Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

churning bad haiku
parkinsonian poet
punding syllables
Haiku # 52812, August 11, 2015 7:31 am ET
by ash
bees made of bonbons
tarantulas made of tarts
wasps made of wontons
Haiku # 52811, August 10, 2015 9:39 pm ET
by Mad Chef of Cafeteriastan
Non-GMO food.
BBQ potato chips.
Organic Cheetos.
Haiku # 52810, August 10, 2015 8:18 am ET
by DF -- The reincarnation of Ponce de Leon of The fountain of youth needs a plumber.
Stick hand in bear cave
End up with a bloody stump
You should not do that!
Haiku # 52809, August 10, 2015 1:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gather night crawlers.
Do not cultivate tape worms.
You deracinist!
Haiku # 52808, August 9, 2015 12:01 pm ET
by Go Fishing of Huck Finn's favorite spot.
without bad haiku
as if from fertile night-soil
deracinated
Haiku # 52807, August 8, 2015 7:25 am ET
by ash
no more letter i
we must eliminate it
also capital$
Haiku # 52806, August 8, 2015 3:33 am ET
by Hip Youngster of a a desired demographic
emotion discharge
will make you feel much better
do it here and now
Haiku # 52805, August 8, 2015 1:36 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
With each breath you take
you suck in one of my farts.
Ain't chemistry great?!

... Well, not a whole fart,
but thousands of molecules
that were in my farts.

Science is awesome!
I even get paid for this.
I'm a dirty whore.
Haiku # 52804, August 7, 2015 9:20 pm ET
by Homogeous mixture.
why do we play with
fire in some time periods
and get all peachy

gee whizzy, gluten
free in the next one? is it
irony is dull?
Haiku # 52803, August 7, 2015 3:06 pm ET
by ronin
words just spill out on
years of keeping them trapped in
bukokski's sickness
Haiku # 52802, August 7, 2015 2:48 pm ET
by ronin
we weave a web with
the words wandering where why
wonders, wasting time
Haiku # 52801, August 7, 2015 2:44 pm ET
by ronin
Mystery is solved.
So that's how I got pregnant...
by sniffing your farts.
Haiku # 52800, August 7, 2015 1:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm afraid my work
Will be rehashes of some
Book I'm reading...word
Haiku # 52799, August 7, 2015 12:18 pm ET
by ronin
I wish I could write as
Well as you all, but my star
Fell to Earth, wasted.
Haiku # 52798, August 7, 2015 12:01 pm ET
by ronin
Fart Haiku #1538
My farts rape your nose.
Penetrate and violate.
Perhaps impregnate.
Haiku # 52797, August 7, 2015 10:59 am ET
by The other half composted IN the toilet!
Here is a theory:
More than half of these haiku
composed on toilet
Haiku # 52796, August 7, 2015 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pick them by their hair.
Or pick them by skin color.
Or pick them by how beautiful and/or large their genitalia are, in fact that should be a requirement, and we need a constitutional amendment saying that all public officials must have starred in at least 3 popular porn movies before being allowed to take office.
Haiku # 52795, August 6, 2015 10:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
These are modern times!
Pick your leaders by hair style.
Make sure your vote counts

