Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76968 Haiku later...

my soul I done sought
retrieval from a demon
celebratory
Haiku # 52994, October 30, 2015 11:17 pm ET
by Lush
fear not dear ash
molar missing hereabouts
never missed... mine
Haiku # 52993, October 30, 2015 11:15 pm ET
by Lush
Hollow Helloween
Each of us is a monster
Making more madness
Haiku # 52992, October 29, 2015 11:10 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Happy Halloween!
I've been creating monsters.
They will destroy you.
Haiku # 52991, October 28, 2015 12:33 am ET
by DF
Planet of the Apes
Zira is super sexy
Nothing wrong with you
Haiku # 52990, October 27, 2015 8:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some might call it wrong,
but I can't help my feelings.
Monkeys are sexy.
Haiku # 52989, October 27, 2015 3:26 am ET
by DF
Mike, please look at this
I've implanted a haiku
For you to ponder
Haiku # 52988, October 27, 2015 1:39 am ET
by God of Hell
dragon boat slingshot
doberman mitten hard hat
robot ham soap box
Haiku # 52987, October 26, 2015 10:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Although it is rude,
I fart loudly in public,
and then blame cancer.

I will also curse,
and then blame Tourrette's syndrome.
Lying is awesome!

I spread awareness,
while being a complete dick.
fuck! shit! {fart fart fart}.
Haiku # 52986, October 26, 2015 4:20 am ET
by DF
This is the best burr
-ito I've ever eaten
yum yum yum yum yum
Haiku # 52985, October 25, 2015 5:57 pm ET
by Flat the Fish of Atlantic Ocean
Wondering long time
Choices have consequences
Your mom has herpes
Haiku # 52984, October 25, 2015 7:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Here is my challenge;
If you look here , write something
Contribute to life
Haiku # 52983, October 25, 2015 7:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
All of you love shirts
Become that thing from last week
Envy air and poof
Haiku # 52982, October 25, 2015 6:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
behold my squirrel
sedated hate metaphor
come on back for more
Haiku # 52981, October 25, 2015 2:06 am ET
by ME
But a well-paid skank!
Still all the Johnnies want me.
Although old and worn.
Haiku # 52980, October 25, 2015 12:58 am ET
by DF
kretek tooth packing
eases my pain really well
but tastes fucking vile
Haiku # 52979, October 24, 2015 6:37 am ET
by ash
Your life decision
Is changing from whore to skank
Congratulations
Haiku # 52978, October 23, 2015 11:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From whore to madam.
I'm making a huge life change.
And damn it pays good!
Haiku # 52977, October 23, 2015 12:51 pm ET
by DF
i note the tremors
subconscious volcanism
threatens to erupt
Haiku # 52976, October 23, 2015 5:07 am ET
by ash
why am I so sad?
because I'm not happy like
I think I should be
Haiku # 52975, October 22, 2015 9:27 pm ET
by the big kahuna
There are too many
chickens in this world for one
man alone to fuck.
Haiku # 52974, October 22, 2015 9:05 pm ET
by df
Yes I'm back, but I
See vacation in bondage
This is real torture
Haiku # 52973, October 22, 2015 3:50 am ET
by ronin
Holding my poop in
For five long days and long nights
Clog my friends bathroom
Haiku # 52972, October 20, 2015 6:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
made it justin time
canada oh canada
trudeau or true d'oh ?
Haiku # 52971, October 20, 2015 9:50 am ET
by ash
output of impulse
no thinking involved at all
easier this way
Haiku # 52970, October 20, 2015 1:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
goodbye my molar
farewell old tooth thirty-five
not without a fight
Haiku # 52969, October 19, 2015 6:54 am ET
by ash
Stupid fucking spam
Go get fucked roughly by a
Pig covered in shit
Haiku # 52968, October 18, 2015 8:29 pm ET
by Fucking shit of Goddammit
We need to get back
to the time we fucked chickens
instead of this shit.

Here's my video of me fucking a bunch of chickens on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_GNgfzRvo
Haiku # 52965, October 18, 2015 2:36 pm ET
by DF of The hills of Tennessee or the praries of Oklahoma.
Fuck all these spammers
Fuck you reading this haiku
Fuck everyone
Haiku # 52964, October 17, 2015 10:31 pm ET
by Goddammit of Fucking shit
VW, Audi i Skoda to sa motoryzacyjne smieci. Zreszta teraz bankrutuja po ujamnieniu ich dzialalnosci po
Haiku # 52962, October 17, 2015 3:00 pm ET
by gytre of hgf
All the sexies poop
Even the hot ones as well
All the good girls poop
Haiku # 52961, October 16, 2015 2:54 pm ET
by YoZillDropItHard of Canadurr
Bad farts smell cheese like
Chef smells my dick cheeses too
Not very happy
Haiku # 52960, October 16, 2015 2:53 pm ET
by YoZillDropItHard of Canadurr
Being a midget
Would suck a ton of big dicks
Easy to reach though
Haiku # 52957, October 15, 2015 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vast feelings
Of homo-erotic
Nipple clamps
Haiku # 52956, October 14, 2015 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what's that brief buzzing ?
hark the lonely homophobe
project and deny...
Haiku # 52955, October 14, 2015 8:59 am ET
by ash
fleet moronism
replete with bastard vision
Stifle it, Edith
Haiku # 52954, October 14, 2015 6:56 am ET
by Lush
Internet hoodlum
Repeating the the same old shit
He's bored with himself
Haiku # 52953, October 13, 2015 11:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of 925ewsulfe
Lobster love
Lobster sea pussy
Lobster shit
Haiku # 52947, October 13, 2015 1:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
brace your tender hearts
tonight we storm the castle
wearing lobster suits
Haiku # 52946, October 13, 2015 12:32 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Fuck Halloween
Give out chocolate laxatives
Fuck little kids too
Haiku # 52945, October 12, 2015 1:15 pm ET
by Hateful asshole of Mahoning Street
my obsession is
talking rodents in space ships
they could be my friends
Haiku # 52944, October 12, 2015 12:57 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Your obsession is
Homosexuality
Please get over it
Haiku # 52943, October 11, 2015 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Having bad day, huh?
Make fun of clowns, they get paid
For their awful lives
Haiku # 52941, October 10, 2015 6:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Eat beans on a boat.
Raft and fart are anagrams.
The catfish don't mind.
Haiku # 52940, October 8, 2015 3:48 pm ET
by The Ghost of Huck Finn's Ass
wash your dirty hands
rinse away your filthy day
never getting clean
Haiku # 52939, October 8, 2015 12:28 am ET
by $en$e
That last haiku was
Sad as a fucking gay clown
Holy depression.
Haiku # 52938, October 7, 2015 7:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
post here over and
over till you become the one
voice who posts stuff here
Haiku # 52937, October 6, 2015 12:56 pm ET
by roninxxx
Jerk off in steak house
Upset the hibachi chef
He no like my meat
Haiku # 52936, October 5, 2015 12:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I sport the pants tent
My boner has the fury
Third related thing
Haiku # 52935, October 5, 2015 12:22 pm ET
by HamBoneStone of the vagina of Jonah's Whale
I sport the pants tent
My boner has the fury
Third related thing
Haiku # 52934, October 5, 2015 12:22 pm ET
by HamBoneStone of the vagina of Jonah's Whale
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