Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

Draw from the Dark Side.
Take power from others' pain.
Drink the tears of "friends".

Their incompetence
allows for opportunity
to find replacements.

Buy a meat grinder.
Keep it well-oiled and clean.
Use them for sausage.

Why aren't there any
cannibalistic Sith Lords?
I guess I'm the first.
Haiku # 53973, June 28, 2016 7:28 pm ET
by df of feel the hate, it gives you power!.... I farted.
apoplexia
serveth no purposeth
swingeth a wide dick
Haiku # 53971, June 27, 2016 10:56 pm ET
by Lush
may i submit joy
via jolly crapulence?
emasculate d(e)a[r]th
Haiku # 53970, June 27, 2016 10:54 pm ET
by Lush of interchangeable letters
ill lamentation
and self annihilation
have enslaved BH
Haiku # 53969, June 27, 2016 10:49 pm ET
by Lush
I feel not but shame.
To live on earth as human.
Better a tape worm.
Haiku # 53968, June 27, 2016 8:21 pm ET
by df
Hunter shot himself
to avoid a painful death,
not 'cause of Nixon!

"People have got to know whether or not their president's a chicken fucker. Well, I'm not a chicken fucker!" -- Nixon
Haiku # 53967, June 27, 2016 3:38 pm ET
by df
I made yo momma!
And then yo momma made you.
Luke, I'm yo daddy!

".... Aw, hell nawwwww!"
Haiku # 53966, June 27, 2016 3:33 pm ET
by df
to the one who must
compare to the other when
hunter s. thompson

saw nixon die then
did he blow his mind out in a
space of his own then

enemies defined
by one another, the point
others do not make

us
Haiku # 53965, June 27, 2016 1:10 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 53964, June 27, 2016 10:44 am ET
by PlusTeam of USA
Incomplete sentence.
Self-referring poetry.
All merit voided.
Haiku # 53962, June 26, 2016 10:49 pm ET
by df
Why can't we all die?
Earth would be a better place.
No strip malls in sight.
Haiku # 53961, June 26, 2016 10:45 pm ET
by df
The vast ocean shore.
The crashing waves lullaby.
Singing to no one.
Haiku # 53960, June 26, 2016 10:45 pm ET
by df
after all these years
greg has the touch
still suave as fuck
Haiku # 53959, June 26, 2016 9:36 pm ET
by justforSU of /r/stevenuniverse
i miss gen x but
kurt cobain is dead and there's
a zeitgeist shift when

some voice passes on
others have to take their place
who will replace you?

Haiku # 53958, June 26, 2016 12:45 pm ET
by vhs
ego likes to talk
it lacks insight then it dies
what else to say here
Haiku # 53957, June 26, 2016 12:43 pm ET
by vhs
I am obnoxious.
That is an understatement
Poetry is dumb.
Haiku # 53956, June 26, 2016 7:15 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of The High Vogon Poetry Counsel
"Is she a squirter?"
Vaginal detonation,
what it should be called.
Haiku # 53955, June 26, 2016 6:53 am ET
by df
Marital hindrance.
Double arrow insertion.
Fucking molecules!
Haiku # 53954, June 26, 2016 6:51 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
Saturday night blues
It's not something I would choose
Can't even drink booze
Haiku # 53953, June 26, 2016 2:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I tried MMA
It did not go very well
Got my ass kicked bad
Haiku # 53952, June 26, 2016 2:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I need a jet pack.
But Amazon or Ebay?
What do you suggest?
Haiku # 53951, June 26, 2016 1:50 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
Christ, you're a pussy.
A whiny little bitch-boy.
Go get a sex change.

On the other hand,
To expect more from poets,
That is just stupid.

To man the fuck up,
it is just not possible,
not for a poet.
Haiku # 53950, June 26, 2016 1:44 am ET
by df
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Haiku # 53949, June 25, 2016 2:15 pm ET
by David of New York, NY
one man takes over
a haiku website and ads
and i post here too
Haiku # 53948, June 25, 2016 1:41 pm ET
by vhs
I have your child.
But that's the way life goes, Ace.
I'll name him Barrack.

