Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

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Haiku # 54972, October 6, 2016 7:05 pm ET
by sooo artistic!
I think that Janis
should give someone who has time
control of this site.

To delete all spam.
And we will have peace at last.
The angels will sing.

My new idea:
I'm going to post captchas.
Sounds like loads of fun.
Haiku # 54971, October 6, 2016 7:01 pm ET
by df
Inappropriate
public bleeding is needed
to push back the spam.
Haiku # 54970, October 6, 2016 4:14 pm ET
by df
Exactly correct.
I've been on my period.
Spammers drink my blood.
Haiku # 54969, October 6, 2016 4:12 pm ET
by df
in fact i dare say
i can't abide such a dot
period piece here
Haiku # 54968, October 6, 2016 3:43 pm ET
by vhs
let us see if we
can despam the space or the space
cadets will win this one
Haiku # 54967, October 6, 2016 3:43 pm ET
by vhs
you know when i post
here it is going along
with the shit and the

tar, knowing fetish
lives I have known, what's hu cow?
now that's a weird one
Haiku # 54861, October 5, 2016 12:07 pm ET
by vhs
Perhaps you are right.
But I can't resist chickens.
They are just so tight.
Haiku # 54860, October 5, 2016 9:27 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
Cows are not sexy
Even when wearing lipstick
One must have limits
Haiku # 54859, October 5, 2016 8:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cats puking hairballs
sound much like your grandparents
when they are fucking.
Haiku # 54809, October 5, 2016 7:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck today not happy,
I was happy,
Not happy but fuck
Haiku # 54808, October 5, 2016 7:02 am ET
by FU
I guess you could say
that I'm on my period.
I know, that was bad.
Haiku # 54806, October 4, 2016 10:40 pm ET
by df
It'll also save a lot of cash and time for those on gdbkccccckdgcfkc
Haiku # 54750, October 4, 2016 7:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of USA
I think that's cake mix.
Please note the spatula.
And the wooden board.

Could be cookie dough.
Got me craving sweets, dammit.
No, I'll do sit ups.
Haiku # 54748, October 4, 2016 6:50 am ET
by df
This Venus Flytrap
Baited with crazy sickness
Keeps drawing me back
Haiku # 54747, October 3, 2016 10:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Observe the ridges
One imagines puckering
As it emerges
Haiku # 54746, October 3, 2016 10:14 pm ET
by Poopologist of Scatland University
I will stop being
so absolutely nasty
when the spam has stopped.
Will Janis do it?
Will she disallow coding?
I kind of doubt it.
Just disable the
greater than and less than keys
to stop the live links.
The spam will then stop.
And I will stop posting poop.
And we'll be normal.
Haiku # 54736, October 2, 2016 11:17 pm ET
by
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Haiku # 54723, October 2, 2016 10:54 am ET
by Diana Burgess of usa
The internet is
only real if you wish it.
Otherwise it's not.

Go for a long walk.
The fall trees are orange and red.
They're not digital.

But it would be really cool if we genetically engineered oak trees to have leaves with porn on them taken from websites that the trees are linked to. It won't be long. Seriously.
Haiku # 54722, October 1, 2016 12:29 pm ET
by df
twenty five years and
The Internet is not just
a place for absurd

it IS the mainstream
it is a weird mainstream and
I am not ready
Haiku # 54721, October 1, 2016 11:36 am ET
by vhs
cultural lasses
showing their sexy asses
rose colored glasses
Haiku # 54720, October 1, 2016 2:42 am ET
by Tina is a hooker of Neighborhood rugby team
Cultural mores
for this day and age should be
cultural lesses.

Poop!
Haiku # 54719, September 30, 2016 9:40 pm ET
by
the days come and go
and with time so do lives and
cultural mores
Haiku # 54717, September 30, 2016 1:49 pm ET
by vhs
here is a nice place
writing words that take up space
spraying bears with mace
Haiku # 54716, September 30, 2016 1:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
does anyone remember
who bob hope was and why do
i remember classic movies
but dont see very many of them nowadays except maybe Plan Nine From Outer Space

Ed Wood Junior
is dead but he left us Tor
and Glen or Glenda
Haiku # 54715, September 29, 2016 8:36 pm ET
by vhs
Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a 30 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My apple ipad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone!
Haiku # 54714, September 29, 2016 5:29 pm ET
by poppyiiu of USA
Fuck you,
What do you mean sent a shit at this lovely site?
Damn you son of bitch, you insultted the haiku site more than spam!
Haiku # 54713, September 29, 2016 3:59 pm ET
by euekde
They'll remove the poop
but the spam stays as it is
I don't get this.


