Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

Let us now compose
poetry that offends God
so that He appears.
Haiku # 52539, May 18, 2015 10:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What do you call an
Arab who has goats and sheep?
He's bisexual!
Haiku # 52538, May 17, 2015 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vaginoplasty.
Virgin tightness is restored.
Or just fuck black guys.
Haiku # 52537, May 17, 2015 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Telephone pole big.
Satisfy a blue whale.
Penile implant.
Haiku # 52536, May 17, 2015 3:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I don't need your love.
I need a million dollars.
Now go sell your ass.
Haiku # 52535, May 17, 2015 3:06 pm ET
by Pimp Mac Daddy
I want to leave earth.
Launch me with bottle rockets.
Don't need life support.
Haiku # 52534, May 15, 2015 6:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
That is one brave man.
I bet he's a real bad-ass.
Bad mother fucker.
Haiku # 52533, May 15, 2015 10:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is not a haiku.
Fuck haikus and fuck you too.
Haiku # 52532, May 14, 2015 1:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Online gambling?
Only if there's cockfighting!
Must be live, of course.
Haiku # 52531, May 14, 2015 5:31 am ET
by Hillbilly w/ computer of My cousin's house about to make some babies.
You know what suck ass?
Combustion analysis.
Who cares what it is?!
Haiku # 52530, May 13, 2015 8:38 pm ET
by fuck chemistry! fuck it hard!
Seven day old SPAM.
It is rather disgusting.
Please throw it away.
Haiku # 52529, May 13, 2015 5:08 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
I'll breathe Hitler's farts,
and probably eat your shit.
Molecule or two?
Haiku # 52526, May 12, 2015 10:15 pm ET
by Whole lot of love
God can eat my shit.
The universe is garbage.
It should be destroyed.
Haiku # 52525, May 12, 2015 9:52 am ET
by Forty-Two
No one can tell me
Why we do the things we do
It all seems crazy
Haiku # 52523, May 12, 2015 1:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I fart near to far.
Continuous flatulence.
My ass creates mass.
Haiku # 52522, May 11, 2015 7:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ev'ry breath you take
you breathe in Hitler's last fart.
Just one molecule.
Haiku # 52521, May 11, 2015 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello!
Haiku # 52520, May 11, 2015 7:15 pm ET
by eruyroer of USA
I fart in a jar
Then I close it up real quick
Save it for later
Haiku # 52519, May 11, 2015 6:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I fart in your car.
Picking old locks is easy.
Felony fart fun.
Haiku # 52518, May 11, 2015 2:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I fart in my car
It happens more than I want
My children giggle
Haiku # 52516, May 10, 2015 8:18 pm ET
by Me of Earth
Repeat offender
I still have nothing to say
So I go away
Haiku # 52511, May 8, 2015 1:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Empty space gets filled
random, poorly conceived thoughts.
Shadows of regrets
Haiku # 52510, May 8, 2015 1:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Earth worms are soothing.
Put one in your burnt penis.
Call me tomorrow.
Haiku # 52506, May 7, 2015 1:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The sunburnt penis aches.
It longs for air and vagina.
The soft flesh peels off.
Haiku # 52505, May 7, 2015 11:50 am ET
by Dangatang Johnson of USA
My urethra is gaping.
Spread like a wet horse cunt.
Like your grandmother.
Haiku # 52504, May 7, 2015 11:42 am ET
by Dank Frank of the Stank
Interview questions:
Who is your favorite band?
Ever kill someone?
Haiku # 52502, May 7, 2015 12:16 am ET
by Hiring Manager
To be skinned is bliss.
Turned inside out like a glove.
Guts lying at feet.
Haiku # 52501, May 6, 2015 10:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Like rhinestone cowboy
Daddy go rodeo ham
Stink spangled insult
Haiku # 52500, May 6, 2015 4:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have to go poop.
I'll be right back afterwards.
See, I am now back.

I did not fall in.
That could never have happened.
My ass is too wide.

Try using wetwipes.
They're way better than TP.
Your ass will feel great.
Haiku # 52499, May 6, 2015 4:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Viruses and spam.
Scam and sham, no thank you, ma'am.
Burn in hell, Goddamn!
Haiku # 52498, May 6, 2015 10:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I offer to you
Haiku about sudoku
It's logic, not math
Haiku # 52495, May 6, 2015 1:20 am ET
by Red Lobster
We're born from the sea.
Origins that smell of fish.
You must love sushi.
Haiku # 52492, May 5, 2015 4:26 pm ET
by Click Here to Advertise: of www dot extreme perversions dot com
He owns a mouser.
I thought that he meant a cat,
not a gay sex slave.
Haiku # 52491, May 5, 2015 4:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Things I think about.
If ev'ry sperm became man.
Outnumber the stars.
Haiku # 52490, May 5, 2015 4:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wat little i know
reflects wat little i learn,
wat little i care
Haiku # 52489, May 5, 2015 11:54 am ET
by indifferent karma of not where u are
Hello!
My penis fell off.
Please let me borrow some glue.
Epoxy is fine.
Haiku # 52488, May 5, 2015 10:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
how do haikus work
could someone educate me
do they go like this
Haiku # 52486, May 4, 2015 3:31 am ET
by f
my giant penis
just kidding i dont have one
this makes me depressed
Haiku # 52485, May 4, 2015 3:29 am ET
by f
one two three four five
two three four five six seven
one two three four five
Haiku # 52484, May 4, 2015 3:26 am ET
by couting
Vaginal prolapse.
Arby's roast beef sandwiches.
There's no difference.
Haiku # 52483, May 3, 2015 6:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some got silicon
i'm chesty in my own way
with yellow mucus
Haiku # 52482, May 3, 2015 8:53 am ET
by ash
Music listening
helps my mind mend mad mistakes
Can't go back in time

Haiku # 52481, May 3, 2015 3:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Eventually,
everything comes to an end.
Even this haiku.
Haiku # 52480, May 2, 2015 5:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pacquiao will die.
Mayweather will also die.
Everyone will die.
Haiku # 52479, May 2, 2015 9:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey, your step sister
looks exactly like my mom
Small world after all
Haiku # 52478, May 2, 2015 1:48 am ET
by Dungeon is Crab
She's my step sister!
And we are deeply in love.
Mind your own business.
Haiku # 52477, May 1, 2015 12:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lots of people care!
More than they love poetry.
Get off your sister.
Haiku # 52476, May 1, 2015 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Will Pacquiao win?
Or will it be Mayweather?
Who gives a rat's ass!
Haiku # 52475, May 1, 2015 10:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Post influenza
thick Nickelodian slime
fills my sinuses.
Haiku # 52474, May 1, 2015 10:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Common signature.
Always writes about douche bags.
His wife should get one.
Haiku # 52473, May 1, 2015 10:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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