Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76968 Haiku later...

Kill the human race.
Booger flavored jelly beans.
That's the reason why.
Haiku # 52286, March 30, 2015 8:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yo' momma so poor
she loads badhaiku dot com
to get the free SPAM.
Haiku # 52285, March 29, 2015 8:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
afterward
the cool sweat-
nakedness
Haiku # 52283, March 28, 2015 9:03 pm ET
by T-Trees of Colorado
halloween party-
giving out bags of gummies
shaped like dicks
Haiku # 52282, March 28, 2015 9:00 pm ET
by T-Trees of Colorado
batch:
what she calls
sex juice
Haiku # 52281, March 28, 2015 8:58 pm ET
by T-Trees of Colorado
downtown
afterward a long
mouth pube
Haiku # 52280, March 28, 2015 8:57 pm ET
by T-Trees of Boulder, CO
katakoto-
in my teeth
a long pube
Haiku # 52279, March 28, 2015 8:48 pm ET
by TFB of Boulder
it's state elections
the politicians will win
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 52276, March 28, 2015 12:40 am ET
by ash
buy my boner pills
otherwise you can get fucked
rather flaccidly
Haiku # 52275, March 28, 2015 12:37 am ET
by ash
well Alvin Toffler
and his future shock and we're
all still being shocked :)
Haiku # 52273, March 27, 2015 11:00 pm ET
by 218
fuck renovation
the end results will be great
but the process sucks
Haiku # 52272, March 27, 2015 9:06 pm ET
by ash
the random hellos
post themselves here like the trash
on an empty street
Haiku # 52264, March 26, 2015 2:59 pm ET
by 218
The home of a nut
Torn down to erase the dead
How we deny pain
Haiku # 52258, March 25, 2015 5:44 pm ET
by 218
If we can't balance
The budget or clear living space
I'll just fight this spam
Haiku # 52257, March 25, 2015 5:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
exploring the basics
of life, trying to find the
place in the wide world
Haiku # 52255, March 25, 2015 3:05 pm ET
by 218
if it is at all
possible, wonders if the spam
can go away
Haiku # 52254, March 25, 2015 2:52 pm ET
by 218
Fat frogs like to sing.
Fat frogs eat fat mosquitoes.
Beavis does not care.
Haiku # 52250, March 24, 2015 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i have spent all day
on line wasting much of my
life for many years
Haiku # 52242, March 24, 2015 6:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wow these people are
too dignified to even
say bless you when i

sneeze
Haiku # 52241, March 24, 2015 6:30 pm ET
by 218
i can't post all of
the haikus now, 218
is just a number
Haiku # 52240, March 24, 2015 5:45 pm ET
by 218
Deep in buzzing mind
Returning to the blank peace
Reclaiming the whole
Haiku # 52239, March 24, 2015 4:58 pm ET
by leslie of Canada
well i want to add
some haiku folks here to push
spam off of the site
Haiku # 52238, March 24, 2015 4:55 pm ET
by 218
i find myself on
the same places here and there
real life, work, and home
Haiku # 52237, March 24, 2015 4:44 pm ET
by 218
i am wondering
if slavoj zizek is posting
here as someone
Haiku # 52236, March 24, 2015 4:15 pm ET
by 218
well it used to be
the new media in check
with the old and now

it is the tool of
so many divergent forces
gone mad on world scene
Haiku # 52235, March 24, 2015 4:04 pm ET
by 218
in 20 years what will
the historians say on
all this porn we watch
Haiku # 52234, March 24, 2015 4:03 pm ET
by 218
it's become more of
a dadaist commentary
of what the net has

turned into
Haiku # 52233, March 24, 2015 4:02 pm ET
by 218
the on going storm
of social gatherings place
time name and stamp date
Haiku # 52232, March 24, 2015 3:59 pm ET
by 218
was here before
Haiku # 52231, March 24, 2015 3:57 pm ET
by me of here
too much, too little
too late, too early over
and over again
Haiku # 52230, March 24, 2015 3:55 pm ET
by 218
Jello!
Eat the pudding pops.
They look like Bill Cosby's Shlong.
The girls know that's true.
Haiku # 52229, March 24, 2015 3:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why they write "Hello!"
I will never comprehend.
Google likes manners?
Haiku # 52227, March 24, 2015 3:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This site's more splattered
than a blonde actress' face
when auditioning.

Sadly these are scams.
No wives will be satisfied
but the mob boss'.
Haiku # 52226, March 24, 2015 3:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
For that matter is
It the Russian mob spamming
This site for money
Haiku # 52223, March 24, 2015 11:10 am ET
by 218
Any latst requests asked
A martini, cigar
And a cheeseburger
Haiku # 52220, March 24, 2015 12:26 am ET
by 218
Is any spot safe
From the roving eye of big
Data, or BFD?
Haiku # 52219, March 24, 2015 12:23 am ET
by 218
Using tobacco
Buried my aunt, and it may
Kill me, yet I do
Haiku # 52218, March 24, 2015 12:20 am ET
by 218
Any subculture you meet
Hardcore set, hangers on and
Initiates,tourists
Haiku # 52217, March 24, 2015 12:15 am ET
by 218
We forget the child's
Innocence, party, sin, then
Have kids of our own

Go on to bake cookies
Haiku # 52216, March 24, 2015 12:13 am ET
by 218
One way of life gives
Way to another folks die
Babies born and its

All been said and its
Gonna be said over and
So on and so forth
Haiku # 52215, March 24, 2015 12:09 am ET
by 218
Wired to the world
Of mind control play, 5 years
Later, golf and bridge
Haiku # 52214, March 24, 2015 12:04 am ET
by 218
The internet used
To be that thing hipsters and
Nerds had much fun on

Now what, CNN
Boner pills, Google, and no
More paper irs
Haiku # 52213, March 24, 2015 12:01 am ET
by 218
Was on a collar
Making website, spam spam spam
But sexy collars
Haiku # 52212, March 23, 2015 11:57 pm ET
by curiousdrone
I find spam splattered
All over the place here, so as
Bad as my stuff is

Here goes
Haiku # 52211, March 23, 2015 11:54 pm ET
by curiousdrone
Sooner or later
The subtle gift emerges
A welcome surprise
Haiku # 52208, March 23, 2015 12:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The weather is warm.
I want to go out to play.
But I am grounded.
Haiku # 52205, March 22, 2015 3:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I like Italian.
I don't fear the pasta beast.
I would eat it up!
Haiku # 52203, March 22, 2015 2:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spaghetti monster.
Why have you forsaken me?
You do not exist.
Haiku # 52202, March 22, 2015 2:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Farts are not funny.
But try telling that to kids.
I need to buy beans.
Haiku # 52201, March 22, 2015 12:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Burning ball of gas?
Haiku # 52195, March 21, 2015 8:17 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
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