Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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good poerty man. hallu forte
Haiku # 52904, September 17, 2015 10:09 am ET
by Okaz of city
Glue ass together
Take a pack of laxatives
Human poop fountain
Haiku # 52903, September 16, 2015 3:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ranting lunatics
degenerate idiots
we all have our faults
Haiku # 52902, September 16, 2015 1:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My ball sack
Has many children
Please receive
Haiku # 52901, September 15, 2015 3:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hi There! Read my spam.
It's an awesome article
all about dog poop
Haiku # 52900, September 15, 2015 10:18 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of Traveling through time, stuck in the 1920's dust bowl days. Fucking Okie white trash losers. Take me to Hawaii!
high five austraya
farewell ex-prime minister
and not soon enough
Haiku # 52899, September 15, 2015 5:23 am ET
by ash
Stuck in F.Y.E.
Beautiful woman watches
I have huge boner
Haiku # 52898, September 14, 2015 4:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 52897, September 14, 2015 9:29 am ET
by keramiek tafelblad of Nederland
"Horned Toad" said the man
"No, not horned toad, not at all
Just frog with boner"
Haiku # 52896, September 13, 2015 4:35 pm ET
by Swamp hag of Ass sweat marsh
Leaking dick
Stop with the bleeding
Pretty please?
Haiku # 52895, September 12, 2015 10:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Coming down
Smoke a big fatty
Much better
Haiku # 52894, September 12, 2015 6:13 pm ET
by Kyle of The J.C. Penny's women's underwear department
I hold your sweet buns
And spread open your fat ass
Breath in deep your scent

Fuck, are you smelly
I reach deeply into you
Let's start partying
Haiku # 52893, September 12, 2015 4:51 pm ET
by Panelope of In a men's bathroom
Assless chaps
A fine day to live
Happiness
Haiku # 52892, September 12, 2015 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do not think badly
Of my addiction to porn
You are just ugly
Haiku # 52891, September 12, 2015 2:07 am ET
by Sad husband of The computer downstairs
I am your Walrus
And you my strong Carpenter
We think with our butts
Haiku # 52890, September 12, 2015 12:56 am ET
by The Walrus of Some shitty little island
I am your Walrus
And you my strong Carpenter
We with our butts
Haiku # 52889, September 12, 2015 12:54 am ET
by The Walrus of Some shitty little island
Love Mondays
Said no one ever
Garfield life
Haiku # 52888, September 12, 2015 12:53 am ET
by Lasagna of On your plate
Why am I here now
Lost with no map to find me
Peanut butter sucks
Haiku # 52887, September 12, 2015 12:48 am ET
by Ceicart of Noitacol
The tide rolls in fast
Carrying Cthulu's fart
A wave full of stank
Haiku # 52886, September 11, 2015 11:33 pm ET
by Florida man of Florida
A haiku a day
Keeps Nobunaga away
Or some such bullshit
Haiku # 52885, September 11, 2015 9:36 pm ET
by Perrava of A 12th century warlords castle
How my anus bleeds
Why did I use a pinecone
Fuck flossing your butt
Haiku # 52884, September 11, 2015 8:57 pm ET
by The guy of The woods near your house
A scented chocolate
Made of grinded hearts and lungs
Its messy business
Haiku # 52883, September 11, 2015 8:33 pm ET
by Perrava of DuBois PA
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Haiku # 52882, September 11, 2015 2:39 pm ET
by bra stickers of Nederland
Oh, you like boogers?
I composed a long poem
all about boogers.

"Ode to the Bloody Booger Parked on the Wall Above the Urinal in the Men's Bathroom"

It's on Scribd. Look it up! ;-)
I'm not even putting the link on here. See how nice I am.
Haiku # 52881, September 10, 2015 5:08 pm ET
by DF
The SPAM has returned!
I never thought I'd miss it.
We can gripe again!
Haiku # 52880, September 10, 2015 5:05 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of doing something inappropriate in a StarBucks Bathroom near you!
Haiku # 52879, September 10, 2015 12:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of USA
Can you make music?
Write songs about boogers.
Sell them to parents.
Haiku # 52878, September 10, 2015 1:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bruce Jenner is hot.
Excuse me, I mean Kaitlyn.
The norm in Thailand.

