Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

Haikus are stupid
They need many syllables
Well screw you Haiku look I'm already over limit.
Haiku # 52551, May 22, 2015 9:33 pm ET
by Flat the Fish
how does one rescue
someone who seems too trapped to
rescue from rescue?
Haiku # 52550, May 22, 2015 3:29 pm ET
by ronin
recital off taste
roleplays on display refer
to the dropbox site
Haiku # 52549, May 22, 2015 3:28 pm ET
by ronin
on the other side
inhaling rancid flatus
may make you expire
Haiku # 52548, May 22, 2015 7:43 am ET
by ash
"Rectal embouchure"
conjures imagery of
farting into flutes.
Haiku # 52547, May 21, 2015 11:39 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of evi1 - a novel about you
quite contrarily
skilful rectal embouchure
can be breathtaking
Haiku # 52546, May 21, 2015 10:01 am ET
by ash
You are what you do
Sometimes someone does nothing
Ceasing to exist
Haiku # 52545, May 21, 2015 1:13 am ET
by Deep like a puddle
Just say N2O.
Grateful Dead nitrous balloons.
Memory brain flush.
Haiku # 52544, May 20, 2015 9:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A week without SPAM.
I will celebrate with drugs.
Nitrous oxide blast.
Haiku # 52543, May 20, 2015 3:08 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of Dentist office theft, huffing away.
This website is dead.
Parasites have drained its life.
Spouses do that too.
Haiku # 52542, May 19, 2015 10:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
She is just busy
teaching her pet crocktopus
how to fetch surfers
Haiku # 52541, May 19, 2015 12:23 am ET
by I know nothing
I think Janis quit.
Spammers have defeated her.
What a horrid shame.
Haiku # 52540, May 18, 2015 10:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let us now compose
poetry that offends God
so that He appears.
Haiku # 52539, May 18, 2015 10:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What do you call an
Arab who has goats and sheep?
He's bisexual!
Haiku # 52538, May 17, 2015 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vaginoplasty.
Virgin tightness is restored.
Or just fuck black guys.
Haiku # 52537, May 17, 2015 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Telephone pole big.
Satisfy a blue whale.
Penile implant.
Haiku # 52536, May 17, 2015 3:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I don't need your love.
I need a million dollars.
Now go sell your ass.
Haiku # 52535, May 17, 2015 3:06 pm ET
by Pimp Mac Daddy
I want to leave earth.
Launch me with bottle rockets.
Don't need life support.
Haiku # 52534, May 15, 2015 6:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
That is one brave man.
I bet he's a real bad-ass.
Bad mother fucker.
Haiku # 52533, May 15, 2015 10:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is not a haiku.
Fuck haikus and fuck you too.
Haiku # 52532, May 14, 2015 1:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Online gambling?
Only if there's cockfighting!
Must be live, of course.
Haiku # 52531, May 14, 2015 5:31 am ET
by Hillbilly w/ computer of My cousin's house about to make some babies.
You know what suck ass?
Combustion analysis.
Who cares what it is?!
Haiku # 52530, May 13, 2015 8:38 pm ET
by fuck chemistry! fuck it hard!
Seven day old SPAM.
It is rather disgusting.
Please throw it away.
Haiku # 52529, May 13, 2015 5:08 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
I'll breathe Hitler's farts,
and probably eat your shit.
Molecule or two?
Haiku # 52526, May 12, 2015 10:15 pm ET
by Whole lot of love
God can eat my shit.
The universe is garbage.
It should be destroyed.
Haiku # 52525, May 12, 2015 9:52 am ET
by Forty-Two
No one can tell me
Why we do the things we do
It all seems crazy
Haiku # 52523, May 12, 2015 1:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I fart near to far.
Continuous flatulence.
My ass creates mass.
Haiku # 52522, May 11, 2015 7:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ev'ry breath you take
you breathe in Hitler's last fart.
Just one molecule.
Haiku # 52521, May 11, 2015 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello!
Haiku # 52520, May 11, 2015 7:15 pm ET
by eruyroer of USA
I fart in a jar
Then I close it up real quick
Save it for later
Haiku # 52519, May 11, 2015 6:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I fart in your car.
Picking old locks is easy.
Felony fart fun.
Haiku # 52518, May 11, 2015 2:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I fart in my car
It happens more than I want
My children giggle
Haiku # 52516, May 10, 2015 8:18 pm ET
by Me of Earth
Repeat offender
I still have nothing to say
So I go away
Haiku # 52511, May 8, 2015 1:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Empty space gets filled
random, poorly conceived thoughts.
Shadows of regrets
Haiku # 52510, May 8, 2015 1:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Earth worms are soothing.
Put one in your burnt penis.
Call me tomorrow.
Haiku # 52506, May 7, 2015 1:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The sunburnt penis aches.
It longs for air and vagina.
The soft flesh peels off.
Haiku # 52505, May 7, 2015 11:50 am ET
by Dangatang Johnson of USA
My urethra is gaping.
Spread like a wet horse cunt.
Like your grandmother.
Haiku # 52504, May 7, 2015 11:42 am ET
by Dank Frank of the Stank
Interview questions:
Who is your favorite band?
Ever kill someone?
Haiku # 52502, May 7, 2015 12:16 am ET
by Hiring Manager
To be skinned is bliss.
Turned inside out like a glove.
Guts lying at feet.
Haiku # 52501, May 6, 2015 10:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Like rhinestone cowboy
Daddy go rodeo ham
Stink spangled insult
Haiku # 52500, May 6, 2015 4:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have to go poop.
I'll be right back afterwards.
See, I am now back.

I did not fall in.
That could never have happened.
My ass is too wide.

Try using wetwipes.
They're way better than TP.
Your ass will feel great.
Haiku # 52499, May 6, 2015 4:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Viruses and spam.
Scam and sham, no thank you, ma'am.
Burn in hell, Goddamn!
Haiku # 52498, May 6, 2015 10:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I offer to you
Haiku about sudoku
It's logic, not math
Haiku # 52495, May 6, 2015 1:20 am ET
by Red Lobster
We're born from the sea.
Origins that smell of fish.
You must love sushi.
Haiku # 52492, May 5, 2015 4:26 pm ET
by Click Here to Advertise: of www dot extreme perversions dot com
He owns a mouser.
I thought that he meant a cat,
not a gay sex slave.
Haiku # 52491, May 5, 2015 4:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Things I think about.
If ev'ry sperm became man.
Outnumber the stars.
Haiku # 52490, May 5, 2015 4:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wat little i know
reflects wat little i learn,
wat little i care
Haiku # 52489, May 5, 2015 11:54 am ET
by indifferent karma of not where u are
Hello!
My penis fell off.
Please let me borrow some glue.
Epoxy is fine.
Haiku # 52488, May 5, 2015 10:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
how do haikus work
could someone educate me
do they go like this
Haiku # 52486, May 4, 2015 3:31 am ET
by f
my giant penis
just kidding i dont have one
this makes me depressed
Haiku # 52485, May 4, 2015 3:29 am ET
by f
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