Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

Flatulent old toad.
Croaks his rancid methane belch.
Global warming frogs.
Haiku # 52472, May 1, 2015 9:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
people on streets
robes attire ford
blame canada
Haiku # 52471, May 1, 2015 3:53 am ET
by eric cartman of South Park
Inside the roof.
Under the clouds.
Haiku # 52470, May 1, 2015 3:51 am ET
by dr. john of vienna
Flush it all away.
I do not need to worry.
I know how to swim.
Haiku # 52469, April 30, 2015 6:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I traveled through time.
I brought back a dinosaur.
T-rex McNuggets.
Haiku # 52468, April 30, 2015 6:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bicycle powered.
Enormous gyrating dong.
Self lubricated.
Haiku # 52467, April 30, 2015 6:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'd poop in your yard.
Please put your address on here.
I'll be there shortly.
Haiku # 52466, April 30, 2015 2:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let Bob do his job.
He's fertilizing your yard.
See how green it is!
Haiku # 52465, April 30, 2015 2:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Bob" is palindrome
Bob is also a douche bag
Who poops in my yard
Haiku # 52464, April 30, 2015 12:43 am ET
by Mad Neighbor
The spam bots forgot
to attach their stupid links.
Nothing but "Hello!"

farts
testing...
Haiku # 52463, April 29, 2015 10:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
your lost palindrome
feel like you're going backwards ?
can't have it both ways
Haiku # 52462, April 29, 2015 9:31 pm ET
by ash
I wrote a novel.
It's also a palindrome.
Forgot to hit save.
Haiku # 52460, April 29, 2015 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I hate all poems
That's why I write characters
do weird things to them
Haiku # 52458, April 29, 2015 1:01 am ET
by Paperback Writer
I hate all people.
That's why I write poetry.
I should do drive-by's.

What would people do
if I recited at them
from my car window?
Haiku # 52457, April 28, 2015 7:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Outlaw all clothing.
Naked people ev'rywhere.
Move to Florida.
Haiku # 52456, April 28, 2015 12:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The industrious
will gather up the bullshit
to put on gardens.
Haiku # 52455, April 28, 2015 12:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
But there is no truth.
There is only the bullshit.
Oooo, I'm so profound.
Haiku # 52454, April 28, 2015 12:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Where others see truth,
the weary smell the bullshit
I blame the cattle!
Haiku # 52453, April 27, 2015 8:46 pm ET
by Post Dramatic Dress
Stealing is not cool.
Unless you steal condoms.
Then it is okay.
Haiku # 52452, April 27, 2015 4:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dead men tell no lies.
But they can get erections.
And they poop themselves.
Haiku # 52451, April 27, 2015 4:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
To write good haiku,
the last line should be subtle.
Fish don't fart bubbles.
Haiku # 52450, April 27, 2015 8:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It is all the same.
Had sex, made love to, or fucked.
Now do a hand stand.
Haiku # 52449, April 27, 2015 8:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The roasted flesh of
five castrated gummy bears
clog up my e-bong.
Haiku # 52446, April 26, 2015 8:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I put Viagra
in the Eucharist wafers.
Oh, those silly priests.
Haiku # 52445, April 26, 2015 7:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do you have a fave?
Which haiku do you like best?
I know it's not mine.
Haiku # 52444, April 26, 2015 7:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Garlic anchovy
ghost pepper cappuccino.
Burping fire balls.
Haiku # 52443, April 26, 2015 7:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
.
life like a shadow
Darkly casting our presence
of no real substance.
Haiku # 52442, April 26, 2015 6:39 pm ET
by Dancing fool
I''m so fortunate.
My penis is very large.
Guinea pigs love me.
Haiku # 52441, April 25, 2015 7:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bring me a Mai Thai!
Or a Pina Colada!
Or a fucking beer!
Haiku # 52440, April 25, 2015 7:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You may suck my farts.
Get on your knees with a straw.
I've been eating eggs.
Haiku # 52439, April 25, 2015 7:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I hate you so much.
I hope your dick gets bit off
by snapping turtles.
Haiku # 52438, April 25, 2015 7:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hate is forever.
Love is an invented lie.
But it gets you laid.
Haiku # 52437, April 25, 2015 7:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Back from Jacking It.
San Diego is awesome.
There's no better place.
Haiku # 52436, April 25, 2015 7:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Summer time titties.
Blooming like flowers in spring.
I'll go jack off now.
Haiku # 52435, April 25, 2015 5:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's no better high.
Inject snake venom mixtures.
You'll live forever.
Haiku # 52434, April 25, 2015 5:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This will not make sense.
Poets would not understand.
Deep fried tape worm snacks.
Haiku # 52433, April 25, 2015 5:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'd like to offend.
The dead, living, and unborn.
Eat a balut egg.
Haiku # 52432, April 25, 2015 5:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fortunate person
Lives in a place where writing
Earns living wages
Haiku # 52430, April 25, 2015 12:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Practice makes perfect
unless you practice it wrong
In which case, you suck
Haiku # 52426, April 24, 2015 12:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have work to do.
Of course I'm not doing it.
Stupid ass clients.
Haiku # 52425, April 23, 2015 6:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Endangered tortoise.
Airport security glitch.
hidden up my ass.
Haiku # 52424, April 23, 2015 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Stoned cunt ooze high coos.
Listen to the blues and snooze.
Beggers cannot choose.
Haiku # 52423, April 23, 2015 6:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gingers have no soul.
They are walking meat puppets.
Eric Cartman knows.

Haiku # 52421, April 23, 2015 12:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sell me things I need,
like a soul or a conscience.
I would if I could
Haiku # 52420, April 23, 2015 8:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello!
You can't pass it up.
The deal of a lifetime.
Buy before it's gone.
Haiku # 52417, April 22, 2015 12:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Graffiti poems
Going up here by the hour
Change in the weather
Haiku # 52416, April 22, 2015 1:24 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Citronella bug
Candles, grill, tourists, star light
Sea gulls and stoners
Haiku # 52415, April 21, 2015 11:24 pm ET
by 218
Disposable things
Become the vital items
In consumer cult

Trash to trasures
Haiku # 52414, April 21, 2015 11:19 pm ET
by 218
Hello!
Yuppie spring time rite.
Banana plants are brought out.
Espresso beer bong.
Haiku # 52413, April 21, 2015 7:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
belief systems go
to explain phases of life
child, adult, parent
Haiku # 52412, April 21, 2015 4:32 pm ET
by 218
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