Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

A haiku a day
Keeps Nobunaga away
Or some such bullshit
Haiku # 52885, September 11, 2015 9:36 pm ET
by Perrava of A 12th century warlords castle
How my anus bleeds
Why did I use a pinecone
Fuck flossing your butt
Haiku # 52884, September 11, 2015 8:57 pm ET
by The guy of The woods near your house
A scented chocolate
Made of grinded hearts and lungs
Its messy business
Haiku # 52883, September 11, 2015 8:33 pm ET
by Perrava of DuBois PA
Put ones composition absent for write essay for me any day time or a couple of as well as come back to it. The fresh eye people provide will likely be great.bra stickers

Haiku # 52882, September 11, 2015 2:39 pm ET
by bra stickers of Nederland
Oh, you like boogers?
I composed a long poem
all about boogers.

"Ode to the Bloody Booger Parked on the Wall Above the Urinal in the Men's Bathroom"

It's on Scribd. Look it up! ;-)
I'm not even putting the link on here. See how nice I am.
Haiku # 52881, September 10, 2015 5:08 pm ET
by DF
The SPAM has returned!
I never thought I'd miss it.
We can gripe again!
Haiku # 52880, September 10, 2015 5:05 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of doing something inappropriate in a StarBucks Bathroom near you!
Haiku # 52879, September 10, 2015 12:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of USA
Can you make music?
Write songs about boogers.
Sell them to parents.
Haiku # 52878, September 10, 2015 1:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bruce Jenner is hot.
Excuse me, I mean Kaitlyn.
The norm in Thailand.

I would eat her out.
I bet it smells pretty good.
Better than real twat.
Haiku # 52877, September 9, 2015 2:29 pm ET
by iamback of w00t! w00t!
Something happened weird
Because of spite, it was feared
Everyone got beered
Haiku # 52876, September 9, 2015 1:31 am ET
by Knuckle Dragging Dork
Put in
on your shoulders,
head.
Haiku # 52875, September 8, 2015 1:47 pm ET
by Medwedew of Sochi
life be full of angst
but if it all down to me
then i be chillin"
Haiku # 52874, September 8, 2015 6:26 am ET
by ash
set us up the do
donald trump's hat is awesome
but it's full of shit
Haiku # 52873, September 8, 2015 3:38 am ET
by ash
I like bologna.
Velveeta and bologna.
On white Rainbow bread.

