How many haiku
have you thought and then forgot
before writing down?
I have no hope for this world.
Are manatees edible?
Would they make a good roast for sandwiches?
Orangutan vs. chimp knife fights.
Rice wine fermented in a cask containing the powdered,
baked bones of Himalayan tribe children.
Because shit flows downhill.
She switched the pills at the nursing home with Viagra.
Then live streamed the resulting fiasco.
People pay for that shit.
Idea: Smart Toilet
Congratulates when pooping
Also writes haikus
Haiku #56781, by Smart Toilet User #1 June 10, 2017 12:00 pm ET
I remember reading the comments
To a Bob Dylan song on YouTube
One person's was weird
So I checked out their profile
They had posted just one thing
A video of them eating a bowl of cereal
Maybe schizophrenia is when
You're the only one in on the inside joke
I'd rather listen to classical than pop crap any day.
I'd rather get a blow job than write haiku.
I'd rather write haiku than get my work done.
I work better listening to classical music.
I could go for a $20 happy ending.