Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

Do you shame yourself?
You need professional help.
Consult my lobster.
Haiku # 53041, November 24, 2015 11:51 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Thanks to the guy
Who wrote that fucking shit spam
My point is proven
Haiku # 53040, November 24, 2015 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck the goddamn world
People are just so shitty
A world full of fucks
Haiku # 53038, November 23, 2015 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
not for one minute
should you give in and believe
this shit can't be fixed
Haiku # 53037, November 21, 2015 3:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Will you follow us?
We're going over the wall
To lands yet unknown
Haiku # 53036, November 18, 2015 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What What In The Butt.
It's so gay, but so catchy.
Catchy just like AIDS.

Haiku # 53035, November 18, 2015 10:09 am ET
by DF
Surrounded by whores.
They love their crappy music.
Blistered vaginas.
Haiku # 53034, November 18, 2015 9:56 am ET
by DF
a thousand assholes
can spoil an entire planet
the world is not fair
Haiku # 53033, November 18, 2015 1:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fucking die, spammers.
It has all been said before.
Hope you die of AIDS.
Haiku # 53032, November 15, 2015 8:44 pm ET
by df
Yes, I know that, Ash.
But it's fun to hate people.
Goddamn Eskimos!
Haiku # 53029, November 15, 2015 12:59 am ET
by Inuit Liberation Front! of Anchorage sleeper cell.
seems you miss the point
muslims are not the problem
daesh need culling
Haiku # 53028, November 14, 2015 2:41 am ET
by ash
Paris will soon mend.
Public guillotine Muslims.
I mean all of them.
Haiku # 53027, November 14, 2015 1:13 am ET
by DF
is paris burning ?
how can this fix anything ?
this world is fucked up
Haiku # 53026, November 13, 2015 8:05 pm ET
by ash
Oh my Bad Haiku
You're now old enough to drink
Legally in ON
Haiku # 53025, November 13, 2015 2:15 pm ET
by Janis
as interwebs go
this site goes beyond ancient
persistently bad
Haiku # 53024, November 13, 2015 7:13 am ET
by ash
Can't believe
Nineteen years have passed
We still here
Haiku # 53023, November 12, 2015 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
happy birthday you
internet prose graffiti
laboratory
Haiku # 53022, November 12, 2015 8:09 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
so it's hey nineteen !
happy birthday bad haiku
we love you long time
Haiku # 53021, November 12, 2015 5:42 pm ET
by ash
I eat the undead
It is like recycling
Cannibalism
Haiku # 53019, November 11, 2015 2:52 pm ET
by a REAL survuvor of The apocalypse year 2089
How is this site up?
Farts and poos from Auld Lang Syne
The stench makes me smile
Haiku # 53017, November 10, 2015 1:40 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Austin, TX
Do not eat zombies.
They will make your breath smell bad.
Rather eat poets.
Haiku # 53016, November 8, 2015 10:09 pm ET
by df
Turtle neck dick
Filled up with smegma
Free dick cheese
Haiku # 53013, November 7, 2015 9:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Big Trouble:

I didn't see it.
Should have had my eyes open.
Now, I regret it.
Haiku # 53012, November 7, 2015 3:17 pm ET
by Tremaine L. Loadholt of North Carolina
Go to hell lighter
You burned me too many times
I need attention
Haiku # 53009, November 7, 2015 4:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off baby pants
you can't haiku like eye dew
try again later
Haiku # 53008, November 7, 2015 12:53 am ET
by Glam Bingo We Cola
forgot idea
never to be recaptured
should write that shit down
Haiku # 53007, November 7, 2015 12:47 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of Ricola
Watching Forest Gump
Wow, this retard has his own
Shrimp boating business
Haiku # 53006, November 6, 2015 1:03 am ET
by Sheltered Neet of A basement near you
suck my ass you bitch
fart in my face and poo lots
lol jk
Haiku # 53005, November 5, 2015 9:53 am ET
by some dumb faggot of Mount Fuji
Dismiss the warnings
Ignore any instructions
Go full speed ahead
Haiku # 53004, November 5, 2015 12:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A white Horse fell in
A mud puddle slung mud on
Everyone around
Haiku # 53003, November 4, 2015 9:27 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
dropped the bike again
abrasions to my right knee
libran symmetry
Haiku # 53002, November 3, 2015 5:06 am ET
by ash
We will pay the price
for the evil we have done
19.99
Haiku # 53001, November 3, 2015 1:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Halloween sucks ass.
Jolly Ranchers in my pubes.
It's time for a trim.
Haiku # 53000, November 1, 2015 7:43 pm ET
by DF
Don't pay your taxes,
burn your house, move to Fiji,
start a porn website.
Haiku # 52999, October 31, 2015 9:12 pm ET
by DF
Sounds like fun
Kill for chocolate
Hail satan
Haiku # 52998, October 31, 2015 2:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dress up like a fool.
Stuff your children with candy.
And worship Satan.

Human sacrifice.
Drowned in melted Hershey's bars.
Lucifer's smiling.

Raves and evil spells.
Drinking blood at an orgy
with Russian vodka.

I dressed as Laa-Laa
and gave out free LSD
on Flintstones tablets.
Haiku # 52997, October 31, 2015 12:19 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of Seoul, Korea Brothel Outhouse
languid merriment
the syntax of addiction
synthetic morphine
Haiku # 52996, October 30, 2015 11:25 pm ET
by Lush
the most hallowed eve
is just a Saturday night
sans John Travolta
Haiku # 52995, October 30, 2015 11:20 pm ET
by Lush
my soul I done sought
retrieval from a demon
celebratory
Haiku # 52994, October 30, 2015 11:17 pm ET
by Lush
fear not dear ash
molar missing hereabouts
never missed... mine
Haiku # 52993, October 30, 2015 11:15 pm ET
by Lush
Hollow Helloween
Each of us is a monster
Making more madness
Haiku # 52992, October 29, 2015 11:10 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Happy Halloween!
I've been creating monsters.
They will destroy you.
Haiku # 52991, October 28, 2015 12:33 am ET
by DF
Planet of the Apes
Zira is super sexy
Nothing wrong with you
Haiku # 52990, October 27, 2015 8:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some might call it wrong,
but I can't help my feelings.
Monkeys are sexy.
Haiku # 52989, October 27, 2015 3:26 am ET
by DF
Mike, please look at this
I've implanted a haiku
For you to ponder
Haiku # 52988, October 27, 2015 1:39 am ET
by God of Hell
dragon boat slingshot
doberman mitten hard hat
robot ham soap box
Haiku # 52987, October 26, 2015 10:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Although it is rude,
I fart loudly in public,
and then blame cancer.

I will also curse,
and then blame Tourrette's syndrome.
Lying is awesome!

I spread awareness,
while being a complete dick.
fuck! shit! {fart fart fart}.
Haiku # 52986, October 26, 2015 4:20 am ET
by DF
This is the best burr
-ito I've ever eaten
yum yum yum yum yum
Haiku # 52985, October 25, 2015 5:57 pm ET
by Flat the Fish of Atlantic Ocean
Wondering long time
Choices have consequences
Your mom has herpes
Haiku # 52984, October 25, 2015 7:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Here is my challenge;
If you look here , write something
Contribute to life
Haiku # 52983, October 25, 2015 7:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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