Look, it's Donald Trump!
Wait, no, it's just the hair's same.
Facial features too.

Spam: Haiku #54708 Haiku #54707 Haiku #54706 Haiku #54705 Haiku #54704 Haiku #54700 Haiku #54699 Haiku #54520 Haiku #54519 Haiku #54516
Haiku # 54712, September 29, 2016 12:29 pm ET
by df
Book your plane ticket!
Get HIV in Dheli.
Those are dirty whores!
Haiku # 54711, September 29, 2016 12:17 pm ET
by DF
Here you go VHS:
http://whois.domaintools.com/
Look it up there. You'll find what I'm talking about. Just type in any domain name.
Haiku # 54710, September 29, 2016 7:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
VHS, no... if you look up the website on whois (looking up info about who owns and operates what website) you'll see it's owned in China. They sell cheap fake brand name crap that will fall apart in a month. You can buy that shit all over Asia for like $15 to $20 a pair on the street. I can only imagine they cost only a few dollars to manufacture and sell them online for $50. Big profits.
Haiku # 54709, September 29, 2016 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 54705, September 29, 2016 6:44 am ET
by piewyiow of USA
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Haiku # 54704, September 29, 2016 3:41 am ET
by Roshani Khanna of Delhi
The 1st is me
2nd U
Let's go to hell together
Gagagaga~~~~
Haiku # 54703, September 29, 2016 12:49 am ET
by LuGA
Thank you for the poop bar!!!!!!
fuck you the poooop parrr!!!!!
bad haiku pooooooooop!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 54702, September 29, 2016 12:45 am ET
by Pooop hero
well looking up the ip address of kicksvovo reveals cheap jordan shoes for sale... somewhere in chicago...

yes, haiku

a guy thinks that i
am like Kramer in his chatroom
robotized women

ok there you go
Haiku # 54701, September 28, 2016 11:41 pm ET
by vhs
The great sky and great sea,
Stolen my heart,
Thanks your platform for haiku.
Haiku # 54700, September 28, 2016 5:39 pm ET
by Wood
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Haiku # 54699, September 28, 2016 1:05 pm ET
by ieuuoior of USA
I soooo wish they would disable the coding in the haiku text box. It can't be that hard. Just disallow the greater than and less than signs that go around the code. And problem solved. But no. I guess they are too busy.
Haiku # 54698, September 28, 2016 10:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
There, that is better.
Poop is much better than porn.
Unless midget porn.
Haiku # 54697, September 28, 2016 6:56 am ET
by
Images are not
disabled (like M J Fox),
I messed up the code.
Haiku # 54695, September 28, 2016 6:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
will they disable
the live spam links now or not
I'll post porn links now
Haiku # 54681, September 27, 2016 11:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
money not sorry
does not care it it hurts you
make you do strange things
Haiku # 54677, September 27, 2016 10:28 pm ET
by $
No, it does not mean
I've been eating blackberries,
though that does sound good.
Haiku # 54671, September 26, 2016 8:44 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
Blue poop is a link.
Randomly chose poop dot com.
Not sure what's on there.
Haiku # 54670, September 26, 2016 8:43 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
This nice time of year
Leaves in the trees and the poop
Both changing color
Haiku # 54669, September 26, 2016 1:27 am ET
by Casual Observer
Food is not needed.
Eating is overrated.
I'm breatharian.
Haiku # 54655, September 25, 2016 7:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Enjoy a nice nap
Wake up to a feast of foods
Repeat this process
Haiku # 54654, September 25, 2016 5:40 pm ET
by First world blues
My life the cake You
Are the frosting together
We make a sweet pair
Haiku # 54653, September 24, 2016 9:38 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
gives the old fucker
the knowing look, dadaism?

again? fnord!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 54651, September 24, 2016 1:34 pm ET
by vhs of Eris's Christian
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