Yours,
Amy
Haiku # 53947, June 24, 2016 9:08 pm ET
by Amy the Whore
This is for a girl I slept with who didn't tell me she was dating my best friend. No one speaks to her anymore.

Amy, a raging whore.
Lying on back with legs spread.
You are not missed.
Haiku # 53946, June 24, 2016 7:15 pm ET
by Ace of Louisville KY
Customers file in
Mop, stock, check, and sell crack pipes
Convenience store blues
Haiku # 53943, June 23, 2016 6:11 pm ET
by Partial Recall of USA
This is a small font.
You can barely make it out.
Ha ha fucking ha.
Haiku # 53942, June 23, 2016 6:40 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
My wife is too fat.
Some young stud take her from me.
I'll make it worth it.
Haiku # 53941, June 23, 2016 6:36 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
So much work to do.
And see what I am doing.
I should be fired.
Haiku # 53940, June 22, 2016 10:55 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
Vector curvature.
Unit tangent binormal.
huh huh; "binormal".

Yeah, yeah, that was cool.
Heh heh, and you said "unit".
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oinng!
Haiku # 53938, June 21, 2016 6:20 pm ET
by Beavis and Butthead
measured charisma
engorged, targeted chasm
finessed curvature
Haiku # 53937, June 21, 2016 5:16 am ET
by Lush
a past commander
penetrating hot targets
has my surrender
Haiku # 53936, June 21, 2016 5:08 am ET
by Lush
Reciprocity
though quaint enough a concept
needn't apply here
Haiku # 53935, June 21, 2016 5:06 am ET
by Lush
Do the polite thing.
Please give Bill a reach-around.
Though he won't for you.
Haiku # 53934, June 21, 2016 3:30 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
despite STDs
i'd fuck WJC
'til the cow comes home
Haiku # 53933, June 20, 2016 10:31 pm ET
by Lush of Hilary's ShitList
please make my breath stink
as "hail to the chief" plays on
then analingus
Haiku # 53932, June 20, 2016 10:27 pm ET
by Lush of The Oval Orifice
Some men fuck chickens.
Thus they're called chicken fuckers.
Yet they don't approve.
Haiku # 53931, June 18, 2016 7:33 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
I should not write this.
But, of course, you know I will.
See, now it is done.
Haiku # 53929, June 17, 2016 8:35 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
What an honor!
Presidential scrotal sweat!
Please bang my wife next.
Haiku # 53928, June 17, 2016 3:49 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
My balls are stinky.
I wiped them on her pillow.
Will her husband know?
Haiku # 53927, June 17, 2016 2:22 am ET
by President Bill Clinton
A car is a wheeled, self-propelled motor vehicle used for transporting and a product of the automotive industry.
Haiku # 53926, June 17, 2016 1:13 am ET
by Benz Patent of NY
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Haiku # 53925, June 17, 2016 12:59 am ET
by SUVs Lover of https://plus.google.com/u/0/116015602465613220713/posts
I have to save cash.
So this means no prostitutes.
Mom, please send money.
Haiku # 53924, June 16, 2016 11:08 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
oh it all started
with the arpanet and the
end of history

which is, history
Haiku # 53920, June 16, 2016 12:25 pm ET
by vhs
Do not be ashamed.
The internet is for porn.
The muppets know this.

Google image search:
Hillary Clinton's fat ass.
I am so turned on.
Haiku # 53919, June 15, 2016 11:12 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
Flatulent old toad.
Bloated with methane swamp gas.
He farts from both ends.

Haiku # 53918, June 15, 2016 5:59 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
My zipper opens,
revealing more about me
than I would care to.
Haiku # 53917, June 15, 2016 5:45 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
the browser opens
revealing more about me
than the internet
Haiku # 53916, June 15, 2016 8:03 am ET
by ash
Flatulence reverb
whilst in the surfing line-up.
Those in ear-shot laugh.

The thump is deeper.
Fiberglass amplifies bass.
The sharks stay away.
Haiku # 53914, June 15, 2016 1:41 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
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