Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

This is a guide to
how many syllables you
need in a Haiku.
Haiku # 51997, February 4, 2015 3:06 pm ET
by jake of state farm
Tor, you need a whore.
Cash is real; VD is real.
And there is no love.
Haiku # 51995, February 4, 2015 9:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I just listened to
Careful with That Axe Eugene.
Brings back memories.
Haiku # 51994, February 4, 2015 1:28 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
Love is a mirage
We share smiles but what's the point?
I need something real.
Haiku # 51993, February 4, 2015 12:23 am ET
by Tor of Toronto
Is it the last storm
Spirals out of order, plows
Make snow ziggurats
Haiku # 51992, February 2, 2015 8:18 pm ET
by ronin
Football game today
How could some become obsessed
with sweaty mean men
Haiku # 51990, February 1, 2015 4:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Magic hamster talks
about philosophy and
the beauty of life
Haiku # 51989, February 1, 2015 4:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You know you are grown
Old when pay phones are for sale
In antique locales
Haiku # 51988, January 30, 2015 8:12 pm ET
by ronin
It sucks getting old.
Watching porn does not arouse.
Should I click the spam?
Haiku # 51987, January 30, 2015 10:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The spam viking sketch
Seems quite appropro to the
Ongoing pill bots
Haiku # 51985, January 30, 2015 1:18 am ET
by ronin
Flying saucer goat
Travels amongst the planets
Bringing joy to all
Haiku # 51984, January 30, 2015 1:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My wife just farted.
I breathed it in quite deeply.
I wish I hadn't.
Haiku # 51973, January 28, 2015 5:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let's talk about sex
Just kidding, let's please not
I'm still a virgin
Haiku # 51972, January 28, 2015 2:51 pm ET
by Virgin of Virginia
What is to stop me
From making a long ass post
On this stupid site?
Haiku # 51966, January 27, 2015 3:48 pm ET
by Alex Jones of AMERICA
Feelings are mixed say
I hate amazon but I
Get stuff cheaper there

Or wal mart with cheap
Everything who can keep
That bunch down? Amazon
Haiku # 51965, January 27, 2015 11:35 am ET
by ronin
The danger is not
Being tough enough in mind
To say fuck you to

The right people
Haiku # 51964, January 27, 2015 11:26 am ET
by ronin
Folks seem to indulge
Excess tolerate it then
Puritans take charge
Haiku # 51963, January 27, 2015 11:21 am ET
by ronin
A child's wisdom.
I don't know what nothing is.
And I never will.
Haiku # 51962, January 27, 2015 10:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you are a whore,
Limit the number of Johns.
Or you will be numb.
Haiku # 51958, January 27, 2015 1:50 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
Think guns and roses
For sale on vinyl 2015
Hows times really change
Haiku # 51957, January 26, 2015 10:27 pm ET
by ronin
After fifteen years
I think I'd move on and let words
Remain on the webpage
Haiku # 51956, January 26, 2015 10:23 pm ET
by ronin
What if poetry
Is bisexual then does
It fail with both sexes?
Haiku # 51955, January 26, 2015 10:17 pm ET
by ronin
I felt real life true
Solid depression here when
I wrote taking it

Personally, feeling
Leave the field to the ghetto rats
Let them burn their own
Haiku # 51954, January 26, 2015 10:15 pm ET
by ronin
I don't like how folks
Live in bubbles talking to
Themselves like budgies

Attack their own reflection
Haiku # 51953, January 26, 2015 10:12 pm ET
by ronin
The stuff written
In the haiku to outdo
Bondagecpony girls
Haiku # 51952, January 26, 2015 10:10 pm ET
by ronin
Honestly it used
to be way worse on here
Gramma has a cock
Haiku # 51951, January 26, 2015 5:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some Haikus are good
But they end in a strange way
Refrigerator
Haiku # 51949, January 26, 2015 4:02 pm ET
by Dukes of Hazard
Hunger drove your mind,
Where once were two, there is one.
Cannibalism.
Haiku # 51947, January 26, 2015 12:46 pm ET
by Nathaniel Owen of Japetus, Moon of Saturn
A voice advises;
The dragon in the kitchen,
says "stop smoking pot."
Haiku # 51946, January 26, 2015 12:42 pm ET
by Nathaniel Owen of Japetus, Moon of Saturn
Unwise fantasy.
I want to go rob a bank.
In my underwear.
Haiku # 51945, January 26, 2015 9:42 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
You have the power.
Slowing time is possible.
Do more silly shit.
Haiku # 51944, January 26, 2015 9:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
doing silly shit
i should realise i'm old
my broken rib hurts
Haiku # 51943, January 24, 2015 7:23 am ET
by ash
Poop drum fills with sun
Something here pays like light beer
Underwater fear
Haiku # 51942, January 24, 2015 4:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 51941, January 24, 2015 2:05 am ET
by Mindfulness Courses Dublin of uae
Highway overpass
Won't save us from tornadoes
Soon we fly away
Haiku # 51940, January 24, 2015 12:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Scrumptious pudding
Exacerbated cold sore
Facing off again
Haiku # 51938, January 23, 2015 12:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bill Baller is hoax.
Well, his penis is a hoax.
Or so says his wife.
Haiku # 51937, January 23, 2015 12:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
9 1 1 was hoax
holocaust is a hoax
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Haiku # 51935, January 22, 2015 11:44 am ET
by Alex Jones of AMERICA
holocaust was fake
bush did 911, dude!
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by Big Baller of Washington DC
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Haiku # 51933, January 22, 2015 4:33 am ET
by verhuizen hoorn of uae
Raindrop reflections
Mossy trees clinging to earth
Wind swept clouds creeping
Haiku # 51930, January 21, 2015 12:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I want to buy it.
The Ed Gein nipple necklace.
I'd wear it to work.
Haiku # 51927, January 20, 2015 9:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I wrote a haiku.
It was about sudoku.
It was boring.... shit.
Haiku # 51924, January 19, 2015 2:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have one question:
Why is poetry so gay?
Because you wrote it.
Haiku # 51923, January 19, 2015 2:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what's that ? come again ?
confected priapism ?
that's hard to believe...
Haiku # 51921, January 17, 2015 6:46 am ET
by ash
Old is relative
How 'bout pterodactyl porn?
I'll bet it's out there
Haiku # 51915, January 15, 2015 12:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Child porn is old.
Senior porn is so much worse.
Nursing home spy cams!
Haiku # 51905, January 12, 2015 9:11 pm ET
by NursingHomeSpyCams.com
Speech is limited
Draw and distribute child porn
And see what happens.
Haiku # 51903, January 12, 2015 12:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The hypocrisy
Of the marching autocrats
While Snowden exiled.
Haiku # 51902, January 12, 2015 12:45 pm ET
by Janis
As the snow falls down
A squirrel sits by the glass.
Eating some garbage.
Haiku # 51901, January 12, 2015 12:37 pm ET
by Janis
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