I would eat her out.
I bet it smells pretty good.
Better than real twat.
Haiku # 52877, September 9, 2015 2:29 pm ET
by iamback of w00t! w00t!
Something happened weird
Because of spite, it was feared
Everyone got beered
Haiku # 52876, September 9, 2015 1:31 am ET
by Knuckle Dragging Dork
Put in
on your shoulders,
head.
Haiku # 52875, September 8, 2015 1:47 pm ET
by Medwedew of Sochi
life be full of angst
but if it all down to me
then i be chillin"
Haiku # 52874, September 8, 2015 6:26 am ET
by ash
set us up the do
donald trump's hat is awesome
but it's full of shit
Haiku # 52873, September 8, 2015 3:38 am ET
by ash
I like bologna.
Velveeta and bologna.
On white Rainbow bread.

I like what he says.
Trump will be a great leader.
He will save us all.
Haiku # 52872, September 7, 2015 7:31 pm ET
by iamback of w00t!!! w00t!!!
Do you need some rope?
Can you tie him well enough
to sink to bottom?
Haiku # 52871, September 6, 2015 1:27 am ET
by Presidential Candidate of third world country
Jump like a piglet
Unless that is what you are
In that case....eat pooh
Haiku # 52870, September 6, 2015 1:18 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
I want you to come.
First come out of the closet.
Then come in my ass.
Haiku # 52869, September 4, 2015 7:17 pm ET
by iamback of w00t w00t!!!
you want me to come
but i tell you i'm a fruit
and we cantaloupe
Haiku # 52868, September 3, 2015 6:18 am ET
by ash of with gemma
earlier today
my molar calved a toothberg
it's global warming
Haiku # 52867, September 3, 2015 5:04 am ET
by ash
Mathematical
hair piece simplex tableau job.
Should have used slide rule.
Haiku # 52866, September 2, 2015 4:43 pm ET
by DF
Budge the dry grease turds.
The dried shat my poo-poo is.
I'm constipated.
Haiku # 52865, September 2, 2015 10:53 am ET
by Darth Figpucker the Highly Inappropriate of Korriban
Judge me by these words
Decide what my value is
I am idiot
Haiku # 52864, September 2, 2015 1:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The girl shows her ass.
She gets mad when old men look.
Filthy old perverts.
Haiku # 52863, September 1, 2015 3:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Age speeds sense of time
Exponentially inclined
Moment compression
Haiku # 52862, September 1, 2015 1:13 am ET
by Blah Blah Blah
Something is missing.
I'll buy a pocket pussy.
That should fill the hole.
Haiku # 52861, August 31, 2015 9:06 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
just friends, she and I
she leads knowing I'll follow
her long skirt billows
Haiku # 52860, August 31, 2015 2:38 pm ET
by vince
I just found this site,
I don't think they are that bad,
perhaps I'm stupid
Haiku # 52859, August 31, 2015 10:06 am ET
by Synthoholic of Floyd, VA
We can't get enough,
so we come to your country,
and steal all your stuff
Haiku # 52858, August 31, 2015 12:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hannibal Lector:
Do you know why I hate clowns?....
'Cause they taste funny!
Haiku # 52857, August 29, 2015 11:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Licking a clowns brain
Who's birthday party is this?
What am I doing?
Haiku # 52856, August 29, 2015 2:28 am ET
by Clown lover7288683 of Timmy's b-day party....I think.
Stick hand in bear cave
Find decaying park ranger
You should not do that
Haiku # 52855, August 29, 2015 2:18 am ET
by That crazy mother f*ckah with a stick of Near a bear a cave.
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