Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

A child's wisdom.
I don't know what nothing is.
And I never will.
Haiku # 51962, January 27, 2015 10:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you are a whore,
Limit the number of Johns.
Or you will be numb.
Haiku # 51958, January 27, 2015 1:50 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
Think guns and roses
For sale on vinyl 2015
Hows times really change
Haiku # 51957, January 26, 2015 10:27 pm ET
by ronin
After fifteen years
I think I'd move on and let words
Remain on the webpage
Haiku # 51956, January 26, 2015 10:23 pm ET
by ronin
What if poetry
Is bisexual then does
It fail with both sexes?
Haiku # 51955, January 26, 2015 10:17 pm ET
by ronin
I felt real life true
Solid depression here when
I wrote taking it

Personally, feeling
Leave the field to the ghetto rats
Let them burn their own
Haiku # 51954, January 26, 2015 10:15 pm ET
by ronin
I don't like how folks
Live in bubbles talking to
Themselves like budgies

Attack their own reflection
Haiku # 51953, January 26, 2015 10:12 pm ET
by ronin
The stuff written
In the haiku to outdo
Bondagecpony girls
Haiku # 51952, January 26, 2015 10:10 pm ET
by ronin
Honestly it used
to be way worse on here
Gramma has a cock
Haiku # 51951, January 26, 2015 5:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some Haikus are good
But they end in a strange way
Refrigerator
Haiku # 51949, January 26, 2015 4:02 pm ET
by Dukes of Hazard
Hunger drove your mind,
Where once were two, there is one.
Cannibalism.
Haiku # 51947, January 26, 2015 12:46 pm ET
by Nathaniel Owen of Japetus, Moon of Saturn
A voice advises;
The dragon in the kitchen,
says "stop smoking pot."
Haiku # 51946, January 26, 2015 12:42 pm ET
by Nathaniel Owen of Japetus, Moon of Saturn
Unwise fantasy.
I want to go rob a bank.
In my underwear.
Haiku # 51945, January 26, 2015 9:42 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
You have the power.
Slowing time is possible.
Do more silly shit.
Haiku # 51944, January 26, 2015 9:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
doing silly shit
i should realise i'm old
my broken rib hurts
Haiku # 51943, January 24, 2015 7:23 am ET
by ash
Poop drum fills with sun
Something here pays like light beer
Underwater fear
Haiku # 51942, January 24, 2015 4:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 51941, January 24, 2015 2:05 am ET
by Mindfulness Courses Dublin of uae
Highway overpass
Won't save us from tornadoes
Soon we fly away
Haiku # 51940, January 24, 2015 12:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Scrumptious pudding
Exacerbated cold sore
Facing off again
Haiku # 51938, January 23, 2015 12:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bill Baller is hoax.
Well, his penis is a hoax.
Or so says his wife.
Haiku # 51937, January 23, 2015 12:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
9 1 1 was hoax
holocaust is a hoax
infowars dot com!
Haiku # 51935, January 22, 2015 11:44 am ET
by Alex Jones of AMERICA
holocaust was fake
bush did 911, dude!
i like yummy food

Haiku # 51934, January 22, 2015 9:58 am ET
by Big Baller of Washington DC
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Haiku # 51933, January 22, 2015 4:33 am ET
by verhuizen hoorn of uae
Raindrop reflections
Mossy trees clinging to earth
Wind swept clouds creeping
Haiku # 51930, January 21, 2015 12:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I want to buy it.
The Ed Gein nipple necklace.
I'd wear it to work.
Haiku # 51927, January 20, 2015 9:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I wrote a haiku.
It was about sudoku.
It was boring.... shit.
Haiku # 51924, January 19, 2015 2:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have one question:
Why is poetry so gay?
Because you wrote it.
Haiku # 51923, January 19, 2015 2:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what's that ? come again ?
confected priapism ?
that's hard to believe...
Haiku # 51921, January 17, 2015 6:46 am ET
by ash
Old is relative
How 'bout pterodactyl porn?
I'll bet it's out there
Haiku # 51915, January 15, 2015 12:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Child porn is old.
Senior porn is so much worse.
Nursing home spy cams!
Haiku # 51905, January 12, 2015 9:11 pm ET
by NursingHomeSpyCams.com
Speech is limited
Draw and distribute child porn
And see what happens.
Haiku # 51903, January 12, 2015 12:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The hypocrisy
Of the marching autocrats
While Snowden exiled.
Haiku # 51902, January 12, 2015 12:45 pm ET
by Janis
As the snow falls down
A squirrel sits by the glass.
Eating some garbage.
Haiku # 51901, January 12, 2015 12:37 pm ET
by Janis
Don't mind funny trolls
Syllabic rigor though please.
If not just offal.
Haiku # 51900, January 12, 2015 12:31 pm ET
by Janis
As cool as a gay
star wars themed wedding would be,
it's all just drivel.
Haiku # 51899, January 12, 2015 10:53 am ET
by Janis
you sad little man
projection and denial
w00t ! w00t ! who's gay now ?
Haiku # 51898, January 12, 2015 3:58 am ET
by ash
Why does he repeat
the same thing all the damn time?
He's just that stupid?

I mean, I'm a troll,
but at least I mix it up
and try for some laughs.

Any truth to the
gay Star Wars wedding postings?
That would be too cool.

I'll go have a drink.
Rum and some Naked fruit juice.
Antioxidants! ;-)
Haiku # 51897, January 11, 2015 10:53 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of In the south barn.
A haiku entitled, "Quite literally a Wasted Load of Semen"

Ok. iamback's
been hatetrolling this website
for more than 10 years.
Haiku # 51896, January 11, 2015 9:03 pm ET
by Janis
Its times like these that
Test life only to realize
It only ends in death
Haiku # 51895, January 11, 2015 11:47 am ET
by ronin
What do you get
when a jugalo gets old?
You get iamback.

"w00t! w00t!" (Now THAT is GAY!)

I'd rather be gay
than fuck iamback's "girl friend".
Fat trailer park whore.

Haiku # 51894, January 11, 2015 10:08 am ET
by Darth Gaydar with R2D2 Buttplug
Did Ash smoke my stash?
Trolls are unmoving poo lumps.
We live in Starbucks.
Haiku # 51889, January 10, 2015 12:43 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Newark, NJ
khayyam what khayyam
unmoving trolls having writ
should now be moved on
Haiku # 51887, January 9, 2015 10:05 pm ET
by ash
I just shat myself.
Thank God I'm wearing Depends.
You should buy some too.

www.depend.com
Haiku # 51886, January 9, 2015 4:39 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Newark, NJ
Geolocation
Clearly you don't realize?
I know where you live.
Haiku # 51885, January 9, 2015 11:51 am ET
by Janis
Lol! You know what's great?
That I can edit the troll's
verse. Hilarious!
Haiku # 51884, January 9, 2015 11:45 am ET
by Janis
I have a small cock
And therefore I feel the need
To harass others
Haiku # 51882, January 9, 2015 11:36 am ET
by iamback of stersbh tention
I apologize
For all the trolling I've done
Repentant asshole
Haiku # 51881, January 9, 2015 11:34 am ET
by iamback
divine improvement
bye those who die by the code
bonus not boners
Haiku # 51879, January 9, 2015 6:13 am ET
by ash
if gods cared enough
they would smite personally
not send in the clowns
Haiku # 51878, January 9, 2015 6:08 am ET
by ash
If I were Steve Jobs,
I would be charitable.
I would be dead, too.
Haiku # 51877, January 9, 2015 2:47 am ET
by jykk of Vancouver
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