Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

Did Jesus spray poop
when he had died on the cross?
Bloody holy shit!
Haiku # 52923, September 28, 2015 7:12 pm ET
by Good taste limbo dance: How low can we go? of Paris France
I'm not shocked by cock.
Door-busting twat would amaze.
Wife material!
Haiku # 52922, September 27, 2015 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
News paper headline:
A house that was locked
Bust open with rock hard cock
Family left shocked
Haiku # 52921, September 27, 2015 8:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Which is worse to be?
A spooge covered poop monster?
Or poopey spooge beast?
Haiku # 52920, September 27, 2015 8:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Get to know haiku.
The girls will squirt over you.
I'm seriously!
Haiku # 52919, September 27, 2015 7:58 pm ET
by DF
He who masturbates
at least fifteen times per day
has life well in hand.
Haiku # 52918, September 27, 2015 2:21 am ET
by DF
Get to know your ass.
Fill it full of broken glass.
You'll bleed like a lass.
Haiku # 52917, September 26, 2015 8:23 pm ET
by DF
Get to know your sock
Fill it full of tiny rocks
Put it on your cock
Haiku # 52916, September 24, 2015 4:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Get to know your fish
Understand it's deepest wish
Cooked up in a dish
Haiku # 52915, September 24, 2015 1:40 am ET
by Panda Sushi King Restaraunt of Off I-70 at the truckstop
Family meals hurt
When dad says you should have been
Just an old cum stain
Haiku # 52914, September 23, 2015 9:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I just got fired.
Being a Wal-Mart greeter
is too demanding.
Haiku # 52913, September 23, 2015 8:09 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
Broken heart
Forever shattered
What to do

Grab watermelon
With her face drawn upon it
Plastic wrap my dick

Make mouth hole
Shove dick inside it
Blow my load
Haiku # 52912, September 23, 2015 8:03 pm ET
by A hopeless romantic of The walk-in fridge at work
Gay bar pick-up line:
Whose dick do I have to suck
to suck a dick here?

--Bo Burnham
Haiku # 52911, September 23, 2015 12:49 pm ET
by DF
It's all fun and games
Until you get dick in mouth
Then it's a party
Haiku # 52910, September 21, 2015 7:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I asked a gay man,
"Which do you think is better,
coming out or in?"
Haiku # 52909, September 21, 2015 1:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It is only gay
If it doesnt feel awesome
But I can't be sure
Haiku # 52908, September 20, 2015 3:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Don't fucking do it!
Writing haiku means you're gay!
You'll be sucking dicks!
Haiku # 52907, September 19, 2015 2:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
today i was bored
and got a real bad idea--
i should write haiku!
Haiku # 52906, September 18, 2015 5:31 pm ET
by david of oregon
Bad poerty, man.
Spammers eat my shit and die
Fix the site, Janis.
Haiku # 52905, September 18, 2015 3:30 pm ET
by Disable the fucking html code. Not hard to do. Disallow the < and the > in the fields.
good poerty man. hallu forte
Haiku # 52904, September 17, 2015 10:09 am ET
by Okaz of city
Glue ass together
Take a pack of laxatives
Human poop fountain
Haiku # 52903, September 16, 2015 3:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ranting lunatics
degenerate idiots
we all have our faults
Haiku # 52902, September 16, 2015 1:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My ball sack
Has many children
Please receive
Haiku # 52901, September 15, 2015 3:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hi There! Read my spam.
It's an awesome article
all about dog poop
Haiku # 52900, September 15, 2015 10:18 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of Traveling through time, stuck in the 1920's dust bowl days. Fucking Okie white trash losers. Take me to Hawaii!
high five austraya
farewell ex-prime minister
and not soon enough
Haiku # 52899, September 15, 2015 5:23 am ET
by ash
Stuck in F.Y.E.
Beautiful woman watches
I have huge boner
Haiku # 52898, September 14, 2015 4:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 52897, September 14, 2015 9:29 am ET
by keramiek tafelblad of Nederland
"Horned Toad" said the man
"No, not horned toad, not at all
Just frog with boner"
Haiku # 52896, September 13, 2015 4:35 pm ET
by Swamp hag of Ass sweat marsh
Leaking dick
Stop with the bleeding
Pretty please?
Haiku # 52895, September 12, 2015 10:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Coming down
Smoke a big fatty
Much better
Haiku # 52894, September 12, 2015 6:13 pm ET
by Kyle of The J.C. Penny's women's underwear department
I hold your sweet buns
And spread open your fat ass
Breath in deep your scent

