Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

too much, too little
too late, too early over
and over again
Haiku # 52230, March 24, 2015 3:55 pm ET
by 218
Jello!
Eat the pudding pops.
They look like Bill Cosby's Shlong.
The girls know that's true.
Haiku # 52229, March 24, 2015 3:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why they write "Hello!"
I will never comprehend.
Google likes manners?
Haiku # 52227, March 24, 2015 3:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This site's more splattered
than a blonde actress' face
when auditioning.

Sadly these are scams.
No wives will be satisfied
but the mob boss'.
Haiku # 52226, March 24, 2015 3:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
For that matter is
It the Russian mob spamming
This site for money
Haiku # 52223, March 24, 2015 11:10 am ET
by 218
Any latst requests asked
A martini, cigar
And a cheeseburger
Haiku # 52220, March 24, 2015 12:26 am ET
by 218
Is any spot safe
From the roving eye of big
Data, or BFD?
Haiku # 52219, March 24, 2015 12:23 am ET
by 218
Using tobacco
Buried my aunt, and it may
Kill me, yet I do
Haiku # 52218, March 24, 2015 12:20 am ET
by 218
Any subculture you meet
Hardcore set, hangers on and
Initiates,tourists
Haiku # 52217, March 24, 2015 12:15 am ET
by 218
We forget the child's
Innocence, party, sin, then
Have kids of our own

Go on to bake cookies
Haiku # 52216, March 24, 2015 12:13 am ET
by 218
One way of life gives
Way to another folks die
Babies born and its

All been said and its
Gonna be said over and
So on and so forth
Haiku # 52215, March 24, 2015 12:09 am ET
by 218
Wired to the world
Of mind control play, 5 years
Later, golf and bridge
Haiku # 52214, March 24, 2015 12:04 am ET
by 218
The internet used
To be that thing hipsters and
Nerds had much fun on

Now what, CNN
Boner pills, Google, and no
More paper irs
Haiku # 52213, March 24, 2015 12:01 am ET
by 218
Was on a collar
Making website, spam spam spam
But sexy collars
Haiku # 52212, March 23, 2015 11:57 pm ET
by curiousdrone
I find spam splattered
All over the place here, so as
Bad as my stuff is

Here goes
Haiku # 52211, March 23, 2015 11:54 pm ET
by curiousdrone
Sooner or later
The subtle gift emerges
A welcome surprise
Haiku # 52208, March 23, 2015 12:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The weather is warm.
I want to go out to play.
But I am grounded.
Haiku # 52205, March 22, 2015 3:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I like Italian.
I don't fear the pasta beast.
I would eat it up!
Haiku # 52203, March 22, 2015 2:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spaghetti monster.
Why have you forsaken me?
You do not exist.
Haiku # 52202, March 22, 2015 2:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Farts are not funny.
But try telling that to kids.
I need to buy beans.
Haiku # 52201, March 22, 2015 12:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Burning ball of gas?
Haiku # 52195, March 21, 2015 8:17 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
A blank page replaced
by empty computer screen
Fresh, empty canvas
Haiku # 52191, March 21, 2015 12:59 am ET
by Painter of Words
How the shit backs up.
This site needs and e-plunger.
What are these IP's?

Haiku # 52189, March 20, 2015 11:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Penile implants.
Breast enlargement addiction.
More machine than man.
Haiku # 52186, March 20, 2015 5:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I guess Ash likes *MASH*.
Well so who the hell doesn't?
War, humor, and booze.
Haiku # 52175, March 19, 2015 11:26 am ET
by darth figpucker
home of henry blake
was bloomington, illinois
he didn't come back
Haiku # 52172, March 19, 2015 7:37 am ET
by ash
I am so happy!
I don't have a small penis!
It's a giant clit!
Haiku # 52169, March 18, 2015 6:30 pm ET
by iamback (the REAL one!)
Nothing more fun than
Trolling the ignorant troll
Hope he comes back soon ;-)
Haiku # 52168, March 18, 2015 10:13 am ET
by Janis
here for a short time
but never for a good time
you are back briefly
Haiku # 52165, March 18, 2015 8:01 am ET
by ash
I've never had sex.
That is why I'm so angry.
No one could love me.
Haiku # 52159, March 17, 2015 6:27 pm ET
by iamback of alone in walmart bathroom using internet on cell phone with my pants around my ankles and spitting on my tiny dick
I like to butt chug
Listerine and acetone.
Jugalo white trash.
(woot woot.)
Haiku # 52158, March 17, 2015 6:19 pm ET
by iamback (the REAL one!) of Making bathtub meth.
I don't think I'm gay,
but I would sure fuck Yoda.
Bang that tight green ass.
Haiku # 52157, March 17, 2015 6:10 pm ET
by iamback (the REAL one) of Seagoville Texas Federal Correctional Institution
I have itchy balls
I think I have crabs down there
Please mommy help me
Haiku # 52156, March 17, 2015 6:07 pm ET
by Iamback and u are not
Funnily enough
My ip address tracks to
"Normal, Illinois"
Haiku # 52155, March 17, 2015 6:05 pm ET
by Iamback and you are assneck
Here's the stupid thing
This silly trolling asshat
Keeps on coming back
Haiku # 52153, March 17, 2015 6:00 pm ET
by Iamback(the real one)
the moving troll writes
and having nothing to say
surprises no-one
Haiku # 52151, March 17, 2015 8:09 am ET
by ash
No need to worry.
If you can see the tiger,
he is not hungry.

--Thai forest guide
Haiku # 52150, March 16, 2015 12:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
to punish a child
physically in Vatican
under whose robes
Haiku # 52147, March 16, 2015 10:05 am ET
by The Pope of Vatican
The frozen grass,
Keyboard warrior
and other ideas
this is Albert.
Haiku # 52146, March 16, 2015 9:57 am ET
by Albert of New Jersey
The name of the game
Headliners stray
on the bleachers
Concussions no more
Haiku # 52145, March 16, 2015 9:55 am ET
by Desport of Iasi
Cast away your fears!
Unless you dread wild tigers...
'cause those can hurt you
Haiku # 52141, March 15, 2015 9:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have realized
All my homophobia:
I like to suck dick.
Haiku # 52139, March 15, 2015 6:55 pm ET
by iamback
I love trolling this
site. Mostly because I am
really quite dickless
Haiku # 52138, March 15, 2015 6:53 pm ET
by iamback
What must I be now?
No longer my teenage angst
a fully grown troll.
Haiku # 52137, March 15, 2015 6:50 pm ET
by iamback
I could use some strange.
Some strange strange from outer space.
Star Trek poon be good!
Haiku # 52135, March 15, 2015 4:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I don't wipe my ass.
I pour water down my back.
Quit killing the trees.
Haiku # 52134, March 15, 2015 4:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Physics 2 is hard.
Physics 1 is not too bad.
Magnetism sucks.
Haiku # 52129, March 14, 2015 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
au revoir discworld
goodbye sir terry pratchett
your books will live on
Haiku # 52125, March 14, 2015 6:55 am ET
by ash
I will give myself
Commit communicating
Thank you for this chance
Haiku # 52124, March 14, 2015 5:10 am ET
by Jerry of Hometown
Momentarily
lost my beer, then feeling scared
fought five or six bears
Haiku # 52123, March 14, 2015 3:31 am ET
by Androgynous Post
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