's "girl friend".
Fat trailer park whore.

Haiku # 51894, January 11, 2015 10:08 am ET
by Darth Gaydar with R2D2 Buttplug
Did Ash smoke my stash?
Trolls are unmoving poo lumps.
We live in Starbucks.
Haiku # 51889, January 10, 2015 12:43 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Newark, NJ
khayyam what khayyam
unmoving trolls having writ
should now be moved on
Haiku # 51887, January 9, 2015 10:05 pm ET
by ash
I just shat myself.
Thank God I'm wearing Depends.
You should buy some too.

www.depend.com
Haiku # 51886, January 9, 2015 4:39 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Newark, NJ
Geolocation
Clearly you don't realize?
I know where you live.
Haiku # 51885, January 9, 2015 11:51 am ET
by Janis
Lol! You know what's great?
That I can edit the troll's
verse. Hilarious!
Haiku # 51884, January 9, 2015 11:45 am ET
by Janis
I have a small cock
And therefore I feel the need
To harass others
Haiku # 51882, January 9, 2015 11:36 am ET
by iamback of stersbh tention
I apologize
For all the trolling I've done
Repentant asshole
Haiku # 51881, January 9, 2015 11:34 am ET
by iamback
divine improvement
bye those who die by the code
bonus not boners
Haiku # 51879, January 9, 2015 6:13 am ET
by ash
if gods cared enough
they would smite personally
not send in the clowns
Haiku # 51878, January 9, 2015 6:08 am ET
by ash
If I were Steve Jobs,
I would be charitable.
I would be dead, too.
Haiku # 51877, January 9, 2015 2:47 am ET
by jykk of Vancouver
"Dashing through the snow,
In a one horse open sleigh!"
What the fuck is that?
Haiku # 51876, January 9, 2015 2:47 am ET
by jykk of Vancouver
A horse goes "Neigh, neigh!"
My wife goes "Please stop, no way!"
She died from horse sex.
Haiku # 51875, January 9, 2015 2:46 am ET
by jykk of Vancouver
A smoking hot blonde,
Dove straight into the park pond.
I used gas and fire.
Haiku # 51874, January 9, 2015 2:44 am ET
by jykk of Vancouver
Janis,

I think if you use whatever coding disables html in the "name" and "location" fields and work that into the haiku field (entry box, whatever you web folk call it) then you'll have a class act site once again and the scammers will have to go back to poaching endangered rhinos or being Somali pirates or manufacturing meth or whatever slime they do instead of posting things here. Excelent!

Haiku # 51873, January 8, 2015 5:36 pm ET
by no html here of nor here ;-)
Excellent coding!
HTML does not work
in the "name" field.

But it works here...
poo
Haiku # 51872, January 8, 2015 5:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of <a href="http://poo.com">poo</a>
I would kill for cash.
But I'd never kill for God.
I worship dollars.
Haiku # 51871, January 8, 2015 5:27 pm ET
by <a href="http://farts.com">farts.com</a> of testes testes
May those that murder
In the name of their sky gods
Be forever mocked

Je Suis Charlie!
Haiku # 51870, January 8, 2015 11:53 am ET
by Janis
Yes. The list is long
of stuff that I have to do.
It's a side project
Haiku # 51869, January 8, 2015 10:41 am ET
by Janis
But I can still code.
Disable HTML.
That's next on the list.
Haiku # 51867, January 7, 2015 10:10 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Newark, NJ
Way to go, Janis!
Looks like you fixed the website!
I am proud of you!

Testes testes 123
farts dot com
Haiku # 51866, January 7, 2015 10:08 pm ET
by Joe momma of timbucktoo (sp?)
yes it's been what now
18 years...and the bad poems
are actually good poems
Haiku # 51864, January 7, 2015 2:40 pm ET
by ronin
sun comes through the screen
library window, glare out in
the world of real life
Haiku # 51863, January 7, 2015 2:39 pm ET
by ronin
Please validate me
But not my bad poetry
The links should go though
Haiku # 51855, January 6, 2015 7:10 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Little hermit crab
Walking along the coral
One step and you're dead
Haiku # 51854, January 6, 2015 2:02 pm ET
by Janis
You're an evil bitch!
The Mayan Riviera?!
I think I hate you.

Seriously, though, taking out all link AND html coding would be the right thing to do.

Validating silly bulls.... No. Let's not do that. And sounds complicated. To remove links and not allow html should be easy.

Good luck. You outta share pics of your trip. Sounds awesome.
Haiku # 51851, January 6, 2015 12:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Options we now have:
Validate Poem syllables?
Take out all link fields?
Haiku # 51850, January 6, 2015 10:54 am ET
by Janis
One fucking week in
The Mayan Riviera
And pages of spam
Haiku # 51849, January 6, 2015 10:51 am ET
by Janis
haiku my haiku
boner pills and goat fucking
what have you become ?
Haiku # 51841, January 4, 2015 4:40 am ET
by ash
Prince Rogers Nelson
poops just like the homeless guy
in the neighborhood
Haiku # 51840, January 4, 2015 1:21 am ET
by Arugula Solid
hepatitis dick
big bag of rotting scrotum
heartless shit for brains
Haiku # 51839, January 3, 2015 10:32 pm ET
by looking into mirror
Winter's sole purpose:
Helping us appreciate
the warmer seasons
Haiku # 51838, January 3, 2015 5:10 pm ET
by Cold toes
This place is a mess
But still I have to confess
I check it sometimes
Haiku # 51837, January 3, 2015 12:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Poop on a pigeon
Start a brand new religion
Oh holy vengeance
Haiku # 51828, December 28, 2014 11:38 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Drugs are not so bad.
See, I am perfectly fine.
Just ask the warden!
Haiku # 51827, December 27, 2014 9:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I quit smoking crack.
Now I just butt-chug floor wax.
My shiny hiny!
Haiku # 51826, December 27, 2014 9:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fun brothel, two gays,
A lunch of titty blow phlegms.
Vexed queer's raw gin, duh.
Haiku # 51825, December 27, 2014 9:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I caught a pigeon.
Tied it down and shat on it.
My sweet brown revenge.
Haiku # 51824, December 27, 2014 9:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My garage sale.
Nothing but used underwear.
No one stopped to look.
Haiku # 51823, December 27, 2014 9:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Starbucks collection:
Boogers on the bathroom wall.
Who put them all there?
Haiku # 51822, December 27, 2014 9:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Flatulence of hell.
Stench reeks supreme over all.
Inhale; breathe deep!
Haiku # 51821, December 27, 2014 9:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm the boss of toss!
Wank and spank and smoke the dank.
Jesus Christ, that stank!
Haiku # 51820, December 27, 2014 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The muppet I'd fuck?
I'd do Snuffalupagus!
(Or let him do me!)
Haiku # 51819, December 27, 2014 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
God, I hate Christmas.
The guy who invented it
should be crucified.
Haiku # 51818, December 27, 2014 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I farted again.
The unforgivable sin.
The stench was that bad.
Haiku # 51817, December 27, 2014 9:16 am ET
by Ho Ho Ho. of Newark NJ
Read this shit, admit
you are now caught up in it
Small words for dumb birds
Haiku # 51816, December 27, 2014 3:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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