Fuck, are you smelly
I reach deeply into you
Let's start partying
Haiku # 52893, September 12, 2015 4:51 pm ET
by Panelope of In a men's bathroom
Assless chaps
A fine day to live
Happiness
Haiku # 52892, September 12, 2015 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do not think badly
Of my addiction to porn
You are just ugly
Haiku # 52891, September 12, 2015 2:07 am ET
by Sad husband of The computer downstairs
I am your Walrus
And you my strong Carpenter
We think with our butts
Haiku # 52890, September 12, 2015 12:56 am ET
by The Walrus of Some shitty little island
I am your Walrus
And you my strong Carpenter
We with our butts
Haiku # 52889, September 12, 2015 12:54 am ET
by The Walrus of Some shitty little island
Love Mondays
Said no one ever
Garfield life
Haiku # 52888, September 12, 2015 12:53 am ET
by Lasagna of On your plate
Why am I here now
Lost with no map to find me
Peanut butter sucks
Haiku # 52887, September 12, 2015 12:48 am ET
by Ceicart of Noitacol
The tide rolls in fast
Carrying Cthulu's fart
A wave full of stank
Haiku # 52886, September 11, 2015 11:33 pm ET
by Florida man of Florida
A haiku a day
Keeps Nobunaga away
Or some such bullshit
Haiku # 52885, September 11, 2015 9:36 pm ET
by Perrava of A 12th century warlords castle
How my anus bleeds
Why did I use a pinecone
Fuck flossing your butt
Haiku # 52884, September 11, 2015 8:57 pm ET
by The guy of The woods near your house
A scented chocolate
Made of grinded hearts and lungs
Its messy business
Haiku # 52883, September 11, 2015 8:33 pm ET
by Perrava of DuBois PA
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Haiku # 52882, September 11, 2015 2:39 pm ET
by bra stickers of Nederland
Oh, you like boogers?
I composed a long poem
all about boogers.

"Ode to the Bloody Booger Parked on the Wall Above the Urinal in the Men's Bathroom"

It's on Scribd. Look it up! ;-)
I'm not even putting the link on here. See how nice I am.
Haiku # 52881, September 10, 2015 5:08 pm ET
by DF
The SPAM has returned!
I never thought I'd miss it.
We can gripe again!
Haiku # 52880, September 10, 2015 5:05 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of doing something inappropriate in a StarBucks Bathroom near you!
Haiku # 52879, September 10, 2015 12:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of USA
Can you make music?
Write songs about boogers.
Sell them to parents.
Haiku # 52878, September 10, 2015 1:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bruce Jenner is hot.
Excuse me, I mean Kaitlyn.
The norm in Thailand.

I would eat her out.
I bet it smells pretty good.
Better than real twat.
Haiku # 52877, September 9, 2015 2:29 pm ET
by iamback of w00t! w00t!
Something happened weird
Because of spite, it was feared
Everyone got beered
Haiku # 52876, September 9, 2015 1:31 am ET
by Knuckle Dragging Dork
Put in
on your shoulders,
head.
Haiku # 52875, September 8, 2015 1:47 pm ET
by Medwedew of Sochi
life be full of angst
but if it all down to me
then i be chillin"
Haiku # 52874, September 8, 2015 6:26 am ET
by ash
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