Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 162 Days and 77043 Haiku later...

So if she know the
Websites grow old regulars stale
Like a pub crawls down
Haiku # 52737, July 13, 2015 1:56 am ET
by ronin
The Harmonica:
A musical instrument.
Window to the soul.
Haiku # 52736, July 12, 2015 11:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
put it in my butt
butt put it in my butt butt
putt it in right now
Haiku # 52735, July 11, 2015 1:12 pm ET
by missecho
I have what it takes
to become a poop eater
Yes, I have my dreams!
Haiku # 52734, July 11, 2015 3:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I really liked this part of the article. with a nice and interesting topics have helped a lot of people who do not challenge things people should know.. you need more publicize this so many people who know about it are rare for people to know this... success for you..... .!
Haiku # 52733, July 10, 2015 10:21 pm ET
by moha of aceh
Exploding butt zits.
That was my Fourth of July.
And snorting bath salts
Haiku # 52732, July 10, 2015 8:52 pm ET
by DF
Butt chugging mouth wash.
Minty freshness flatulence.
Scope or Listerine?
Haiku # 52731, July 9, 2015 10:29 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of evi1 - a novel about you
zombies shambling in
exhausting his last salvo
soon he will join them
Haiku # 52730, July 9, 2015 10:33 am ET
by vince
Jerk it in the sink.
Take a shit in the shower.
College life is good.
Haiku # 52729, July 9, 2015 9:25 am ET
by Frank
Freedom is a myth
People needed to create
To justify laws
Haiku # 52728, July 9, 2015 12:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ash, you are correct.
If you want to have freedom,
You're in the wrong place.

French revolution.
Kill the fat, rich, greedy pigs.
Roast them and eat them.

I will enjoy it.
But I'll do it from afar.
French Polynesia.

I'll be snorkeling
while you battle with fat pigs.
Tanned and slightly drunk.
Haiku # 52727, July 8, 2015 3:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gingers have no souls.
Coppercab even more so.
God doe not love him.
Haiku # 52726, July 7, 2015 12:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
with crap leadership
our once mediocre land
sinks even further

quick, look over there !
ignore the economy
and trash the planet

it's pretty woeful
but equally appalling
is the other side
Haiku # 52725, July 7, 2015 9:16 am ET
by ash
Passing judgement does
Not improve writers styles which
Is why writers groups

Bicker...
Moloko
Haiku # 52724, July 7, 2015 1:05 am ET
by ronin
Trust me listening
To some of this stuff is quite
Painful, masochists...

United
Haiku # 52723, July 7, 2015 1:01 am ET
by ronin
Well, if you do not
Believe, then recourse is to
Troll and sarcasm...

Still, you're going to hell
Haiku # 52722, July 7, 2015 12:55 am ET
by ronin
Ah but suffering
Gets some people off!not
Sure, bdsm?

Or, catholic?
Haiku # 52721, July 7, 2015 12:52 am ET
by ronin
You should not be here.
Don't do anything stupid.
Like post a poem.
Haiku # 52720, July 6, 2015 1:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fundamental flaw.
Suffering does not clean sin.
God, man, or devil.
Haiku # 52719, July 6, 2015 1:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just when I come in
Her mouth later I recall
Why I've not fathered.
Haiku # 52718, July 6, 2015 10:30 am ET
by DF
Just when I come on
Here months later I recall
Why I've not posted
Haiku # 52717, July 6, 2015 2:35 am ET
by ronin
Gratification
Mastification Station
God Loves Creation
Haiku # 52716, July 5, 2015 5:18 am ET
by ?
Answer somebody
when they ask you some questions
you get endless spam
Haiku # 52715, July 5, 2015 4:34 am ET
by Lesson learned
One two three four fuck
Sorry but you're out of luck
Sleep alone young buck
Haiku # 52714, July 5, 2015 2:37 am ET
by Tropical hot dog night
Happy day after
Fight off your bad hangover
Try to get some sun
Haiku # 52713, July 5, 2015 1:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I just want to say
Happy Independance Day
Yippie tie yi yay
Haiku # 52712, July 4, 2015 12:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Inappropriate
homosexuality
Snuffleupagus.
Haiku # 52711, July 3, 2015 7:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yahoo searches me
It is a wild world out there
We prepare ourselves
Haiku # 52710, July 3, 2015 6:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Surrendering sucks
Fast friends forget five dust ducks
Know I let you down
Haiku # 52709, July 3, 2015 5:44 am ET
by Schmarkter
Do not trust language
It will violate your soul
Just tricks of the trade
Haiku # 52708, July 3, 2015 2:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I remember you
Shatting your soiled underpants
Stowed them in mailbox
Haiku # 52707, July 2, 2015 11:41 pm ET
by ?
You can pick your nose.
You can also pick your friends.
But you can't wipe your friends on the back of the couch.

It's funny you mention mailing boogers. When I get junk mail with a return envelope -- postage paid -- that's exactly what I do. Sometimes I also mail them perverted poetry if I have time.

Good luck to you sir.
Nice to know I'm not alone.
Great minds think alike.
Haiku # 52706, July 2, 2015 4:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I like my boogers
I like your boogers better
Please mail them to me
Haiku # 52705, July 1, 2015 6:48 pm ET
by ?
Mosquitoes are bad.
Sun tans and Mai Thais are good.
Bikinis are best.
Haiku # 52704, July 1, 2015 6:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
They want to be wed.
Two men in a nursing home.
Their children object.

Is it immoral?
I suppose it all Depends.
That is what they wear.



Haiku # 52703, July 1, 2015 6:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I do not fear death
but withthe leisure of choice
it lost its appeal
Haiku # 52702, July 1, 2015 10:19 am ET
by vince
question everything
mott the hoople, bell the cat
never give a inch
Haiku # 52701, July 1, 2015 8:36 am ET
by ash
all bubbles must burst
pneumatic kardashians
not only lips sink
Haiku # 52700, July 1, 2015 8:30 am ET
by ash
whip the haiku mule
move that creative burden
poetry, my ass
Haiku # 52699, July 1, 2015 5:51 am ET
by ash
Creative output
Dwindles as you get older
Get your ass to work
Haiku # 52698, July 1, 2015 1:09 am ET
by Lazy
incoherent rule
post-orgasmic lassitude
either way we're fucked
Haiku # 52697, June 30, 2015 1:10 am ET
by ash
All these bad haiku.
And not one has made me puke.
I'm disappointed.
Haiku # 52696, June 29, 2015 7:03 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
zippy the pinhead
the nation's prime minister
there's not much in it
Haiku # 52695, June 29, 2015 9:43 am ET
by ash
it makes me worried
when i look at my country
ruled by imbeciles
Haiku # 52694, June 29, 2015 9:42 am ET
by ash
What do Disney Land,
Walmart, and a coke addict
all have in common?
Haiku # 52693, June 27, 2015 11:29 am ET
by Long lines!
I like killing flies.
To this end I do not bathe.
They come and I swat.
Haiku # 52692, June 27, 2015 11:26 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
It's insanity
accepting that you are sane.
Thrown poo will splatter.
Haiku # 52691, June 27, 2015 11:22 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of To live free like a monkey; fucking, sleeping, eating fruit, throwing poo.
is it sanity
accepting that i'm crazy ?
as if it matters...

Haiku # 52690, June 26, 2015 5:26 am ET
by ash
like my hair pattern
the winter is receding
and darkness is less
Haiku # 52689, June 25, 2015 8:20 pm ET
by ash
I wade through roses
wind swishing around my thighs
green grasshoppers buzz
Haiku # 52688, June 25, 2015 3:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
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