I like what he says.
Trump will be a great leader.
He will save us all.
Haiku # 52872, September 7, 2015 7:31 pm ET
by iamback of w00t!!! w00t!!!
Do you need some rope?
Can you tie him well enough
to sink to bottom?
Haiku # 52871, September 6, 2015 1:27 am ET
by Presidential Candidate of third world country
Jump like a piglet
Unless that is what you are
In that case....eat pooh
Haiku # 52870, September 6, 2015 1:18 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
I want you to come.
First come out of the closet.
Then come in my ass.
Haiku # 52869, September 4, 2015 7:17 pm ET
by iamback of w00t w00t!!!
you want me to come
but i tell you i'm a fruit
and we cantaloupe
Haiku # 52868, September 3, 2015 6:18 am ET
by ash of with gemma
earlier today
my molar calved a toothberg
it's global warming
Haiku # 52867, September 3, 2015 5:04 am ET
by ash
Mathematical
hair piece simplex tableau job.
Should have used slide rule.
Haiku # 52866, September 2, 2015 4:43 pm ET
by DF
Budge the dry grease turds.
The dried shat my poo-poo is.
I'm constipated.
Haiku # 52865, September 2, 2015 10:53 am ET
by Darth Figpucker the Highly Inappropriate of Korriban
Judge me by these words
Decide what my value is
I am idiot
Haiku # 52864, September 2, 2015 1:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The girl shows her ass.
She gets mad when old men look.
Filthy old perverts.
Haiku # 52863, September 1, 2015 3:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Age speeds sense of time
Exponentially inclined
Moment compression
Haiku # 52862, September 1, 2015 1:13 am ET
by Blah Blah Blah
Something is missing.
I'll buy a pocket pussy.
That should fill the hole.
Haiku # 52861, August 31, 2015 9:06 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
just friends, she and I
she leads knowing I'll follow
her long skirt billows
Haiku # 52860, August 31, 2015 2:38 pm ET
by vince
I just found this site,
I don't think they are that bad,
perhaps I'm stupid
Haiku # 52859, August 31, 2015 10:06 am ET
by Synthoholic of Floyd, VA
We can't get enough,
so we come to your country,
and steal all your stuff
Haiku # 52858, August 31, 2015 12:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hannibal Lector:
Do you know why I hate clowns?....
'Cause they taste funny!
Haiku # 52857, August 29, 2015 11:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Licking a clowns brain
Who's birthday party is this?
What am I doing?
Haiku # 52856, August 29, 2015 2:28 am ET
by Clown lover7288683 of Timmy's b-day party....I think.
Stick hand in bear cave
Find decaying park ranger
You should not do that
Haiku # 52855, August 29, 2015 2:18 am ET
by That crazy mother f*ckah with a stick of Near a bear a cave.
Head like a trumpet.
Squid that resembles an ass.
A thousand dumb stairs.
Haiku # 52854, August 29, 2015 2:12 am ET
by Perrava of DuBois PA
It has been 4 months,
(Or something like that whateves)
the flat fish is back.
Haiku # 52853, August 28, 2015 5:53 pm ET
by FLAT the Fish of The Atlantic Ocean
But Obama's hot.
I mean, look at that tight ass.
You know you'd tap that!
Haiku # 52852, August 27, 2015 12:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
idiots in charge
but i didn't vote for them
it's a shit sandwich
Haiku # 52847, August 25, 2015 9:52 am ET
by ash
I shart politics
give me something I can eat
then post and repeat
Haiku # 52846, August 23, 2015 4:37 am ET
by Last Bastion of Freedom
sunshine and moonbeams
republicans and drag queens
media extremes
Haiku # 52845, August 23, 2015 2:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Plea deal:
While he's in prison
he can still get free foot longs
with extra mayo.
Haiku # 52844, August 22, 2015 6:39 am ET
by DF
Jared starts and ends
career the exact same way:
getting in small pants.
Haiku # 52843, August 22, 2015 6:35 am ET
by Darth Figpucker, the Highly Inappropriate
Jared go to jail
Trading cookies for nookie
That is not right bro
Haiku # 52842, August 22, 2015 12:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It does not exist
Not even farts in the wind
No, not even this
Haiku # 52841, August 21, 2015 10:39 pm ET
by Garth Bigpucker
It does not matter.
In fact, nothing ever has.
No, not even that.
Haiku # 52840, August 21, 2015 2:15 pm ET
by DF
i do not blame you
i don't even blame the shark
those fish are flakey
Haiku # 52839, August 21, 2015 8:38 am ET
by ash
Starship Enterprise
Piloted by Polar Bears
Our future awaits
Haiku # 52838, August 20, 2015 9:20 pm ET
by Kitty Pause
write me a haiku?
i see now why you didn't
'cuz you suck at it
Haiku # 52837, August 20, 2015 6:17 pm ET
by pcharming of over here
Blame me if you please.
Your friend's bro's death is my fault.
Me and my foul bum.
Haiku # 52836, August 20, 2015 12:41 pm ET
by DF
You are ignorant.
I mean "man" in general.
"We" have over-fished.

Or....

Maybe sharks are mad
because I fart in the sea
when I go swimming.
Haiku # 52835, August 20, 2015 12:36 pm ET
by DF
you are ignorant
sharks don't eat abalone
he was a diver
Haiku # 52834, August 20, 2015 11:28 am ET
by ash
Janis is lazy.
She does not remove the spam.
I want a refund.
Haiku # 52833, August 20, 2015 10:13 am ET
by DF
It is only right.
We eat up all the sharks' food.
So the sharks eat us.
Haiku # 52832, August 20, 2015 10:11 am ET
by DF
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