We must stamp it out!
We've GOT to destroy Christmas
(for the good of earth.)
by Scowling Villain of Saturnalia
Deport the Jesus
Not born in America
Lacks proper papers
by ICE ICE Baby
Miss White (Ellen G:)
See my lovely Christmas tree!
And now for some tea...
by Adventist Stimulant of Imminent Return of Christ
Heraclitus says
All life is in constant flux...
But then there's Logos.
by Philosophy is the Opiate of the Unemployed
Looking from distance,
That valley seems uncanny
I do not like it
by Homo Erectus
The zinjanthropoids
Are running wild among us
But no one stops them.
by Cro-magnon Man of Neanderthal Valley
Hey-- come on, let's go.
Let's all write some haiku now.
Let's all groove as one.
by Maurice White of Earth, Wind and Fire
I took the pub test,
And passed with flying colors.
My score: seven pints.
by Dylan Thomas of Bob Zimmerman
tangerine doofus
a student of history
who fails the pub test
by ash of local assessment
Pro-propaganda.
Contra-contrarianism...
Anti-antichrist!
by Platform Principles of Platform Shoes
YOU are forbidden.
(Forbidden to forbid me.)
Ha ha! I got on...
by The Wiles of the Adversary
Bad Haiku, oh YES!
Oh yes yes yes yes yes yes.
By which I mean "no"...
by Anonymous Poet
Do you Fentanyl?
Many who do Fentanyl
Are no longer here.
by Western Front of the New Opium Wars
Do you Fentanyl?
Many who do Fentanyl
Are no longer here.
by Western Front of the New Opium Wars
Do you use street drugs?
If so, then you are stupid
Buy from internet
by El Chapsticko
Got to say some more.
Got to get my haiku ON!
(Like a dirty sock.)
by Sock It To Me of Haiku Sock Puppet
Recalling Bosley...
I believe he had a cock.
But it was Grandma's.
by Compiler of Grandpa's Memories
Christ was just joking.
He will not ever return.
So do what thou wilt.
by The Whole of the Law
Try to forbid me
From this website, Bad Haiku?
You can eat Basho.
by Failed Attempts of Technocracy
The lovable ones
Are very easy to love.
Enemies, less so.
by Noticer of Sermon on the Mount
You are the sun in
the Páramo, lighting up the Frailejones
by John Edward Myers of Colombia
you might well be right
who am i to disagree ?
it'll be a hit
by ash of charted territory
The world will soon die
So it can live forever
In endless nightmare
by Sweet Dreams are Made of This
forty-one orbits
and you're still vivid and real
and i still love you
by ash of ghost writing
Cock-a-doodle-MOO!
Blackity blackity white.
Oinky oink oink oink.
by Polarization of the Barnyard
Talking to the dead,
Shallow graves become deep tombs.
Necropolises.
by Conversations of Sepulchral Significance
calling the bad out
just pulls more old grievances
from their shallow graves
by ash
I jus gots to say:
Y'all whack-ass crazy as sheet...
I'm like: Donald TRUMP ?
by Laquisha J. of The Hood
Maybe this poem
Was lost in the sauce we spilled
That never got refilled
by Dog of Dog place
of all crazy cults
i'd vote for republicans
huffing peak donald
by ash of safely upwind
i'm ambivalent
windows is a pile of shit
i can't live without
by ash of local account
Take a big bow now
And use it without wiping
Ew,brown bricks up your
by Rando of Town
Joggers and chiclets
Creating disturbances
For the non-joggers.
by Noticer of Joggers and their Chiclets
You have reached haiku.
Please select from the menu;
Our options have changed...
by Optional Options of Stupid
sixteen will not do
haiku is calling again
because i fucked up
by ash of great shame
haiku is calling
"seventeen syllables"
all it takes is you
by ash
fiscal genius
banana republican
exporting chutzpah
by ash
Bosley done got bozzed..
He's the bosleyest bozo
Ever to Bosley.
by Elimination of Misplaced "E" in Tom's Last Name
Russian A. I. bot
Works better than their army
...not a compliment
by Do they have " bits"?
Humanoid robot
Tremendous genitalia
It looks just like me
by The ghost of Figpucker Past
Your bizkit is limp,
You write haiku like a simp,
Your wife is your pimp.
by And Your Only Customer
Did it for nookie
So you can take that cookie
Stick it up your (Yeah!)
by Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit
Oink oink oink meow
Cluck cluck cluck cock a doodle
Baaaaa woof woof moo oink.
by Grandma Has a Farm
Please shut the fuck up
No, really, shut the fuck up
Shut your fucking mouth
by Someone who holds a grudge against you of Your conscience
Unh. Mmmm. Ha-HA! Well...
Got ta git DOWN now child, yaaas
Wooh woo woo bay-bay...
by Funkified Fellow of 1974
Got so much to say
And so little time to think...
Wait, what? I meant "drink".
by Dipsolacious Imbibery of Libational Consolation
Boseley done got bozed..
He's the boseleyest bozo
Ever to Bosley.
by Tom Boseley's Haiku of Tom-tom Club
Wail howdy thar y'all.
Jest thought I'd say a few words,
Like: "Australia"
by Shibboleth of Sibylline Syllables
Grandma paid for it:
Southern fried chicken dinner...
Grandpa has two breasts.
by Grandma's Cocked and Loaded
My syllables: good.
Re-read it and then tell me
Where is the mistake?
by 5-7-5 on Yo Mama of Tyrone
