Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

Ev'ry breath you take
you breathe in Hitler's last fart.
Just one molecule.
Haiku # 52521, May 11, 2015 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello!
Haiku # 52520, May 11, 2015 7:15 pm ET
by eruyroer of USA
I fart in a jar
Then I close it up real quick
Save it for later
Haiku # 52519, May 11, 2015 6:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I fart in your car.
Picking old locks is easy.
Felony fart fun.
Haiku # 52518, May 11, 2015 2:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I fart in my car
It happens more than I want
My children giggle
Haiku # 52516, May 10, 2015 8:18 pm ET
by Me of Earth
Repeat offender
I still have nothing to say
So I go away
Haiku # 52511, May 8, 2015 1:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Empty space gets filled
random, poorly conceived thoughts.
Shadows of regrets
Haiku # 52510, May 8, 2015 1:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Earth worms are soothing.
Put one in your burnt penis.
Call me tomorrow.
Haiku # 52506, May 7, 2015 1:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The sunburnt penis aches.
It longs for air and vagina.
The soft flesh peels off.
Haiku # 52505, May 7, 2015 11:50 am ET
by Dangatang Johnson of USA
My urethra is gaping.
Spread like a wet horse cunt.
Like your grandmother.
Haiku # 52504, May 7, 2015 11:42 am ET
by Dank Frank of the Stank
Interview questions:
Who is your favorite band?
Ever kill someone?
Haiku # 52502, May 7, 2015 12:16 am ET
by Hiring Manager
To be skinned is bliss.
Turned inside out like a glove.
Guts lying at feet.
Haiku # 52501, May 6, 2015 10:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Like rhinestone cowboy
Daddy go rodeo ham
Stink spangled insult
Haiku # 52500, May 6, 2015 4:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have to go poop.
I'll be right back afterwards.
See, I am now back.

I did not fall in.
That could never have happened.
My ass is too wide.

Try using wetwipes.
They're way better than TP.
Your ass will feel great.
Haiku # 52499, May 6, 2015 4:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Viruses and spam.
Scam and sham, no thank you, ma'am.
Burn in hell, Goddamn!
Haiku # 52498, May 6, 2015 10:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I offer to you
Haiku about sudoku
It's logic, not math
Haiku # 52495, May 6, 2015 1:20 am ET
by Red Lobster
We're born from the sea.
Origins that smell of fish.
You must love sushi.
Haiku # 52492, May 5, 2015 4:26 pm ET
by Click Here to Advertise: of www dot extreme perversions dot com
He owns a mouser.
I thought that he meant a cat,
not a gay sex slave.
Haiku # 52491, May 5, 2015 4:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Things I think about.
If ev'ry sperm became man.
Outnumber the stars.
Haiku # 52490, May 5, 2015 4:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wat little i know
reflects wat little i learn,
wat little i care
Haiku # 52489, May 5, 2015 11:54 am ET
by indifferent karma of not where u are
Hello!
My penis fell off.
Please let me borrow some glue.
Epoxy is fine.
Haiku # 52488, May 5, 2015 10:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
how do haikus work
could someone educate me
do they go like this
Haiku # 52486, May 4, 2015 3:31 am ET
by f
my giant penis
just kidding i dont have one
this makes me depressed
Haiku # 52485, May 4, 2015 3:29 am ET
by f
one two three four five
two three four five six seven
one two three four five
Haiku # 52484, May 4, 2015 3:26 am ET
by couting
Vaginal prolapse.
Arby's roast beef sandwiches.
There's no difference.
Haiku # 52483, May 3, 2015 6:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some got silicon
i'm chesty in my own way
with yellow mucus
Haiku # 52482, May 3, 2015 8:53 am ET
by ash
Music listening
helps my mind mend mad mistakes
Can't go back in time

Haiku # 52481, May 3, 2015 3:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Eventually,
everything comes to an end.
Even this haiku.
Haiku # 52480, May 2, 2015 5:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pacquiao will die.
Mayweather will also die.
Everyone will die.
Haiku # 52479, May 2, 2015 9:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey, your step sister
looks exactly like my mom
Small world after all
Haiku # 52478, May 2, 2015 1:48 am ET
by Dungeon is Crab
She's my step sister!
And we are deeply in love.
Mind your own business.
Haiku # 52477, May 1, 2015 12:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lots of people care!
More than they love poetry.
Get off your sister.
Haiku # 52476, May 1, 2015 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Will Pacquiao win?
Or will it be Mayweather?
Who gives a rat's ass!
Haiku # 52475, May 1, 2015 10:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Post influenza
thick Nickelodian slime
fills my sinuses.
Haiku # 52474, May 1, 2015 10:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Common signature.
Always writes about douche bags.
His wife should get one.
Haiku # 52473, May 1, 2015 10:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Flatulent old toad.
Croaks his rancid methane belch.
Global warming frogs.
Haiku # 52472, May 1, 2015 9:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
people on streets
robes attire ford
blame canada
Haiku # 52471, May 1, 2015 3:53 am ET
by eric cartman of South Park
Inside the roof.
Under the clouds.
Haiku # 52470, May 1, 2015 3:51 am ET
by dr. john of vienna
Flush it all away.
I do not need to worry.
I know how to swim.
Haiku # 52469, April 30, 2015 6:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I traveled through time.
I brought back a dinosaur.
T-rex McNuggets.
Haiku # 52468, April 30, 2015 6:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bicycle powered.
Enormous gyrating dong.
Self lubricated.
Haiku # 52467, April 30, 2015 6:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'd poop in your yard.
Please put your address on here.
I'll be there shortly.
Haiku # 52466, April 30, 2015 2:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let Bob do his job.
He's fertilizing your yard.
See how green it is!
Haiku # 52465, April 30, 2015 2:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Bob" is palindrome
Bob is also a douche bag
Who poops in my yard
Haiku # 52464, April 30, 2015 12:43 am ET
by Mad Neighbor
The spam bots forgot
to attach their stupid links.
Nothing but "Hello!"

farts
testing...
Haiku # 52463, April 29, 2015 10:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
your lost palindrome
feel like you're going backwards ?
can't have it both ways
Haiku # 52462, April 29, 2015 9:31 pm ET
by ash
I wrote a novel.
It's also a palindrome.
Forgot to hit save.
Haiku # 52460, April 29, 2015 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I hate all poems
That's why I write characters
do weird things to them
Haiku # 52458, April 29, 2015 1:01 am ET
by Paperback Writer
I hate all people.
That's why I write poetry.
I should do drive-by's.

What would people do
if I recited at them
from my car window?
Haiku # 52457, April 28, 2015 7:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Outlaw all clothing.
Naked people ev'rywhere.
Move to Florida.
Haiku # 52456, April 28, 2015 12:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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