Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

twenty five years and
The Internet is not just
a place for absurd

it IS the mainstream
it is a weird mainstream and
I am not ready
Haiku # 54721, October 1, 2016 11:36 am ET
by vhs
cultural lasses
showing their sexy asses
rose colored glasses
Haiku # 54720, October 1, 2016 2:42 am ET
by Tina is a hooker of Neighborhood rugby team
Cultural mores
for this day and age should be
cultural lesses.

Poop!
Haiku # 54719, September 30, 2016 9:40 pm ET
by
the days come and go
and with time so do lives and
cultural mores
Haiku # 54717, September 30, 2016 1:49 pm ET
by vhs
here is a nice place
writing words that take up space
spraying bears with mace
Haiku # 54716, September 30, 2016 1:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
does anyone remember
who bob hope was and why do
i remember classic movies
but dont see very many of them nowadays except maybe Plan Nine From Outer Space

Ed Wood Junior
is dead but he left us Tor
and Glen or Glenda
Haiku # 54715, September 29, 2016 8:36 pm ET
by vhs
Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a 30 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My apple ipad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone!
Haiku # 54714, September 29, 2016 5:29 pm ET
by poppyiiu of USA
Fuck you,
What do you mean sent a shit at this lovely site?
Damn you son of bitch, you insultted the haiku site more than spam!
Haiku # 54713, September 29, 2016 3:59 pm ET
by euekde
They'll remove the poop
but the spam stays as it is
I don't get this.


Look, it's Donald Trump!
Wait, no, it's just the hair's same.
Facial features too.

Spam: Haiku #54708 Haiku #54707 Haiku #54706 Haiku #54705 Haiku #54704 Haiku #54700 Haiku #54699 Haiku #54520 Haiku #54519 Haiku #54516
Haiku # 54712, September 29, 2016 12:29 pm ET
by df
Book your plane ticket!
Get HIV in Dheli.
Those are dirty whores!
Haiku # 54711, September 29, 2016 12:17 pm ET
by DF
Here you go VHS:
http://whois.domaintools.com/
Look it up there. You'll find what I'm talking about. Just type in any domain name.
Haiku # 54710, September 29, 2016 7:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
VHS, no... if you look up the website on whois (looking up info about who owns and operates what website) you'll see it's owned in China. They sell cheap fake brand name crap that will fall apart in a month. You can buy that shit all over Asia for like $15 to $20 a pair on the street. I can only imagine they cost only a few dollars to manufacture and sell them online for $50. Big profits.
Haiku # 54709, September 29, 2016 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It is really a nice and helpful piece of info. Im glad that you shared this helpful information with us. Please keep us up to date like this. Thanks for sharing.
Haiku # 54705, September 29, 2016 6:44 am ET
by piewyiow of USA
I must appreciate the way you have expressed your feelings through your blog!
Delhi Call Girls
Haiku # 54704, September 29, 2016 3:41 am ET
by Roshani Khanna of Delhi
The 1st is me
2nd U
Let's go to hell together
Gagagaga~~~~
Haiku # 54703, September 29, 2016 12:49 am ET
by LuGA
Thank you for the poop bar!!!!!!
fuck you the poooop parrr!!!!!
bad haiku pooooooooop!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 54702, September 29, 2016 12:45 am ET
by Pooop hero
well looking up the ip address of kicksvovo reveals cheap jordan shoes for sale... somewhere in chicago...