Haiku # 52794, August 5, 2015 9:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What is there to say?
You need meaning in your life?
Then get off the net!
Haiku # 52793, August 5, 2015 9:53 am ET
by DF's cat Scratchy of Peeing on your patio furniture.
Kill kill kill kill kill
Everybody kill kill
Then cha-cha and nap
Haiku # 52792, August 3, 2015 6:41 pm ET
by Manson-Lopez of My head
Empty testicles.
Small erection rejected.
Try to snip it off.
Haiku # 52791, August 3, 2015 5:34 pm ET
by Kaitlyn Jenner
Empty beer bottles
Application rejected
Try to sleep it off
Haiku # 52790, August 3, 2015 2:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
This computer sucks.
Toshiba is boa shit.
Anagrams are truth.
Haiku # 52789, August 1, 2015 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ba-Jay-Jay Biters.
Think stink pink rinky-dink kink.
Ham and cheese bagel.
Haiku # 52788, July 31, 2015 2:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you spam me long time
janis blow you from the site
like a ping pong ball
Haiku # 52787, July 31, 2015 8:23 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 52785, July 30, 2015 11:31 am ET
by ototototo of solo
Fucking computer.
"Please re-enter your password."
Re-enter my ass!
Haiku # 52784, July 30, 2015 9:20 am ET
by DF
What is that sweet song?
The ronin had eaten beans.
Does your nose not work?
Haiku # 52783, July 29, 2015 6:37 pm ET
by DF
haiku sweet haiku
onanistic idiom
take us as we come
Haiku # 52782, July 29, 2015 3:09 am ET
by ash
I want to burn all
poems that begin with "I".
Self-centered garbage!
Haiku # 52781, July 28, 2015 10:20 pm ET
by DF
I don't remember.
Is your mom a jelly fish?
Maybe I was drunk.
Haiku # 52780, July 28, 2015 10:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The talking dog said,
"Darth Figpucker touched your mom,"
and then I woke up.
Haiku # 52779, July 28, 2015 9:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What did the dogs say?
Was it a symposium
on the Higgs boson?

We don't need numbers.
They can be represented
by spatial figures.

The operators
take on entirely new
whatchamacallits.

The thingy-ma-jigs
are brutally randomized
like your mom's boyfriends.
Haiku # 52778, July 28, 2015 5:23 pm ET
by DF
our moist tongues explore
then I wake, soaked on the lawn
your sprinklers are on
Haiku # 52777, July 28, 2015 3:20 pm ET
by vince
Howdy there stranger.
Want to hear about my dream?
It had talking dogs.
Haiku # 52776, July 28, 2015 12:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
night ends on a truce
we sleep by dying embers
and trade warmth for dreams
Haiku # 52775, July 27, 2015 4:44 pm ET
by vince
night ends on a truce
we sleep by dying embers and trade warmth for dreams
Haiku # 52774, July 27, 2015 4:41 pm ET
by vince
Ash, you crack me up.
Laughter's much needed these days.
Damn the government.
Haiku # 52773, July 26, 2015 1:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
trim my turbinates
ream my nasal ostia
do it till i bleed
Haiku # 52772, July 26, 2015 2:32 am ET
by ash
Cincinnati Reds
New York Knicks, Dallas Cowboys
Edmonton Oilers
Haiku # 52771, July 26, 2015 1:18 am ET
by Overpaid Atheletes
I understand, Ash.
I was also raped by the
school librarian.
Haiku # 52770, July 25, 2015 4:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Give away your stuff.
A computer and surfboard;
this is all you need.
Haiku # 52769, July 25, 2015 4:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
long words are okay
as they accurately paint
my recent trauma
Haiku # 52768, July 25, 2015 12:33 am ET
by ash
The use of large words
do not make for good haiku;
simplicity's lost.

And I'm forced to use
the Google dictionary.
Septoplasty porn!

Damn your big vocab.!
Some things cannot be unseen.
It's all your fault, ash!
Haiku # 52767, July 24, 2015 2:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so predictably
the pain of septoplasty
is nostril dharma
Haiku # 52766, July 23, 2015 8:08 pm ET
by ash
rotten ocean air
wafting like old walrus farts
assaulting nostrils
Haiku # 52765, July 23, 2015 1:13 am ET
by Grontor
Mad men make moonshine
Sad sisters selling sunshine
Bad beatnik bongos
Haiku # 52764, July 22, 2015 11:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This ain't calculus.
Food is neither tangential
nor is it for thought.

Please focus your mind.
Find meaning in the chaos.
You will see it's there.

Post pics of you wife
in her bra and underwear
then get back to me.
Haiku # 52763, July 21, 2015 2:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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