yes, haiku

a guy thinks that i
am like Kramer in his chatroom
robotized women

ok there you go
Haiku # 54701, September 28, 2016 11:41 pm ET
by vhs
The great sky and great sea,
Stolen my heart,
Thanks your platform for haiku.
Haiku # 54700, September 28, 2016 5:39 pm ET
by Wood
Thank you for every other informative blog. The place else may just I get that type of info written in such a perfect means? I've a project that I'm just now working on, and I have been at the glance out for such information.
Haiku # 54699, September 28, 2016 1:05 pm ET
by ieuuoior of USA
I soooo wish they would disable the coding in the haiku text box. It can't be that hard. Just disallow the greater than and less than signs that go around the code. And problem solved. But no. I guess they are too busy.
Haiku # 54698, September 28, 2016 10:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
There, that is better.
Poop is much better than porn.
Unless midget porn.
Haiku # 54697, September 28, 2016 6:56 am ET
by
Images are not
disabled (like M J Fox),
I messed up the code.
Haiku # 54695, September 28, 2016 6:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
will they disable
the live spam links now or not
I'll post porn links now
Haiku # 54681, September 27, 2016 11:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
money not sorry
does not care it it hurts you
make you do strange things
Haiku # 54677, September 27, 2016 10:28 pm ET
by $
No, it does not mean
I've been eating blackberries,
though that does sound good.
Haiku # 54671, September 26, 2016 8:44 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
Blue poop is a link.
Randomly chose poop dot com.
Not sure what's on there.
Haiku # 54670, September 26, 2016 8:43 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
This nice time of year
Leaves in the trees and the poop
Both changing color
Haiku # 54669, September 26, 2016 1:27 am ET
by Casual Observer
Food is not needed.
Eating is overrated.
I'm breatharian.
Haiku # 54655, September 25, 2016 7:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Enjoy a nice nap
Wake up to a feast of foods
Repeat this process
Haiku # 54654, September 25, 2016 5:40 pm ET
by First world blues
My life the cake You
Are the frosting together
We make a sweet pair
Haiku # 54653, September 24, 2016 9:38 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
gives the old fucker
the knowing look, dadaism?

again? fnord!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 54651, September 24, 2016 1:34 pm ET
by vhs of Eris's Christian
I'll kick you in the vagina!
Your children are ugly!
Haiku are gay!
Haiku # 54649, September 24, 2016 7:23 am ET
by Skankhunt42
My dingleberries
are itching for a good time
down at the beach bar.

But I am tired.
I told them go on ahead.
They left without me.
Haiku # 54648, September 24, 2016 7:09 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
crooked octopus
respecting personal space
slingshot hibiscus
Haiku # 54647, September 24, 2016 12:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
snd sdud plo uo dns
xod dollop dols dood opun
uns xnl plo uo pold
Haiku # 54646, September 23, 2016 6:59 pm ET
by Invert the Pervert
It is a fact that
poop is just inverted dood.
Know what I mean, dood?
Haiku # 54589, September 23, 2016 10:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Penis foreskin fuel.
Jet powered ejaculate.
Like when you were twelve.

I won't include pics.
But imagine shooting a
quart of cottage cheese.
Haiku # 54587, September 23, 2016 7:56 am ET
by Darth Figpucker the Highly Inappropriate
Harambe is dead
just like his overused meme
rip harambe lol
Haiku # 54585, September 22, 2016 10:27 pm ET
by Noob_PlaysYT
i'm closing my eyes
asking for a word of God
i think i just heard

"oh fuck!!!"
Haiku # 54584, September 22, 2016 10:15 pm ET
by vhs
interesting site
one could bookmark it, except...
this is not a book
Haiku # 54582, September 22, 2016 8:26 pm ET
by eeeeew gross!
Is there a shit zen?
Enlightenment through feces.
Sounds rather German.

I do feel lighter
each time that I defecate,
like I'm a new man.

I wonder if now
we will get laxative spam.
Ex-Lax from China.

Oh and of course, Poop!
But that goes without saying.
Am I right, or what?
Haiku # 54578, September 22, 2016 3:59 pm ET
by darth figpucker
I thought this was
bad haiku, not shit zen
statement but...poop
Haiku # 54577, September 22, 2016 10:50 am ET
by vhs
That's kind of funny.
I thought it said foreskin fuel.
Exploding penis.
Haiku # 54522, September 21, 2016 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 54520, September 21, 2016 7:51 am ET
by Forskolin fuel of USA
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Haiku # 54519, September 21, 2016 6:59 am ET
by Phenq of Austin, Texas
Impressive display
both, counting and stamina
You outdid yourself
Haiku # 54517, September 20, 2016 8:49 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola of Pensacola
You and me in the world,
Find the moon in the sky,
Your heart there?
Haiku # 54516, September 20, 2016 7:42 pm ET
by Luci
It is now time for
my hot caffeine enema
and banana bread.
Haiku # 54515, September 20, 2016 7:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Have you ever tried
elephant rectum pot pie?
Well, neither have I.
Haiku # 54514, September 20, 2016 6:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I don't miss Walmart.
Well, maybe just a little.
They have so much shit!
Haiku # 54513, September 20, 2016 6:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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